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Put me in the Glee Club coach!
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Why?
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Because I've... just.... got to...
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Well, what fools want from me?
I want to think.
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Mama says that--
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Adam, I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Could you just be yourself here?
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Living in a lonely world
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She took a midnight train
going anywhere
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Austin Powers auditioning for Glee.
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My shorts are sort of hanging around
my pits and faeces.
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Honestly, how did we fail at sectionals?
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Bam Margera auditioning for Glee.
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Do I have to sing, really? It's...
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Are we singing, like, hymn songs
or something like that?
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I don't know how we're gonna
make it to regionals.
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It's just so far away.
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And we're all feeling very weak.
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You think your Glee club's
gonna take over, huh?
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My cheerleaders are better.
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So, we get all the money.
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Clint Eastwood. Glee.
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So you're telling me
you want me to dance around
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like a little pussy boy?
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I ain't singing and dancing.
You understand.
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Colin Farrell.
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You want me to sing?
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Yeah, let's hear... let's hear you sing.
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I don't sing.
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That's a very large part
of the show, so if you can't sing...
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Oh, okay, I'll sang for you.
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Jack Sparrow auditioning for Glee.
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Did you ever know
that you were my hero?
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You know, I used to be an opera singer.
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I got to sing and stuff down.
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Wait-wait-wait, Rachel,
you're going out with Finn?
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We can't have dating
in the Glee club, okay?
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I mean if it's allowed, then I'll do it.
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Leonardo DiCaprio for Glee.
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So you guys wanna go to sectionals, huh?
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You guys think you have
what it takes to go to sectionals, huh?
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Mark Walberg, take one.
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Guys, stop fighting.
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We gotta work together
if we're gonna make regionals this year.
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It's not your Glee club,
it's not your Glee club, it's mine.
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It's not your song, it's not yours,
this is my song, okay?
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A, B, C, it's easy as one, two, three.
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This is Othello Bloom for Glee.
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It's Orlando Bloom!
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Othello...
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I was in "Troy".
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Wasn't that Eric Banner?
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I've worked alongside Eric Banner.
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Was he cool?
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Of course he was cool.
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Can you just sing something for us?
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Right.
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(mouthing)
Uptown girl
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She's been living
in her white bread world
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Um, you're not even singing.
You're just--
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I was just singing just then.
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We have Russel Brand.
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Watch out, watch out, I'm so bad
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I'm bad, you know it,
whatcha want to do with it
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Russel Crowe.
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If you guys want to go
to nationals, finals, and sectionals,
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listen to what I say,
and we'll get another golden trophy.
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Ryan Gosling.
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Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as snow.
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Get a life!
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Losers!
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Why don't you all just shut up
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You all suck at singing
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And you're gonna loose!
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Hey, why don't you shut up?
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What do you think you are?
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Like Ellen DeGeneres or somethin'
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Hey, what is that suppose to mean?
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Nothing man, you my homie!