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(bombastic music)
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday dear..♪
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- Leo
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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- Yeah-ha !
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- Make a wish, little boy.
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- I sure wish my parents were still alive.
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(screaming and thumping)
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-I thought birthday wishes were always
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supposed to come true.
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- Nope, they're just like prayers.
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Well, Leo, now that you're a...
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a... certain age... it's time for you
to start schooling.
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-What??
But I just started playschools!
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-Now now, Leo, everyone needs an education.
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-B-but it's halfway through the year!
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-Better late than nevers.
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Here's your school bag,
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your uniform, and your lunch.
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- Is school fun, Satan ?
- No.
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(giggling)
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(gutteral laughing)
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(muffled scream)
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(wet squelching noises)
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(splat)
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-I'm your teacher, welcome to school.
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-This is school?
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-I'm a teacher.
I'm not paid to answer questions.
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GET ON!
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♪ We're going on a field trip today. ♪
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-Yeah!
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-SHUT UP!
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(cries)
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-They grow up so fast!
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(cries hysterically)
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-Hello, operator?
Get me Eugene O'Happy-hands.
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- [Operator] Hm, I can't seem to find him.
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Do you have any specific details that could
help me locate him?
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-Sex offenders' register.
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-Oh, here he is!
One sec.
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-(garbled) Thank you.
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- [Eugene] Hello?
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-I'll be there in five minutes.
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(masturbation noises)
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-We're heee-rre!
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- What does "extra girth" mean?
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-You first.
(evil laugh)
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(bombastic scary music)
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(suspenseful music)
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-Happy Birthday!
(party horn toots)
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-Wh- wh- what's going on here?
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-Bring in the cake!
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-Happy Birthday, little boy!
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- B-but what about school?
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-I never went to school and LOOK AT ME!
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-Well, I guess everything worked out
for the best, yahahaha!
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(maniacal laughter)
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-I'm afraid we need you to identify a body
we believe to be your husband.
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(slam)
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(bloodcurdling scream)
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-Is this him?
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(jaunty music)
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