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Warning: The following video contains
stupid and dangerous activities.
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Do not attempt to reenact,
recreate, or reincarnate
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any of the following stunts, dares,
or pretty much anything
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that's performed in this video.
Viewer discretion is advised.
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(slurring)
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I don't know.
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Welcome back to another episode of...
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I Dare You!
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We take your dares, put them in a hat,
and if we draw it, the player council
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then decides how many points
it's worth based on daring
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of a dare it is.
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If the player passes,
another player can take the steal.
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Dun, dun, dun!
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The first player to get ten points
wins something amazingly
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not amazing, as well as their name
in the Hall of Fame.
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No, just kidding! They get the Ball of Lame.
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Basically write your name
on a ball of aluminum foil.
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It's pretty lame.
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So for those of you that don't know,
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we have Mr. Dominic "D-Trix" Sandoval back here...
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Hey, what's up, guys?
This is D-Trix from The Dominic Show.
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- I'm just here...I'm here...
- (laughter)
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And, also, we got Green!
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Hey, guys, it's Green.
What? My name's Green.
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So, what we're gonna be doing now,
this is a new rule that we came up with.
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The loser of the game is gonna
have to do a dare as well.
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It gives incentive so that
you can't just do nothing.
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Oooooh.
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And, basically, what we're gonna do,
we're just gonna write a dare
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and throw it into the Loser Cup,
and the loser has to draw and do it.
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Don't look!
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(clock ticks)
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- Everyone's in?
- Alright. Everyone's in.
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Who's going first?
How are we going to decide this?
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We'll do it the golf way.
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So you flip it, and then whoever
it's pointing at, they'll go first
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- and we'll just keep knocking it out.
- Okay.
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- Ready?
- I'm scared.
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- Green!
- Green goes first!
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(cheering)
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"I dare you to mix up a spoon
of ice cream with mayonnaise and eat it."
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That's easy!
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- That's like a two pointer.
- That much?
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I vote one. Sorry, Green.
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I said two, you say one, you say...?
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- One.
- You say?
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- Two.
- 1.5.
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Alright, I'm going for it.
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- I say we do an ice cream sandwich...
- What's expired?
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..and put mayo on it.
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- Do we have mayo?
- It's right here.
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- That's horseradish.
- Oh, make it horseradish!
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- Oh, no! Come on!
- Hey, let's make it horseradish.
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That's all we got. That's all we got.
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Alright, what you got?
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If you switch to horseradish,
I'll give you two points.
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- I'll give you two points.
- I'll do it!
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Do I eat the whole thing?
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- Ah, that smells like--
- Oh, that's legit!
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(cheering)
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(Ryan) That is a lot, Greg.
You did not need to put that much.
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It smells pretty bad.
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- It's so bad.
- Do that, son!
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- Oh!
- Don't think, just go.
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(groaning)
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- Is it old?
- A little bit.
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- Is it old?
- A little bit.
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- No way!
- Is it supposed to be a little spicy?
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- Keep going, Green!
- It's supposed to be a little more spicy.
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Oh, he's going for it!
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(cheering)
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Go!
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Hey, hey, time out.
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I'm gonna give him an extra half
or something 'cause that's expired.
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- Two and a half?
- Two and a half.
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- Alright.
- Hell yeah.
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- Alright, Sean's up!
- Let's go, Sean!
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"I dare you to duct tape
the person next to you to the--"
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(laughter)
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You would get duct taped to the wall.
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Will he stay?
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I don't think he'd be off the ground.
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I got duct taped to the wall once,
and as long as--
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(laughter)
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- Really?
- It worked.
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(laughter)
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Man, I don't know
if this is gonna work, dude.
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What if we duct tape
a piece of the wall to him?
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For the rest of the game...
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Alright, let's find a piece of wall.
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- I think this is the one.
- Nice.
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This looks like a piece of wall, right?
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Aw, right on the armpit, dude.
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(audio track speeds up)
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Dude, you look cool!
