Why city flags may be the worst-designed thing you've never noticed

I know what you're thinking:

"Why does that guy get to sit down?"

That's because this is radio.

(Music)

I tell radio stories about design,

and I report on all kinds of stories:

buildings and toothbrushes

and mascots and wayfinding and fonts.

My mission is to get people to engage
with the design that they care about

so they begin to pay attention
to all forms of design.

When you decode the world
with design intent in mind,

the world becomes kind of magical.

Instead of seeing the broken things,

you see all the little bits of genius

that anonymous designers have sweated over

to make our lives better.

And that's essentially
the definition of design:

making life better and providing joy.

And few things give me greater joy

than a well-designed flag.

(Laughter) (Applause)

Yeah!

Happy 50th anniversary
on your flag, Canada.

It is beautiful, gold standard. Love it.

I'm kind of obsessed with flags.

Sometimes I bring up the topic of flags,

and people are like,
"I don't care about flags,"

and then we start talking
about flags, and trust me,

100 percent of people care about flags.

There's just something about them
that works on our emotions.

My family wrapped my Christmas presents
as flags this year,

including the blue gift bag

that's dressed up as the flag of Scotland.

I put this picture online,
and sure enough,

within the first few minutes,
someone left a comment that said,

"You can take that Scottish Saltire
and shove it up your ass." (Laughter)

Which -- see, people are passionate
about flags, you know?

That's the way it is.

What I love about flags

is that once you understand
the design of flags,

what makes a good flag,
what makes a bad flag,

you can understand
the design of almost anything.

So what I'm going to do here is,

I cracked open an episode
of my radio show,

"99% Invisible," and I'm going
to reconstruct it here on stage,

so when I press a button over here --

Voice: S for Sound --

Roman Mars: It's going to make a sound,

and so whenever you hear a sound

or a voice or a piece of music,

it's because I pressed a button.

Voice: Sssssound.

RM: All right, got it? Here we go.

Three, two.

This is 99% Invisible. I'm Roman Mars.

Narrator: The five basic
principles of flag design.

Roman Mars: According to the North
American Vexillological Association.

Vexillological.

Ted Kaye: Vexillology
is the study of flags.

RM: It's that extra "lol"
that makes it sound weird.

Narrator: Number one,
keep it simple.

The flag should be so simple
that a child can draw it from memory.

RM: Before I moved to Chicago in 2005,

I didn't even know cities
had their own flags.

TK: Most larger cities
do have flags.

RM: Well, I didn't know that.
That's Ted Kaye, by the way.

TK: Hello.
RM: He's a flag expert.

He's a totally awesome guy.

TK: I'm Ted Kaye. I have edited
a scholarly journal on flag studies,

and I am currently involved
with the Portland Flag Association

and the North American
Vexillological Association.

RM: Ted literally wrote
the book on flag design.

Narrator: "Good Flag, Bad Flag."

RM: It's more of a pamphlet, really.
It's about 16 pages.

TK: Yes, it's called
"Good Flag, Bad Flag:

How to Design a Great Flag."

RM: And that first city flag
I discovered in Chicago

is a beaut:

white field, two horizontal blue stripes,

and four six-pointed red stars
down the middle.

Narrator: Number two:
use meaningful symbolism.

(Audio) TK: The blue stripes
represent the water,

the river, and the lake.

(Audio) Female: The flag's images,
color, or pattern should relate

to what it symbolizes.

(Audio) TK: The red stars represent
significant events in Chicago's history.

RM: Namely the founding of Fort Dearborn
on the future site of Chicago,

the Great Chicago Fire,

the World Columbian Exposition,
which everyone remembers

because of the White City,

and the Century of Progress Exposition,

which no one remembers at all.

(Audio) Female: Number three,
use two to three basic colors.

(Audio) TK: The basic rule for colors
is to use two to three colors

from the standard color set:

red, white, blue,
green, yellow, and black.

