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Oh great...I'm late for p.e. class
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Well so am I! Least I'm not the one who dropped every single page out of their report folder.
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Maybe I dropped it because you rush me around like a junior drill seargent!
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Well, well....look who's late to their gym classes.
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Oh please Dongle...what earthshaking excitement did I miss? Jumping jacks???
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Actually Coach Moot just gave a lesson in the fundamentals of wrestling.
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Shame you missed it because he just agreed to let me wrestle one of you. (Evil laugh)
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Ha! Like we need a lesson to beat you at anything Dongle.
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Hmmm....interesting attitude since I've been wrestling competitively since I was six!
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If Dongle beats us we won't survive the humiliation. You have to win!
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Me? You're the big bad boss woman...you wrestle!
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Oh sure, stick me with the dirty work again you bumble biscuit!
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Woah! That's a lot of hostility for best friends!
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The ancient Greek were big wrestlers. Maybe they could help you with your little challenge.
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You think the Greeks could give us a lesson in wrestling?
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Among other things...
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What does he mean by that?
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How should I know?
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I don't know. How should I know how you should know?
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Oh boy....(Ahhhhhhhhh!)
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Where are we?
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More to the point....WHEN are we?
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About 2500 years ago...403 B.C.E. and you might recognize the location.`
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Ow! My elbow! Can't we get a time machine to ride in or something?
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Ohhhhh....Stitch.......
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Come on now, can't I feel sorry for myself here? (Gasp!)
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It's so beautiful...it's...it's...
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It's Athens where the Greeks created studies in art, the sciences, philosophy, and drama that we still use today.
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Behold Athens....the cradle of western civilization!
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Man that's a seriously large cradle. How are we going to find a wrestling teacher in all of that?
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You might try the agora. Head west into the city and inquire at the public baths.
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Thanks very much!
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Oh it's my pleasure. (Yelling!) Now get your scrawny civilian pails out of the road!!!!
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Geez....somebody's a grumpy bear.
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Sure war will do that to you. The Greek city states were fiercely independent and had trouble getting along.
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Sound familiar?
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Yeah....didn't think so.
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Man this agora joint is more crowded than the mall during a moonlight madness sale!
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The agora was THE Athenian hot spot.
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You could buy, sell, have a business meeting, or just chat with friends.
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Excuse me...got any good wrestling teachers around here?
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(Translating) All wrestlers in Athens have left for the Olympics...stop
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Except a champion named Themanthes who is somewhere in the agora. Thanks!
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I've got an ear for languages....okay?
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(Men talking) Maybe one of these wind bags has seen this Themanthes fellow.
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Sir we're looking for a wrestler....
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Wrestling? Why grapple with your fellow man when the mysteries of life still escape our clutches?
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Uh...yeah....
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Look! Do you know a guy named Themanthes or don't you?
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I have met him but I can know nothing more than the reflection of his existence.
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Okay.....Haven't the Greeks ever heard of a straight answer?
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Not here...Athens was the birthplace of philosophy,
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a remarkable culture that came about largely due to a great thinker named Socrates.
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Ahhhh!
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Socrates was an old soldier and stone cutter.
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He was not a handsome man, nor well groomed...
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but his brilliant mind won him respect from those who understood him.
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He questioned everything from government to religion.
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He believed in searching for truth no matter where it may lead you.
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Unfortunately, Socrates search led him down a dark road.
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The government said that he corrupted young people by teaching them to question authority.
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So a jury found Socrates guilty and he was executed.
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Others followed in Socrates footsteps. In the quest for wisdom Greek philosophers questioned everything
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but didn't have always have the answers, but he proved that the power of one person's mind can change the world.
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He was Socrates....Father of Philosophy!!!
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Wow! Socrates rocks!
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Too bad he can't help us find Themathes!
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He's at the Assembly.
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Excuse me?
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Themathes, the wrestler, he spoke of attending the Assembly today.
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Oh...do you know him?
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Yes, nice fellow.....a bit overly competitive. I saw him earlier grieving about not making the Olympic team.
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I'm Lenartes...humble philosopher. I'm headed that way.
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Perhaps we could have an exchange of ideas and concepts while we search for him.
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Here's a concept for you...how about stopping at a gyro stand? Owww!
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There's only one way to defeat the savage Spartan army.
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We use our stores of barley to lure a giant weasel, possibly two giant weasels to go and eat them.
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Themathes is not here. Perhaps he has left the Assembly.
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(In the background..."If that doesn't work, I suggest we bombard them with barrels of drool!")
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This man is a genius!
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What is all this blah, blah, blah?
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The Assembly...a place where everyone is permitted to vote, and speak on the issues,
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except women...women can't vote. And foreigners, and slaves, and anyone under 30, and then there's......
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Okay, okay I get it....government for the people, by a couple of people!
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It's pretty cool though--no kings or dictators. I mean it's democracy!
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Well..it had a long way to go before things were truly democratic, but it was a start.
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In about 594 B.C.E. a conflict between the rich aristocrats who ruled Athens,
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and the rest of the population was building towards civil war.