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Cool points. Yeah, you might owe us points.
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Three points!
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Alright, let's go, Ryan.
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- That's the chosen one.
- Dang, that was good.
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"I dare you to lick the person
in your right in his belly button."
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(laughter)
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- Ryan got an easy one point from me.
- (Ryan) One point?!
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- I'm gonna have to give it half a point.
- You would?
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Yeah, it's a quick lick!
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- .25.
- I'll do it for .2.
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- I'll do it for .1.
- I'll do it for .05.
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What is the point? What is the point?
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- If you want to do it for .5--
- .05--
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- .05, you can do it.
- Hey, every point counts.
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Sean? Bend over.
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Oh my god.
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Ew! So gross.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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That's disgusting!
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They're licking a bellybutton for nothing, basically.
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No, it's always for something.
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I say we give Sean .05 as well.
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- Are you ready?
- Go, go!
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(groaning)
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From AskLorin and Kendra,
"I dare you to rub everyone
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- in the room's spit on your face."
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We'll all spit into your hand and you'll go...
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(groaning)
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Hey, I'll tell you want.
You spit in your hand
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and you get to slap me,
for a point each person.
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- Come on.
- Okay, that's fair! That's fair.
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- Wanna go first?
- You go first.
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Okay.
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- Let me see that, Craig.
- Oh, it's a little thick.
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- Oh!
- (laughter)
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Oh, snap!
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I'm going lefty.
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That is so gross!
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(screaming)
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Oh, that's a big lob.
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(laughter)
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Okay, Sean. Go for the forehead.
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Oh, dude. That's a loogie.
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(groaning)
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- Oh, Dom. You are the man!
- You're the man, Dom.
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Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom!
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Alright, Greg, what's up?
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Kingley Kapingley says,
"I dare you to belly flop in a pool."
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- That's funny.
- I'll give you five.
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I'll give you four if you
do it in your outfit.
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I would say five if you jumped
from the top of the waterfall.
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- Okay.
- Damn, we gotta get him a towel!
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He's gonna get my house all wet.
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Wait, wait, he has to stay in the outfit
the entire rest of the round.
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- Yes!
- Okay.
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- And we're turning up the AC.
- (laughter)
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Let's go, Greg!
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I like this outfit too, man!
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It's gonna hurt.
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(groaning)
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My god!
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Greg, you are the man!
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- Go give him the slippers.
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Chippendales! (howling)
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It's a turd!
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"I dare you to get slapped in the butt
by everyone in the room."
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Exponentially, we could go easy or hard.
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What we're gonna do is we're all
gonna take turns hitting his ass,
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and then the first person's gonna go
kind of hard, then a little harder,
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and the last guy's gonna be
as hard as he can, for two points.
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- Let's do it!
- Let's do it.
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Alright, Sean's up first! Go.
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- Oh! He used the corner.
- You used an edge!
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- Dude, are you alright?
- I don't know. I hit my head on the board though.
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- (resounding smack)
- Ooh.
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Wow, that was really good!
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I'm scared.
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- (loud smack)
- (groaning)
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That was not [inaudible]!
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You see how fast he walked away?
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S-S-Sorry...
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You got any words for me, or what?
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- Spit or no spit?
- (laughter)
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- Damn...
- What the heck?!
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Turn around!
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- NO!
- Here we go.
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Oh my god!
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That was like a punch!
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Why?!
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I'm so sorry. That wasn't even a good slap.
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So what? What'd you get?
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- I [inaudible] pretty hard.
- Three. Three points.
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- I say three.
- Let's go, Sean!
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Big boy!
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"I dare you guys to break dance
in a Walmart for 15 seconds
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- while other guys beat box--"
- Les Mis?!
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That would be hella funny!
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Hey, how about the first person
to walk up to Walmart that you see,
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you have to just battle them right away.
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I'd do it.
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Hey, I'm gonna pass this,
let you do it then.
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I got to put on the board shirt!