RM: The design of the Chicago flag
has complete buy-in

with an entire cross-section of the city.

It is everywhere:

every municipal building flies the flag.

(Audio) Whet Moser: Like, there's probably
at least one store on every block

near where I work that sells
some sort of Chicago flag paraphernalia.

RM: That's Whet Moser
from Chicago Magazine.

(Audio) WM: Today, just for example,
I went to get a haircut,

and when I sat down in the barber's chair,

there was a Chicago flag on the box
that the barber kept all his tools in,

and then in the mirror there was
a Chicago flag on the wall behind me.

When I left, a guy passed me who had
a Chicago flag badge on his backpack.

RM: It's adaptable and remixable.

The six-pointed stars in particular
show up in all kinds of places.

(Audio) WM: The coffee
I bought the other day

had a Chicago star on it.

RM: It's a distinct symbol
of Chicago pride.

(Audio) TK: When a police officer
or a firefighter dies in Chicago,

often it's not the flag of the
United States on his casket.

It can be the flag of the city of Chicago.

That's how deeply the flag has gotten
into the civic imagery of Chicago.

RM: And it isn't just that people
love Chicago and therefore love the flag.

I also think that people love Chicago more

because the flag is so cool.

(Audio) TK: A positive feedback loop there
between great symbolism and civic pride.

RM: Okay. So when I moved back
to San Francisco in 2008,

I researched its flag,

because I had never seen it

in the previous eight years I lived there.

And I found it, I am sorry to say,

sadly lacking.

(Laughter)

I know.

It hurts me, too.

(Laughter)

(Audio) TK: Well, let me
start from the top.

(Audio) Female: Number one,
keep it simple.

(Audio) TK: Keeping it simple.

(Audio) Female: The flag
should be so simple

that a child can
draw it from memory.

(Audio) TK: It's
a relatively complex flag.

RM: Okay, here we go. Okay.

The main component
of the San Francisco flag is a phoenix

representing the city
rising from the ashes

after the devastating fires of the 1850s.

(Audio) TK: A powerful symbol
for San Francisco.

RM: I still don't really dig the Phoenix.

Design-wise, it manages
to both be too crude

and have too many details
at the same time,

which if you were trying for that,

you wouldn't be able to do it,

and it just looks bad at a distance,

but having deep meaning
puts that element in the plus column.

Behind the phoenix,
the background is mostly white,

and then it has a substantial
gold border around it.

(Audio) TK: Which is
a very attractive design element.

RM: I think it's okay. But

-- (Laughter) --

here come the big no-nos of flag design.

(Audio) Female: Number four,
no lettering or seals.

Never use writing of any kind.

RM: Underneath the phoenix,
there's a motto on a ribbon

that translates to:

"gold in peace, iron in war."

Plus, and this is the big problem,

it says San Francisco across the bottom.

(Audio) TK: If you need to write the name

of what you're representing on your flag,

your symbolism has failed.

(Laughter) (Applause)

RM: The United States flag doesn't say,
like, "USA" across the front.

In fact, country flags,
they tend to behave.

Like, hats off to South Africa
and Turkey and Israel

and Somalia and Japan and Gambia.

There's a bunch
of really great country flags,

but they obey good design principles
because the stakes are high.

They're on the international stage.

But city, state and regional flags

are another story.

(Laughter)

There is a scourge of bad flags,

and they must be stopped.

(Laughter) (Applause)

That is the truth and that is the dare.

The first step is to recognize

that we have a problem.

A lot of people tend to think
that good design

is just a matter of taste,

and quite honestly,
sometimes it is, actually,

but sometimes it isn't. All right?

Here's the full list of NAVA
flag design principles.

(Audio) Female: The five
basic principles of flag design.

Number one, keep it simple.

Number two.
TK: Use meaningful symbolism.

(Audio) Female: Number three.
TK: Use two to three basic colors.

(Audio) Female: Number four.
TK: No letter or seals.

