GLEE AUDITION TAPE!!

Put me in the Glee Club coach!

Why?

Because I've... just.... got to...

Well, what fools want from me?
I want to think.

Mama says that--

Adam, I'm gonna stop you right there.

Could you just be yourself here?

Living in a lonely world

She took a midnight train
going anywhere

Austin Powers auditioning for Glee.

My shorts are sort of hanging around
my pits and faeces.

Honestly, how did we fail at sectionals?

Bam Margera auditioning for Glee.

Do I have to sing, really? It's...

Are we singing, like, hymn songs
or something like that?

I don't know how we're gonna
make it to regionals.

It's just so far away.

And we're all feeling very weak.

You think your Glee club's
gonna take over, huh?

My cheerleaders are better.

So, we get all the money.

Clint Eastwood. Glee.

So you're telling me
you want me to dance around

like a little pussy boy?

I ain't singing and dancing.
You understand.

Colin Farrell.

You want me to sing?

Yeah, let's hear... let's hear you sing.

I don't sing.

That's a very large part
of the show, so if you can't sing...

Oh, okay, I'll sang for you.

Jack Sparrow auditioning for Glee.

Did you ever know
that you were my hero?

You know, I used to be an opera singer.

I got to sing and stuff down.

Wait-wait-wait, Rachel,
you're going out with Finn?

We can't have dating
in the Glee club, okay?

I mean if it's allowed, then I'll do it.

Leonardo DiCaprio for Glee.

So you guys wanna go to sectionals, huh?

You guys think you have
what it takes to go to sectionals, huh?

Mark Walberg, take one.

Guys, stop fighting.

We gotta work together
if we're gonna make regionals this year.

It's not your Glee club,
it's not your Glee club, it's mine.

It's not your song, it's not yours,
this is my song, okay?

A, B, C, it's easy as one, two, three.

This is Othello Bloom for Glee.

It's Orlando Bloom!

Othello...

I was in "Troy".

Wasn't that Eric Banner?

I've worked alongside Eric Banner.

Was he cool?

Of course he was cool.

Can you just sing something for us?

Right.

(mouthing)
Uptown girl

She's been living
in her white bread world

Um, you're not even singing.
You're just--

I was just singing just then.

We have Russel Brand.

Watch out, watch out, I'm so bad

I'm bad, you know it,
whatcha want to do with it

Russel Crowe.

If you guys want to go
to nationals, finals, and sectionals,

listen to what I say,
and we'll get another golden trophy.

Ryan Gosling.

Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as snow.

Get a life!

Losers!

Why don't you all just shut up

You all suck at singing

And you're gonna loose!

Hey, why don't you shut up?

What do you think you are?

Like Ellen DeGeneres or somethin'

Hey, what is that suppose to mean?

Nothing man, you my homie!