[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.33,0:00:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Society makes me feel like I have to\Nobjectify you to feel manly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.73,0:00:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo, girl! You know that I only act like this\Nwhen people I care about ain't around.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.75,0:00:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, hey baby. I talk to women a lot\Nmore than I understand them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.84,0:00:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, what up, little mama?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.97,0:00:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm extremely sexually frustrated.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.86,0:00:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me? I'm uncomfortable talking to\Nwomen like actual people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.00,0:00:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.19,0:00:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[KISSES]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.10,0:00:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just met these guys but I want them\Nto think I'm cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.38,0:00:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you are not on your way\Nto talk to me right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.86,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yet I am STILL giving you all\Nof my attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.29,0:00:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, girl wait up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.17,0:00:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know why I told\Nyou just to wait up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.87,0:00:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I don't have the confidence\Nto keep talking to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.94,0:00:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deep down I know you're never jumping\Nin his Ford Escape, girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.50,0:00:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.75,0:00:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GRUNTING] This has never ever worked.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.69,0:00:52.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In another social situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.75,0:00:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would never behave like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.70,0:00:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn, this is the best part of my day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.79,0:00:59.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I realize how sad that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.66,0:01:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I noticed your confidence,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.75,0:01:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm cutting you down to feel powerful.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.07,0:01:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHS]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.42,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's my problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.16,0:01:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't I pick up on these social cues?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.17,0:01:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is my problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.44,0:01:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know why I'm talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.41,0:01:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know why I keep\Ndoing this to women.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.36,0:01:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just a sad man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.87,0:01:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo! I hate me too, girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.02,0:01:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I don't have any sisters,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.67,0:01:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it doesn't occur to me how\Ninsanely offensive this is!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.37,0:01:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHS]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.14,0:01:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what I'm doing right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who am I kissing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.60,0:01:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea what else to say to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.84,0:01:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm gonna get LOUDER!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.89,0:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do this 'cause I'm lonely!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.64,0:01:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lonely, yeah, baby, lonely!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.86,0:01:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.67,0:01:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't nobody love me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.96,0:01:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't nobody looking at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.61,0:01:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am so lonely.