(Audio) Female: Never use
writing of any kind.

(Audio) TK: Because you can't
read that at a distance.

(Audio) Female: Number five.
(Audio) TK: And be distinctive.

RM: All the best flags tend
to stick to these principles.

And like I said before,
most country flags are okay.

But here's the thing:

if you showed this list of principles
to any designer of almost anything,

they would say these principles

-- simplicity, deep meaning,

having few colors or being
thoughtful about colors,

uniqueness, don't have
writing you can't read --

all those principles apply to them, too.

But sadly, good design principles
are rarely invoked

in U.S. city flags.

Our biggest problem
seems to be that fourth one.

We just can't stop ourselves

from putting our names on our flags,

or, like, little municipal seals
with tiny writing on them.

Here's the thing about municipal seals:

they were designed
to be on pieces of paper

where you can read them,

not on flags 100 feet away
flapping in breeze.

So here's a bunch of flags again.

Vexillologists call these SOBs:

seals on a bedsheet -- (Laughter) --

and if you can't tell
what city they go to,

yeah, that's exactly the problem,

except for Anaheim, apparently.

They fixed it. (Laughter)

These flags are everywhere in the U.S.

The European equivalent
of the municipal seal

is the city coat of arms,

and this is where we can learn
a lesson for how to do things right.

So this is the city
coat of arms of Amsterdam.

Now, if this were a United States city,

the flag would probably look like this.

You know, yeah. (Laughter)

But instead, the flag of Amsterdam

looks like this.

Rather than plopping
the whole coat of arms

on a solid background and writing
"Amsterdam" below it,

they just take the key elements
of the escutcheon, the shield,

and they turn it into the most
badass city flag in the world.

(Laughter) (Applause)

And because it's so badass,

those flags and crosses
are found throughout Amsterdam,

just like Chicago, they're used.

Even though seal-on-a-bedsheet flags
are particularly painful

and offensive to me,

nothing can quite prepare you

for one of the biggest train wrecks
in vexillological history.

Are you ready?

It's the flag of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

(Laughter)

I mean, it's distinctive,

I'll give them that.

(Audio) TK: It was adopted in 1955.

RM: The city ran a contest

and gathered a bunch of submissions

with all kinds of designs.

(Audio) TK: And an alderman
by the name of Fred Steffan

cobbled together parts of the submissions

to make what is now the Milwaukee flag.

RM: It's a kitchen sink flag.

There's that gigantic gear
representing industry,

there's a ship recognizing the port,

a giant stalk of wheat

paying homage to the brewing industry.

It's a hot mess,

and Steve Kotas, a graphic designer
from Milwaukee, wants to change it.

(Audio) Steve Kotas: It's really awful.

It's a misstep on the city's behalf,

to say the least.

RM: But what puts
the Milwaukee flag over the top,

almost to the point of self-parody,

is on it is a picture

of the civil war battle flag

of the Milwaukee regiment.

(Audio) SK: So that's
the final element in it

that just makes it
that much more ridiculous,

that there is a flag design
within the Milwaukee flag.

RM: On the flag. Yeah. Yeah. (Laughter)

Yeah.

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Now Milwaukee is a fantastic city.

I've been there. I love it.

The most depressing part
of this flag, though,

is that there have been
two major redesign contests.

The last one was held in 2001.

105 entries were received.

(Audio) TK: But in the end, the members
of the Milwaukee Arts Board

decided that none of the new entries
were worthy of flying over the city.

RM: They couldn't agree
to change that thing! (Laughter)

That's discouraging enough
to make you think

that good design and democracy

just simply do not go together.

But Steve Kotas is going
to try one more time

to redesign the Milwaukee flag.

(Audio) SK: I believe Milwaukee
is a great city.

Every great city deserves a great flag.

RM: Steve isn't ready
to reveal his design yet.

One of the things about
proposing one of these things

is you have to get people on board,

and then you reveal your design.

