Good morning, welcome to the show.
Not good morning like
Good Morning America
I'm not gonna talk about news events
or I'm not gonna talk about
bad stuff in the world
or who's gonna win the next
president-mayor-what-you-would-call-it
Now I know that it's the summer
time right now
and a lot of you guys are having
a grand old time
some of you guys who have graduated from
high school are just like
"Oo-yay! Yippee!"
Let me tell you something...
If you haven't got something lined up
after high school
then you might be screwed.
Start thinking about what you might
want to do with your life.
Now I know some people are like
"Oh, I'm just gonna travel the world
or you know, I'm just gonna
I don't know, start my own company
or something
But I mean, at least have some sort of a plan
Even if you don't know what you're
gonna do with your life
What you wanna do, what sort of
profession you wanna do.
Whatever!
If you graduated from college, then you
might be like super scared right now
Especially if you don't have a job
A lot of people, you know, go to college
and they end up like Van Wilder
and they just stay in college for
a long time
they're like "Woo! Party on! Wayne"
All I'm saying is have some sort of a plan,
know what you're gonna do
Don't just be lolly gaggy!
It's a scary world out there!
Sorry, didn't mean to scare you guys,
or anything like that.
I mean, life's great. Embrace it.
Nature and stuff.
Don't be scared, it's a journey.
It's gonna be fun.
Just... you know, have some
sort of a plan.
See you guys, I'm gonna go...
eat breakfast.