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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.74,0:00:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（音樂）\N呢個係一個人類測試
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.52,0:00:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,睇下你係唔係人類
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.29,0:00:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,如果想玩下，請舉手
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.49,0:00:13.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,大家贊唔贊成？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.05,0:00:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.33,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,咁我地開始啦
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.49,0:00:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好耐之前嘅童年裡面
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.82,0:00:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過食鼻屎？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.94,0:00:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.58,0:00:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,冇所謂，隨便講，呢度好安全
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.16,0:00:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過諗起某樣尷尬嘅事嘅時候
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.51,0:00:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,細細聲發出怪聲？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.15,0:00:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.31,0:00:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,將一段文字嘅第一個字母轉做細階
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.31,0:00:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,用嚟表達傷心或者失望？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.95,0:00:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.45,0:00:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.17,0:00:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過將句號用喺段文字嘅結尾
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.94,0:00:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,用嚟表示敵對抵觸嘅情緒？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.98,0:00:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,嗯。句號
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過當人哋同你講衰嘢嘅時候
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.82,0:01:04.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你笑騎騎或者微笑
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.49,0:01:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後果日淨低嘅時間
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.25,0:01:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,都喺度諗點解你反應係咁？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.59,0:01:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,無錯
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.53,0:01:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過寄存行李之後\N一路行去登機口時
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.35,0:01:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,每行一步都驚唔見左張機票？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.63,0:01:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,啱啦
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.26,0:01:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過著咗一條褲
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.84,0:01:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好耐先發現
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.24,0:01:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,原來有一隻襪套咗上個大肶？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.31,0:01:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.28,0:01:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.81,0:01:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過估其他人嘅密碼
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.71,0:01:39.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不斷撞，直至撞到佢哋賬戶被人鎖咗？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.98,0:01:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,嗯
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.67,0:01:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過有陰魂不散嘅感覺
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.72,0:01:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,覺得有朝一日會俾人發現係老千？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.09,0:01:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,係，呢度好安全
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.89,0:02:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過期望你擁有一啲\N未被發掘嘅天賦？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.76,0:02:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,嗯
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.13,0:02:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有冇試過喺現實生活中做錯嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.26,0:02:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後發現自己想喺現實中
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.96,0:02:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,搵一個「重置」鍵？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.05,0:02:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有冇試過擺錯咗你嘅 TED 徽章
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.23,0:02:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後即刻開始想像
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.05,0:02:20.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,三日嘅溫哥華假期會係點樣？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.86,0:02:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過驚歎
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.64,0:02:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,點解你以前覺得平平無奇嘅人
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.54,0:02:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,會突然之間變得咁靚？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.29,0:02:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過發短信嘅時候
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.01,0:02:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,望住手機\N笑到好似個傻瓜咁？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.46,0:02:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有冇試過跟住同發短信嗰個人
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.11,0:02:47.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,講「我睇住手機笑到好似個傻瓜」咁？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.59,0:02:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇好想好想
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.23,0:02:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後抵擋唔住誘惑
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.58,0:02:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,偷睇其他人嘅手機？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.11,0:02:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有冇試過同自己講嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.39,0:03:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後突然發現
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.38,0:03:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,自己真係個屎忽鬼？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.16,0:03:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.98,0:03:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.44,0:03:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,喺你同人哋嘈得火熱時\N手機忽然冇電
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.26,0:03:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,令你覺得手機同你兩個分手？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.32,0:03:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇諗過
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.51,0:03:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,解決你哋之間嘅拗叫係徒氣嘅
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.48,0:03:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為事情本身唔複雜
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.20,0:03:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,定係事情容易係理所當然？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.95,0:03:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇發現長遠嚟講
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.36,0:03:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好少可會有容易嘅事？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.81,0:03:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過瞓醒之後覺得好幸福
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.34,0:03:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但之後諗返起有人離開咗你嘅恐佈回憶？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.21,0:03:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有冇試過想像唔到失去一個人嘅未來？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.42,0:03:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你有冇試過用秋天一樣嘅苦笑\N睇返以前失去咗嘅人
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.45,0:03:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後意識到無論點樣
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.79,0:04:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,未來總係會嚟到？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.96,0:04:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,恭喜你
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.84,0:04:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你通過咗測試
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.34,0:04:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你哋都係人類
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.43,0:04:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（掌聲）