The (Totally) Phantom Menace
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0:01 - 0:03Today is a big day.
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0:03 - 0:05Here is your first lightsaber.
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0:06 - 0:10It is now time for you to learn how to control this formidable weapon,
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0:10 - 0:14which only a jedi and sith master with perfection.
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0:15 - 0:16The golden rule:
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0:16 - 0:19Never let any hint of menace be displayed.
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0:19 - 0:21The menace must remain phantom.
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0:22 - 0:26First off, never point your saber towards anyone.
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0:26 - 0:27You might hurt them.
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0:27 - 0:29Aim to the side of them.
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0:30 - 0:32Then, even if your opponent strives to miss you,
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0:32 - 0:34dodge his blows.
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0:34 - 0:36You can never be too careful.
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0:36 - 0:39A recap: Aim to the side.
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0:40 - 0:41Dodge as a precaution.
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0:42 - 0:43Aim to the side
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0:44 - 0:45Dodge just in case.
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0:45 - 0:47Squint and aim.
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0:48 - 0:50Bow down exaggeratedly.
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0:51 - 0:52Botch your aim.
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0:53 - 0:55Make a show of your dodge.
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0:56 - 0:58Aim like a drunkard.
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0:59 - 1:00Jump like an idiot.
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1:02 - 1:05If hitting antennas is too hard for you,
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1:05 - 1:07Ask your opponent to guide you with his saber.
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1:08 - 1:09You'll just have to hit it.
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1:13 - 1:15The main thing is to keep a safe distance
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1:15 - 1:18between your saber and your opponent.
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1:23 - 1:25Lucas: Let me tell you something.
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1:26 - 1:27I've been in this business for years,
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1:27 - 1:29And guys like that,
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1:29 - 1:30who miss their target by 20 inches,
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1:30 - 1:32That I've never seen.
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1:32 - 1:33Audiences will love it.
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1:37 - 1:39While your opponent is grappling with your partner,
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1:39 - 1:41He is at his most vulnerable.
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1:41 - 1:43Avoid any threatening moves---
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1:43 - 1:45opt for something less harmless,
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1:45 - 1:48such as a few waltz steps.
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1:48 - 2:04[Ballet music]
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2:04 - 2:08If your enemy finds himself in a particularly tricky situation,
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2:08 - 2:10give him time to recover.
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2:10 - 2:13Pretend you are doing some warm-up exercises.
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2:14 - 2:16Or that your opponent is too quick for you,
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2:16 - 2:18even if admittedly,
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2:18 - 2:22a drunken jedi would have had time to carry out a whole dance routine.
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2:27 - 2:31Finally, if your opponent throws himself at your saber,
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2:31 - 2:32move it out of the way.
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2:32 - 2:35An accident can so easily happen.
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2:35 - 2:42NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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2:46 - 2:47Aim any old how.
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2:48 - 2:50Go to the dentist.
- Title:
- The (Totally) Phantom Menace
- Description:
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Some say there is a fight scene at the end of "The Phantom Menace"...
French version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC7QRT9refU
Thanks to Marine and other friends for the help on the translation. - Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- Volunteer
- Duration:
- 02:53
remram edited English subtitles for The (Totally) Phantom Menace | ||
Yosef Benny Widyokarsono edited English subtitles for The (Totally) Phantom Menace | ||
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