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That means Sean loses the board?
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Or you get [points] for doing it.
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(laughing)
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Hey, I should get more points.
I have to wear this the whole game.
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I'll say a clean five.
I'll give you five for it.
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Damn, and I gotta keep the board?
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- I'll do it.
- Alright, yeah!
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What up, Ryan?
I like your outfit.
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Thank you. [inaudible]
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Sean, you got the board?
Take it away.
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That guy was just looking at us.
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Hey, what if they walk away from me?
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A brutal beat boy would never let
someone walk away.
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Okay.
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Oh my god...
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(laughter)
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(cheering)
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Let's go!
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He got served!
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Good job, Ryan!
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And I'm going again for the win.
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- Oh, there you go.
- That's the chosen one.
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"I dare you to change clothes
with the person to your right."
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(laughs)
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1.5 and 1?
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Damn, you get this back!
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Hey, it's funny!
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- Can I get a 1.95?
- Alright, 1.95.
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- And I get a what?
- You get one.
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One? Okay, I'll do it.
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- Sean's making more points!
- (groaning)
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[inaudible]
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Dude, your armpit parts
are hella cold, Sean.
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Ta da!
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- Pick mine. Pick my fate.
- Alright.
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I'll pick a small one.
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"I dare you to become a human mop."
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Yeah, you might wanna pass that one.
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That means we're picking you up
and we're mopping you.
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- How many points?
- That's at least a 3, dude.
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Dude, if there's dirt on the ground,
you can have four points.
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(Ryan) Or something off the ground.
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Well, what is that something?
That matters!
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- Well, what do you want to make?
- Spit.
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- Hey, horseradish.
- Whoops! I spilled horseradish!
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Good thing I have
my...(humming)...Dom mop!
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Damn it. Alright, I'm down.
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- 'Kay!
- (Ryan) Yeah!
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Four points!
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Whoa! This looks like a good day
for some horseradish sauce.
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Whoa!
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(everyone groans)
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I fell!
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It looks like we have to use our Dom Mop!
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Yay!
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Oh, dude, my head hurts.
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Lift up, lift up. Oh, wait, wait, wait!
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Wait, not all the way in!
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OH! OKAY! Okay. Okay.
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- (Ryan) Okay, back out.
- It smells like dog poop.
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- Oh, this is disgusting!
- (everyone groans)
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- (Ryan) We gotta get more!
- (Dom) No!
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- We gotta dunk in.
- No!
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Rinse! Rinse! Rinse!
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(laughter)
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Ew! I can smell it.
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We got it!
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It's slippery.
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Yeah! The Dom!
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- Oh, it smells so bad!
- Look at my hair. It fell out.
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Oh my god!
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Alright, Greg!
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"I dare you to let them hold you down
while tickling you."
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(cheering)
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- Yes!
- That is perfect for you!
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- I hate being tickled.
- .5 for ever five seconds.
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- So one point for every ten, cap at 30.
- Cool. Is that fair?
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- Yeah.
- Alright, let's do it.
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Alright, guys!
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We're starting in five, four, three, two, one!
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(cracking up)
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- Five seconds!
- That's five seconds.
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(laughing)
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- Ten seconds!
- (laughing)
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15 seconds!
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20 seconds!
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- Damn, he's good!
- Keep going, Greg!
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- He's hella strong!
- I give up! I give up!
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25! Oh, he got 25 seconds.
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(cheering)
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- Alright, let's go, Green!
- Yeah!
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"I dare you to drink soda
with a Mentos in your mouth."
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You ever see where they drop
it in the bottle and they make it
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- spray in their face?
- Yeah.
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- How much is that worth?
- Three?
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- Three.
- Three's strong. I think that's good.
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- I'll do it for three.
- Yeah!
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Let's do it! Let's go, Green!
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Three, two...
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(laughter)
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Drink it! Drink it!
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(cheering)
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"I dare you to burp
the alphabet in 25 seconds."
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- Are you doing it?