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But a middle aged poet and merchant named Solan came to the rescue.
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The Athenian government gave the fair-minded Solan full power to reform the laws.....
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to bring peace to Athens.
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Solon created "democracy".
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Wow! So that's how democracy got started. Any citizen can speak?
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As long as it's an issue of vital importance to the city-state.
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Hey everybody how's it going? Uh....has anyone seen Thamethes?
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The wrestler? Burly guy who didn't make the Olympics?Anybody?
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No? Oh well...as long as I'm up here, uh...what did the gorilla say to the orangutan?
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I'm sorry we couldn't find Themathes.
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Hey...it wouldn't have been so bad if SOMEONE hadn't gotten us thrown out of the Assembly!
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It's not my fault they don't know comedy "gold" when they hear it!
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(Sniffing the air) What an odd odor!
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Mmmmmm.....I'd know that smell in any century. BARBECUE!!!! Follow me!
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Yummy! Who's cooking out guys?
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The wrestler Themathes!
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Hey...we found him. Me and this guy are going to get along great.
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A little barbecue, a little wrestling lesson.
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Ahhh...don't get your hopes up. Themathes story showed the importance the Greeks put on athletics.
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When the famous wrestler lost his strength and could no longer be number one,
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he decided to end it all.
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A shame...really, he was a rare breed!
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I'd say "medium rare" about now! And we're still without a wrestling coach.
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We could try to find another teacher in Athens.
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We could be attacked by Spartans!
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(Laughing) Right....like that's a choice!
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Actually I'm afraid we don't have a choice! (Army soldiers roaring and shouting!)
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(Roaring and shouting continues) This is definitely going to delay our wrestling lesson, isn't it?
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Yes, it's the second Spartan invasion this week. Run my friends....
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for he who runs away can always philosophize another day!
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(More shouting and sounds of fighting)
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I don't get it...aren't the Athenians and Spartans all the same people?
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Yes....all Greeks, but don't expect to see a lot of brotherly love!
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Greece never developed into one united country, but grew into city-states.
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The most powerful being Athens and Sparta.
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They started out as friendly neighbors and even worked together to defend against Persian invaders.
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But then Sparta and Athens started arguing over who was going to be top dog in Greece.
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It got ugly!
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Sparta had fertile fields and a large population to create the most powerful land army in the world.
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While Athens had excellent engineers and organizational ability
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to build the biggest and most powerful fleet of warships on the sea.
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If only they had joined forces, Greece could have been a remarkable enduring power.
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But instead, the city-states kept fighting and were weakened by a war that lasted over three decades.
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Well until these cranky pants get together, I'd rather not be in the middle of it.
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We've got to get out of here!
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I've got a plan to get us to safety in no time.
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And who's to say I don't have a good plan?
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Geez...not now!
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If not now, when?
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Tell me....is Athens your city-state?
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Uh.....not exactly....actualy we were just looking for a good wrestling match.
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Wrestling???? Athenians are too weak to wrestle!
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We Spartans are the strongest of all Greeks. We just whipped Athens in the Peloponesian War!
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Just ask Lucidides!
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Who?
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Lucidides...he's a Greek historian who wrote the first official history of the wars between Athens and Sparta.
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Only Athenians would be smart enough to know that.
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Geez...these guys don't cut Athenians any slack, do they?
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Well yes, Spartans were certainly dedicated in their struggle against Athens.
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They always swore to be victorious or dead. A Spartan used his shield in battle.
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If he won, he would return victorious with his shield.
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But if he lost, he would be carried off the field of battle on top of his shield, like a stretcher.
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You are young enemies of Sparta. Shall we kill them?
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Nah...we won the battle. Let's do what we usually do to all inferiors.
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Yes please......
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We'll take you as our slaves!
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This is all your fault you know....
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You started it you know....
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Well, this has really put the conflict betwene Greek city-states into focus, hasn't it?
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Yeah, yeah... in focus.
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You know, maybe if you'd trust me a little more...
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Trust you? Ha! That's a laugh.
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Here's Athens and Sparta, two organized city-states with common enemies,
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no territorial disputes, and a great future ahead, but they were rivals who never trusted each other.
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Yeah right....whatever....
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How am I supposed to trust you when...
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Come on, give me a chance!
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What I'm saying is that it's amazing to think of how much more Greece could have achieved
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if Sparta and Athens would have stopped arguing and worked together.
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Listen...do you mind....
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Yeah.... please???
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Have it your way!
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As I was saying...if you would visit reality now and then....
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Please give me a break. See now look what you've done!
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Your constant harping caused a solar eclipse!
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Mmmmm...Melos like Athenians! Melos eat!....
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Spartans---not a delicate bunch.
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You got that right. Spartans were mean, nasty, and as they say, it's all in how you raise them.
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When a Spartan baby was born, if it seemed strong they would raise it.
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But if not, the baby would be placed in a jar on the mountainside and left to starve or be eaten by wolves.
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If a boy survived childhood, he still wasn't off the hook.
