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Society makes me feel like I have to
objectify you to feel manly.
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Whoo, girl! You know that I only act like this
when people I care about ain't around.
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Ooh, hey baby. I talk to women a lot
more than I understand them.
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Yo, what up, little mama?
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I'm extremely sexually frustrated.
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Me? I'm uncomfortable talking to
women like actual people.
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[LAUGHS]
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[KISSES]
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Yo, girl.
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I just met these guys but I want them
to think I'm cool.
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I know you are not on your way
to talk to me right now
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yet I am STILL giving you all
of my attention.
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Yo, girl wait up.
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I don't even know why I told
you just to wait up
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'cause I don't have the confidence
to keep talking to you.
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Deep down I know you're never jumping
in his Ford Escape, girl!
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[LAUGHS]
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[GRUNTING] This has never ever worked.
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In another social situation,
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I would never behave like this.
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Damn, this is the best part of my day.
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And I realize how sad that is.
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I noticed your confidence,
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so I'm cutting you down to feel powerful.
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[LAUGHS]
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Wait, wait.
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What's my problem?
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Why can't I pick up on these social cues?
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What is my problem?
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I don't even know why I'm talking.
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I don't even know why I keep
doing this to women.
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I'm just a sad man.
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Whoo! I hate me too, girl!
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Hey, I don't have any sisters,
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so it doesn't occur to me how
insanely offensive this is!
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[LAUGHS]
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I don't know what I'm doing right now.
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Who am I kissing?
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I have no idea what else to say to you.
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So I'm gonna get LOUDER!
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I do this 'cause I'm lonely!
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Lonely, yeah, baby, lonely!
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And bored.
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Ain't nobody love me.
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Ain't nobody looking at me.
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I am so lonely.