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Louis CK on Gay Marriage

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    I never understood people judging people for the way they have sex.
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    Some people get angry at homosexuals just for being gay.
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    They get mad at them. Grr!
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    I never really understood that, you know?
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    Because they're just having sex with each other.
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    Like I could understand if gay people were just running out in the streets
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    just fucking people in the ass just willy nilly,
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    just like a pestilence, like, without asking, you know?
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    Like, you're at the ATM,
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    Hey! What the fuck?! Jesus! God damn it!
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    Some faggot just fucked me right in the ass, seriously!
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    Right through my pants! He fucking ruined my new pants!
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    Fucking bullshit.
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    Another one! God damn it, I gotta get the fuck home. This is ridiculous.
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    But they generally don't do that,
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    so I don't know what the fucking problem is.
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    People get mad.
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    They don't want them to get... don't get married.
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    Well you don't have to go the wedding!
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    What the fuck? You don't have to buy them anything.
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    It doesn't matter!
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    Some people go: "Well then a guy will marry his dog".
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    Good, fuckin' I hope he blows his dog.
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    Who gives a shit? It doesn't matter!
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    It doesn't have any effect on your life!
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    What the fuck do you care?
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    Or people that try to think, talk like it's a social issue.
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    Like when you see someone stand up, like on a talk show and say:
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    "How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?"
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    I don't know, it's your shitty kid, you fucking tell 'em.
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    Why is that anyone else's problem?
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    Two guys are in love but they can't get married
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    because you don't want to talk to your ugly child
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    for fucking five minutes?
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    Who fucking cares about your shitty kid,
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    he's probably a faggot anyway.
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    How stupid is that?
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    [laughs] Stupid.
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Louis CK on Gay Marriage
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Louis CK on Gay Marriage

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English
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01:42
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