I never understood people judging people for the way they have sex.

Some people get angry at homosexuals just for being gay.

They get mad at them. Grr!

I never really understood that, you know?

Because they're just having sex with each other.

Like I could understand if gay people were just running out in the streets

just fucking people in the ass just willy nilly,

just like a pestilence, like, without asking, you know?

Like, you're at the ATM,

Hey! What the fuck?! Jesus! God damn it!

Some faggot just fucked me right in the ass, seriously!

Right through my pants! He fucking ruined my new pants!

Fucking bullshit.

Another one! God damn it, I gotta get the fuck home. This is ridiculous.

But they generally don't do that,

so I don't know what the fucking problem is.

People get mad.

They don't want them to get... don't get married.

Well you don't have to go the wedding!

What the fuck? You don't have to buy them anything.

It doesn't matter!

Some people go: "Well then a guy will marry his dog".

Good, fuckin' I hope he blows his dog.

Who gives a shit? It doesn't matter!

It doesn't have any effect on your life!

What the fuck do you care?

Or people that try to think, talk like it's a social issue.

Like when you see someone stand up, like on a talk show and say:

"How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?"

I don't know, it's your shitty kid, you fucking tell 'em.

Why is that anyone else's problem?

Two guys are in love but they can't get married

because you don't want to talk to your ugly child

for fucking five minutes?

Who fucking cares about your shitty kid,

he's probably a faggot anyway.

How stupid is that?

[laughs] Stupid.