What to do after GRADUATION!

Good morning, welcome to the show.

Not good morning like
Good Morning America

I'm not gonna talk about news events

or I'm not gonna talk about
bad stuff in the world

or who's gonna win the next
president-mayor-what-you-would-call-it

Now I know that it's the summer
time right now

and a lot of you guys are having
a grand old time

some of you guys who have graduated from

high school are just like
"Oo-yay! Yippee!"

Let me tell you something...
If you haven't got something lined up

after high school
then you might be screwed.

Start thinking about what you might

want to do with your life.

Now I know some people are like
"Oh, I'm just gonna travel the world

or you know, I'm just gonna
I don't know, start my own company
or something

But I mean, at least have some sort of a plan

Even if you don't know what you're
gonna do with your life

What you wanna do, what sort of
profession you wanna do.

Whatever!

If you graduated from college, then you
might be like super scared right now

Especially if you don't have a job

A lot of people, you know, go to college
and they end up like Van Wilder

and they just stay in college for
a long time

they're like "Woo! Party on! Wayne"

All I'm saying is have some sort of a plan,
know what you're gonna do

Don't just be lolly gaggy!
It's a scary world out there!

Sorry, didn't mean to scare you guys,
or anything like that.

I mean, life's great. Embrace it.
Nature and stuff.

Don't be scared, it's a journey.
It's gonna be fun.

Just... you know, have some
sort of a plan.

See you guys, I'm gonna go...
eat breakfast.