- I can't do that in 25 seconds.
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- You think you can you do it?
- You get a point, or you lose a point.
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- I'll try it.
- I will when you're ready.
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Yup.
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Three, two, one...go!
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Halfway there.
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- Time.
- Ooooh!
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- So close, dude!
- I could not do it. I could not do it.
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- I was about to throw up!
- That is talent.
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I say he doesn't get any points.
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No losing either.
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"I dare you to put your own
big toe in your mouth
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- for 15 seconds."
- YOLO!
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Can you reach?
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- Oh, yeah. That's nothing.
- That's hella cramping my foot.
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- For 15 seconds?
- I don't know about 15.
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- I just had an ingrown toe nail.
- Ew!
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- I'm not doing that foot!
- That's for the win!
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- Hell no!
- That's for the win!
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Hey, I'm insecure. Don't show them.
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I'm going to pass.
Somebody else can do Dom's toe.
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- Oh, hell no.
- For four points.
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- I'm gonna yak.
- Hey, Greg! Ready to win!
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Bro, I ain't sucking no infected puss toe!
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(laughter)
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Oh, that's...(groaning)
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I'll let you know right now,
the Greg I used to know,
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the great Wood Creek High School
class of 2005...
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- Timberwolves?!
- Alright, I'll do it.
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So you're gonna suck the toe?
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- I'm gonna suck on some toe, son!
- Oh my god.
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Alright. I just explained--
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I was just cutting my nail
a couple weeks ago, and it got offset
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so it grew inside the toe...
and about a week ago,
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I had an ingrown toe nail.
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(overlapping speech)
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- Oh, that's nasty!
- You gotta suck that toe for 15 seconds, bro.
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- 15 seconds?!
- Alright, you know what?
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- I'll give it ten.
- It's ingrown. Let's say ten.
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It has to be in your mouth the whole time.
Lips. Closed.
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- You wanna win?
- For the win! For the win, Greg!
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You suck his ingrown toe,
you deserve to win.
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Ready?
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Three, two, one...
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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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(screaming)
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Greg is our winner.
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(cheering and applause)
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I believe Sean has
the least points right now.
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- I lost.
- Ooooh.
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So that means you gotta
pull from the green cup!
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You gotta pull from the Loser Cup!
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Loser!
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I hope it's not mine. Mine sucks.
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Yeah, it's not mine. It's not mine.
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Oh, this is mine!
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Oh!
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- Alright.
- Yeah, you have to do it!
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- Let's do it.
- That's hella gonna hurt.
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Just dump it.
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Oh!
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Sean...I believe in you.
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- I'm so happy you picked this one.
- (singing) I believe in Sean.
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Two, three, four.
There you go.
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(groaning)
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Are you okay?!
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- I'm okay!
- (laughter)
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- It's okay.
- Give him the thumbs up.
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Hey, Greg, lick his toe!
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Alright, so Greg's our winner.
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(applause and cheering)
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We're gonna decide his prize right now,
so you can go do whatever you want.
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Let's go.
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(clock ticking)
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- One, two, three, BREAK!
- Break!
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The council has SPOKEN!
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Greg, and not only do you win...
what do you win?
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Not ONLY do you win,
you get the side of the mall
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- that we always [inaudible].
- Ooooh!
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(cheering)
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Also win...a human airplane!
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(cheering)
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[inaudible]
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- Flap...
- The ball is growing.
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- You're on the plane?
- Yeah.
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Come on, come on.
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Whoa! Whoaaaaa!
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- Aaaaaaah, we're crashing!
- That's kind of scary.
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Dude, I was scared.
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Oh yeah.
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- Oh.
- Oh, oh well.
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(mimicking helicopter)
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Teehee!
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Thank you guys so much for watching.
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If you want to see the previous video,
click the one on the left.
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If you want to see the last I Dare
You Video, click the one on the right
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And be sure to leave your dares
in the comments section below!
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That's a throwback.
Where's Rain these days?