But here's the trick:

if you want to design a great flag,

a kickass flag like Chicago's or DC's,
which also has a great flag,

start by drawing a one-by-one-and-a-half
inch rectangle on a piece of paper.

Your design has to fit
within that tiny rectangle.

Here's why.

(Audio) TK: A three-by-five foot flag

on a pole a hundred feet away

looks about the same size

as a one-by-one-and-a-half inch rectangle

seen about 15 inches from your eye.

You'd be surprised by how compelling
and simple the design can be

when you hold yourself to that limitation.

RM: Meanwhile, back in San Francisco.

Is there anything we can do?

(Audio) TK: I like to say
that in every bad flag

there's a good flag trying to get out.

The way to make
San Francisco's flag a good flag

is to take the motto off

because you can't read that at a distance.

Take the name off,

and the border might even be made thicker,

so it's more a part of the flag.

And I would simply take the Phoenix

and make it a great big element

in the middle of the flag.

RM: But the current Phoenix,
that's gotta go.

(Audio) TK: I would simplify

or stylize the phoenix.

Depict a big, wide-winged bird

coming out of flames.

Emphasize those flames.

RM: So this San Francisco flag
was designed by Frank Camaro

based on Ted Kaye's suggestions.

I don't know what he would do
if we was completely unfettered

and didn't follow those guidelines.

Fans of my radio show and podcast,

they've heard me complain about bad flags.

They've sent me other suggested designs.

This one's by Neil Mussett.

Both are so much better.

And I think if they were adopted,

I would see them around the city.

In my crusade to make
flags of the world more beautiful,

many listeners have taken it
upon themselves

to redesign their flags
and look into the feasibility

of getting them officially adopted.

If you see your city flag and like it,

fly it,

even if it violates
a design rule or two.

I don't care.

But if you don't see your city flag,

maybe it doesn't exist, but maybe it does,

and it just sucks,

and I dare you to join the effort
to try to change that.

As we move more and more into cities,

the city flag will become

not just a symbol of that city as a place,

but also it could become

a symbol of how that city
considers design itself,

especially today, as the populace
is becoming more design-aware.

And I think design awareness
is at an all-time high.

A well-designed flag could be seen
as an indicator of how a city

considers all of its design systems:

its public transit,

its parks, its signage.

It might seem frivolous, but it's not.

(Audio) TK: Often when city leaders say,
"We have more important things to do

than worry about a city flag,"

my response is,

"If you had a great city flag,

you would have a banner
for people to rally under

to face those more important things."

RM: I've seen firsthand
what a good city flag can do

in the case of Chicago.

The marriage of good design
and civic pride

is something that we need in all places.

The best part about municipal flags

is that we own them.

They are an open source,

publicly owned design language
of the community.

When they are done well,

they are remixable, adaptable,

and they are powerful.

We could control the branding
and graphical imagery

of our cities with a good flag,

but instead, by having
bad flags we don't use,

we cede that territory to sports teams

and chambers of commerce
and tourism boards.

Sports teams can leave
and break our hearts.

And besides, some of us
don't really care about sports.

And tourism campaigns
can just be cheesy.

But a great city flag

is something that represents
a city to its people

and its people to the world at large.

And when that flag is a beautiful thing,

that connection is a beautiful thing.

So maybe all the city flags
can be as inspiring as Hong Kong

or Portland or Trondheim,

and we can do away with all the bad flags

like San Francisco, Milwaukee,

Cedar Rapids,

and finally, when we're all done,

we can do something
about Pocatello, Idaho,

considered by the North American
Vexillological Association

as the worst city flag in North America.

(Laughter) (Applause)

Yeah.

That thing has a trademark
symbol on it, people. (Laughter)

That hurts me just to look at.

Thank you so much for listening.

(Applause)

[Music by: Melodium (@melodiumbox)
and Keegan DeWitt (@keegandewitt)