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At 7 years old, he was sent off to join herds of boys in military camps.
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They shaved their heads, were only allowed to bathe a few times a year,
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and were frequently beaten.
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The Spartans were dedicated to making a nation of strong soldiers, even if it killed them...literally.
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Geez, what do these Spartans do for fun? Pull out their toenails?
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No....pull out other people toenails!
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Stop Melos! We need them!
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For what? Friendship, moral support?
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(Laughing) You Athenians are supposed to be so brainy, but you don't get it!
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Get used to the new jewelry. You're going to be Spartan slaves for the rest of your lives!
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Somehow, the humor of that escapes me.
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I never realized this slavery 'biz' had a glamorous side.
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Will you concentrate? You missed a big hunk of toe jam!
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You two do a good job! Melos needs clean feet for the games!
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Games? They're headed for the Olympics!
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Excellent! We'll get our wrestling lessons after all!
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All wars stop for the Olympics and this year, we've got a great discus man...right Melos?
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Melos like discus....eat discus!
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Well if sports doesn't work out, he's got a future in public speaking!
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Oh you Athenians think you're so smart. Well you're not!
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Your general, Alsibides, said that Spartans were too dumb to even navigate a ship and now look at us.
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We've got the biggest fleet anywhere!
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(As ship sinks) All right....we're walking!
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Hey Delphi fans...I can see the future...you're going to lose! Thebes rules!
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Oh go shut your seven gates. Delphi all the way baby!
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Thank Zeus! We made it just in time!
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You know, aside from the sun burn, foot blisters and probable spinal injury, that was a fun little trip.
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Hey remember, Talos said if we made it we get a full body massage.
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That was you GIVE a full body massage...to Melos! He always gets one before he competes.
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Oh hey! They're starting the first race!
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Hey Mo! All enslavement aside, we're about to watch the original Greek Olympic games!
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Yeah! This is a great moment. Don't ruin it!
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Uh....those guys are naked!
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Ha! I couldn't wait to see the look on your faces!
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Moments like that make it all worthwhile.
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Back then the Olympics were plenty different.
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The only thing athletes wore was layer of olive oil and some of the events were rather odd.
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Mule racing, a four horse chariot race, and a relay race in which runners carried a flaming baton.
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The winners won glory for their city and were celebrated throughout Greece.
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Sure the Olympics were different back then, but one thing will never change.
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Everyone wants to win!
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Speaking of winning, we've still got Dongle to worry about. Do you see any wrestling?
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What are you blind? Look right over there.
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They're jumping on each other just like on the wrestling mat.
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But that's all fake. This is all...youch....real!
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Yeah and all that biting and gouging out of eyes....
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Well yes, and strangling is permitted as well, also arm twisting.
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Oh and I almost forgot....kicking, along with the ever popular jumping up and down on your opponent.
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Slaves! You are here to do our every bidding. Not to enjoy the games!
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(At same time) His fault! Her fault!
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Come Melos!
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All right. Let's go win this. Well the sissy Athenians came out to play!
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We'll see if you've got the game to back up that arrogant attitude.
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Oh we're ready....specially since we've got a couple souvenirs from Athens to help our star athlete prepare!
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Slaves! (Gasp!) They've escaped! Find them!
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Mo, wrestling lessons or no, we've got to go back to our time.
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Are you crazy? Being a foot scrubbing slave is a walk in the park
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compared to the humiliation of being outwrestled by Darin Dongle!
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Who is that?
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I don't know, but the little one's scrappy. He's gotta be from Delphi!
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Bossy harpy from beyond!
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Lazy dough-witted goof nugget!
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You wish! That's a Thebian if ever I seen one.
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Says you twerp!
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There they are....out on the field!
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Say, "uncle"! Say, "uncle"!
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(Screaming)
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Hey you screwed up my throw you dumb Macedonian ape!
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Get bent Corinthian!
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Wow! Look at all those Grecians scrapping like junk yard dogs.
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And they're supposed to be neighbors!
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They're supposed to be friends!
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I guess part of being friends is working things out peacefully.
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The Greek city-states never learned that. They kept conquering each other
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and weakening each other's armies, until Alexander the Great was able to come in and conquer them all!
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And the moral of our little story????
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United we stand....divided we fail!
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And that's two at the buzzer. Ready to go home?
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All right you two, time to match mat!
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No we didn't learn how to wrestle!
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But we did learn that our best bet is to work together.
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You're going to have to take us both on!
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We have to wrestle the way the Greeks did---completely naked!
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What are you doing?
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I have some olive oil in my locker!
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Olive.....oil????
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So we can cover ourselves with it...gotta do it right, don't we?
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And hey..we need an audience. Let's get the whole class over here.
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Ah...never mind. I...I...I can't wrestle!
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I've sprained my esophagus. Oh yes, it's quite painful.
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I should see Ms. Remson. Good bye!
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Glad to have that problem solved.
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What about our problem getting along?
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Let's say..it's a thing of the past!
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Pals? Pals!