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(Alarm clock buzzing)
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(thump)
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(Car unlock beep)
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(Satirical surfer voice) So I won the car!
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I mean like, I didn't really believe it
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at first but um, things have been going
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pretty great. I had all this money saved up
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that I was going to buy myself a car.
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Instead I bought my buttler. Sir dude, here.
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And he keeps me very nice.
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(High pitch whimsical singing)
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(Crowd cheering)
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(Door opening) (Papers ruffling)
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(girls gasping and swooning)
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-Than you my good sir.
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-Alex, I finally finished your report card.
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-Straight A's.
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(Crowd cheering) (Whimsical music)
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(Hollering in joy)
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(football players shouting indistinctly)
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(mouth gun noises)
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-that's the way we do it! and it's alright!
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(football players cheering)
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(shouting) -Farther!
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(pellet gut hitting target noises)
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-I got this for free too!
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(Music ends)
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-I'm signing up today definitely. I have no questions...
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-What are you doing?
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-I was just checking out this...
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-No no no no no, get in class.
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You're failing already. Come on.
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-An F?
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-F minus
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-Wait, cause if it was the test last....
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(speech fades out) (Whimsical music)
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(screaming with joy)-Wooo yeah! Yeah!
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-Ohhhhh!
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-Oh, I'm okay. I'm okay.
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(camera guy laughing)
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