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Hello there
(audience cheers)
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He is the most famous stuffed toy since
Tickle Me Elmo
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He is the star of the number one comedy
of the year
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and he's got an unrated version of Ted
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debuting today on Bluray and DVD
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Please welcome, a guest without genitals,
Ted!
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(band plays)
(audience cheers)
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First of all, you look great, very plush
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Congratulations on the success
of the movie
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How's everything? How you doing?
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I'm good, I'm good, man
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Thanks for having me
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This is so much fun
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It's great to have you here
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I love the movie. I thought it was
really hilarious
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and you were great in it too
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Well, you know I wanted to do a comedy
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(crowd chuckles)
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My last movie was, of course,
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my rainforest documentary Stop Choppin'
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(audience laughs)
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(Host) I saw that
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Did you see that? Yeah
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(Host) Very powerful
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Thank you
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Now are you getting recognized a lot
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now that you've done the movie?
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Yeah, I am actually
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The other day I was at the mall
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and I was getting mobbed
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(audience laughs)
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and I had to run into a Build-A-Bear
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just to blend in
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(audience laughs)
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Well that must be fun
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it must be like going home for you
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No, it's not fun
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You ever been in one of them
Build-A-Bear places?
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It's sick, it's sick
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Why are you guys Frankenstein-ing bears
like Nazi doctors?
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(audience laughs)
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What kind of species are you
that you would do that?
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It's a very good question
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That's humans for you
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You comfort us and we dismember you
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(audience laughs)
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That's great pal
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Do you have any plans for the holidays?
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I'm gonna go to the mall and ask Santa
for a penis
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(host and audience laugh)
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You can probably get that at Build-A-Bear
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(audience laughs)
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Yeah probably go right in
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What's next for you career wise?
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Have you been offered other film roles?
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I have. They offered me Peter Dinklage's
part on Game of Thrones
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(Host) They did?
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They did, believe it or not
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I turned it down
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There are dragons there and I am
highly flammable
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(host and audience laugh)
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It wouldn't work out
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(Host) Are there any plans to make Ted 2?
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There are plans, yes
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We're basically just gonna do
the same movie
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but in Thailand, like The Hangover
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(host and audience laugh)
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(Host) You know, I have to say you look
a little zoned out
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Are you stoned right now?
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I, yes, no, no, no sir
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I am not, drugs ruin lives.
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(Host) ok, alright
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So your movie Ted is out today
on Bluray and DVD
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What will we see that we did
not see in theaters?
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You can see basically all the stuff
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that we didn't think was good enough
to be in the movie
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(audience laughs)
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There's a lot of deleted scenes
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some extra crap
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(audience laughs)
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trading cards, Ted keychain
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There's a cup of coffee in there
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There is?
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(audience laughs)
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I hope I didn't spill it
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Would you mind if we showed one
of the deleted scenes?
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No, do it, do it pal
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Alright, we have the clip right here,
I believe, let's take a look
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(audience laughs)
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(Guest) Wait a minute, no no no
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(Host) Is that you?
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(Guest) No, we got the wrong clip
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(Host) Looks like you're getting some
action there
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(Guest) Now before we judge here,
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that dog used to run Universal Studios
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(audience laughs)
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(Guest) How do you think I got the job?
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(Host) Well, you mean business
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(Guest) I was all about succeeding
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If you want to see unrated scenes from Ted
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get the Bluray or DVD, in stores today
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Thank you so much
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(audience cheers)
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It's a delight to have you here
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Thank you so much
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Ted, everybody
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(audience continues cheering)