Society makes me feel like I have to objectify you to feel manly.
Whoo, girl! You know that I only act like this when people I care about ain't around.
Ooh, hey baby. I talk to women a lot more than I understand them.
Yo, what up, little mama?
I'm extremely sexually frustrated.
Me? I'm uncomfortable talking to women like actual people.
[LAUGHS]
[KISSES]
Yo, girl.
I just met these guys but I want them to think I'm cool.
I know you are not on your way to talk to me right now
yet I am STILL giving you all of my attention.
Yo, girl wait up.
I don't even know why I told you just to wait up
'cause I don't have the confidence to keep talking to you.
Deep down I know you're never jumping in his Ford Escape, girl!
[LAUGHS]
[GRUNTING] This has never ever worked.
In another social situation,
I would never behave like this.
Damn, this is the best part of my day.
And I realize how sad that is.
I noticed your confidence,
so I'm cutting you down to feel powerful.
[LAUGHS]
Wait, wait.
What's my problem?
Why can't I pick up on these social cues?
What is my problem?
I don't even know why I'm talking.
I don't even know why I keep doing this to women.
I'm just a sad man.
Whoo! I hate me too, girl!
Hey, I don't have any sisters,
so it doesn't occur to me how insanely offensive this is!
[LAUGHS]
I don't know what I'm doing right now.
Who am I kissing?
I have no idea what else to say to you.
So I'm gonna get LOUDER!
I do this 'cause I'm lonely!
Lonely, yeah, baby, lonely!
And bored.
Ain't nobody love me.
Ain't nobody looking at me.
I am so lonely.