你係人類嗎?
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0:01 - 0:04(音樂)
呢個係一個人類測試 -
0:04 - 0:07睇下你係唔係人類
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0:07 - 0:11如果想玩下,請舉手
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0:11 - 0:13大家贊唔贊成?
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0:14 - 0:15好?
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0:15 - 0:17咁我地開始啦
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0:17 - 0:20好耐之前嘅童年裡面
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0:20 - 0:22你有冇試過食鼻屎?
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0:22 - 0:25(笑聲)
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0:25 - 0:28冇所謂,隨便講,呢度好安全
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0:28 - 0:32你有冇試過諗起某樣尷尬嘅事嘅時候
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0:32 - 0:35細細聲發出怪聲?
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0:37 - 0:38你有冇試過
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0:38 - 0:41將一段文字嘅第一個字母轉做細階
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0:41 - 0:45用嚟表達傷心或者失望?
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0:45 - 0:47(笑聲)
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0:47 - 0:49好
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0:50 - 0:53你有冇試過將句號用喺段文字嘅結尾
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0:53 - 0:55用嚟表示敵對抵觸嘅情緒?
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0:56 - 0:59嗯。句號
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1:00 - 1:02你有冇試過當人哋同你講衰嘢嘅時候
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1:02 - 1:04你笑騎騎或者微笑
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1:04 - 1:06然後果日淨低嘅時間
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1:06 - 1:09都喺度諗點解你反應係咁?
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1:11 - 1:12無錯
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1:13 - 1:16你有冇試過寄存行李之後
一路行去登機口時 -
1:16 - 1:19每行一步都驚唔見左張機票?
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1:21 - 1:22啱啦
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1:22 - 1:25你有冇試過著咗一條褲
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1:25 - 1:26好耐先發現
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1:26 - 1:29原來有一隻襪套咗上個大肶?
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1:29 - 1:31(笑聲)
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1:31 - 1:33好
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1:34 - 1:37你有冇試過估其他人嘅密碼
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1:37 - 1:40不斷撞,直至撞到佢哋賬戶被人鎖咗?
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1:41 - 1:42嗯
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1:43 - 1:45你有冇試過有陰魂不散嘅感覺
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1:45 - 1:48覺得有朝一日會俾人發現係老千?
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1:50 - 1:52係,呢度好安全
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1:54 - 2:00你有冇試過期望你擁有一啲
未被發掘嘅天賦? -
2:02 - 2:03嗯
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2:03 - 2:06有冇試過喺現實生活中做錯嘢
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2:06 - 2:09然後發現自己想喺現實中
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2:09 - 2:11搵一個「重置」鍵?
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2:13 - 2:15有冇試過擺錯咗你嘅 TED 徽章
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2:15 - 2:17然後即刻開始想像
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2:17 - 2:20三日嘅溫哥華假期會係點樣?
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2:24 - 2:26你有冇試過驚歎
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2:26 - 2:29點解你以前覺得平平無奇嘅人
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2:29 - 2:31會突然之間變得咁靚?
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2:33 - 2:35你有冇試過發短信嘅時候
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2:35 - 2:38望住手機
笑到好似個傻瓜咁? -
2:40 - 2:43有冇試過跟住同發短信嗰個人
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2:43 - 2:48講「我睇住手機笑到好似個傻瓜」咁?
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2:50 - 2:51你有冇好想好想
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2:51 - 2:54然後抵擋唔住誘惑
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2:54 - 2:56偷睇其他人嘅手機?
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2:57 - 2:59有冇試過同自己講嘢
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2:59 - 3:01然後突然發現
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3:01 - 3:04自己真係個屎忽鬼?
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3:04 - 3:06(笑聲)
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3:07 - 3:08你有冇試過
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3:08 - 3:12喺你同人哋嘈得火熱時
手機忽然冇電 -
3:12 - 3:16令你覺得手機同你兩個分手?
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3:18 - 3:20你有冇諗過
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3:20 - 3:22解決你哋之間嘅拗叫係徒氣嘅
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3:22 - 3:25因為事情本身唔複雜
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3:25 - 3:29定係事情容易係理所當然?
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3:30 - 3:33你有冇發現長遠嚟講
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3:33 - 3:36好少可會有容易嘅事?
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3:36 - 3:39你有冇試過瞓醒之後覺得好幸福
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3:39 - 3:44但之後諗返起有人離開咗你嘅恐佈回憶?
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3:45 - 3:52有冇試過想像唔到失去一個人嘅未來?
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3:54 - 3:58你有冇試過用秋天一樣嘅苦笑
睇返以前失去咗嘅人 -
3:58 - 4:00然後意識到無論點樣
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4:00 - 4:03未來總係會嚟到?
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4:05 - 4:06恭喜你
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4:07 - 4:09你通過咗測試
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4:09 - 4:11你哋都係人類
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4:12 - 4:15(掌聲)
- Title:
- 你係人類嗎?
- Speaker:
- Ze Frank
- Description:
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你有冇諗過:你究竟係咪人類?Ze Frank 提出一系列簡單嘅嘢去俾你解答呢個問題。放鬆一下,然後跟住指示,我哋一齊開始……
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- closed TED
- Project:
- TEDTalks
- Duration:
- 04:34
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