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The Wire - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

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    Hello!
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    Hello!
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    Hey! Hey there!
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    Hello!
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    Hey, hey!
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    (sigh)
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    I read you loud and clear!
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    So, I was thinking.
    We get along really well, eh?
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    Maybe I can take you out, Sam!
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    You're not seriously asking me out
    in the middle of a scene operation!
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    Well, I just think we--
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    You're supposed to be a hooker, Williams,
    please, focus!
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    [inaudible] remember,
    get him to agree to sex
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    and then make the arrest.
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    Hey, look, I don't normally do
    this kind of thing, but I---
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    Look, let's just get a nice dinner
    somewhere, just you and me.
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    Di-- dinner?
    I... eh--
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    I was actually hoping
    for something more...
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    Williams, what the fuck are you doing?
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    I was hoping for something, you know, eh,
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    a little bit of action,
    you know what I mean?
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    If you're more comfortable I can bring
    my buddy, Jeffrey,
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    and you can invite your sister,
    so it's not just us.
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    Wait, what?
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    Williams, I swear to God!
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    I was actually just, you know,
    hoping to get a quick--
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    Coffee?
    How about coffee?
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    God damn it, Williams,
    you gotta blow it!
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    I'm not gonna blow it!
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    Oh, oh, ok.
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    It's just that I brought
    all this money in--
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    Williams, he's about to make the offer!
    Blow it!
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    The only thing I wanna blow
    is kisses to you...
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    Oh, Jesus Christ!
    Wait!
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    You wanna do... what to me, Williams?
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    You know, just wanna give you a little
    kiss on the cheek...
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    Is there anything else you can do?
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    I've got like a hundred bucks and--
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    Williams, quick!
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    What else you wanna do to me,
    after you kiss me?
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    I wanna walk you through the park
    by the lake...
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    and go feed the ducks!
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    And then what? I'm yours!
    What you wanna do with me?
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    And after that, maybe a second date!
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    We can paint pottery together!
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    And then maybe one day
    I'll ask you to marry me!
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    And then you say yes
    and we have a big wedding!
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    And then at night,
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    I take my wedding dress off for you
    and we, we--
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    An then we get a good night sleep
    for our honeymoon in the Bahamas!
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    Fucking Christ, I'll do this myself!
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    Hey you!
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    Let's fuck!
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    Five dollars!
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    Sorry, no, thanks!
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    I'm getting married!
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    I love you!
Title:
The Wire - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:49

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