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I feel very honored to be invited here.
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Thank you very much.
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I like to, I think I've seen one
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maybe two other people with gray hair here
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[audience laughter]
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The last talk I gave a few weeks ago
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was to a meeting of ophthalmologists
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and that was a bunch of
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but all the people, okay, and
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a homage here to the Fifth Elephant
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This is the novel, the cover of the novel
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from which it was taken and, well actually
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I'm using this as a connection for a
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little bit of boasting because
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Terry Pratchett wrote the book
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I am a co-author of a co-author of
Terry Pratchett
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and I actually signed a publisher contract
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on my 70th birthday
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a few weeks ago to publish a science
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fiction novel with Ian Stewart
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and I mention that not just as boasting, but
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ok, this is a Data Geeks meeting rather
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than the Graphics Geeks meeting, but if
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anybody has graphics enthusiasm, there is
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all kinds of stuff that would be fun
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to build for the website we are putting
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together for that novel, strange things
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happening on that planet, so do make
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contact if you're interested in drawing
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strange and beautiful things because
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I have some strange and beautiful things
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to draw and some to interact with
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What I don't have is a budget
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You have to just like it
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ok, that is pure digression
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I was originally a mathematician and
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that was my PhD back before almost anbody
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here was born, and I've kinda wandered
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around the world and the sciences and
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I'm turning into some sort of an engineer
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But what I'm going to talk about here is
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the power of particular mathematical
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point of view, which is that numbers are
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not just numbers
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They belong together in shapes, so
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What are data?
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Mostly, they're numbers
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I know there are fields and things
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We've been hearing about that, but
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then you keep counting
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Lots and lots of it is numbers
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But are numbers only numbers?
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Well, no they gather together in things
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They come in patterns
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and really big data is all about
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the arrangements those things make
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just knowing the numbers, you don't
know anything
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You got to know how they fit together
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Patterns are shapes
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So, studying shapes, data shapes,
any kind of shapes
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Space, time shapes, right? Geometry
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But not the kind I was doing when I
was 13 or 14 years old
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Mind you, I had some taste for it and it
was quite fun
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but it was all flat in the sand,
just like that
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and here is Euclid
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Stuff we would write in little triangles
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and fun things
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This I remember as a remarkable theorem,
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but I have never ever, ever, ever
seen a use for
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(audience laughs)
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It's weird, it's very much something
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about the plane, it's strange
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and I have never encountered it or
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referred to it in anything useful since I
left school
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It's a bizarre theorem,
which is occasionally useful
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Everything is so much in the plane
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Data shapes don't live mostly in the plane
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Geometry doesn't mean that you replace
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now this, by the way, is highly superior
pointer technology
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Must better than those twinkling little
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red things that lose track of where it's
pointing to
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and 10% of your audience can't see red
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Now, here is something serious
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Children think in 3D
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They think brilliantly in 3D
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They naturally work in 3D
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They are connecting how their vision
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is working with their hands
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they can reach out and grab your nose
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If you watch a small child, it's doing
a lot of practice at building
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a 3D model of the world, and then
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and these days that continues into
primary school
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a hundred years ago, ugh..
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but now primary school's good
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at secondary school sucks?
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It's still, if you get any geometry
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it's flat flat stuff
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you can get more and more complicated
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yeah.. but,