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-So what are you kids thankful for?
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-Well I'm thankful for pepper.
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-That's stupid. That's like saying "I like salt" or something like that.
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-Not a bang you lo-lo head.
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For your information, "lo-lo head" means stupid.
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-You're stupid, okay?!
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-Pass me that over there.
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-Yeah so Pepper's coming again to play in Hawaii.
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A-too!
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You know, I wanna go to all the concerts
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but we only get one ticket so (clicks tongue)
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I'm gonna go see the 10th in uh.. Oahu!
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And then they're playing the 17th in Maui.
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And then the 18th on the big island!
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So it's gonna be so sick!
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But yeah we only get one ticket so I don't know
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(sighs) I just gotta scrap my sister I think.
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-My brother is a puss.
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-Brada sistah scrap!
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Okay in this corner we have my son
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who never cleans up his room
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And in this corner..
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weighing in at uh.. 250 pounds
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-Uh I am not that fat
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-(blows whistle)
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-Your dad's so dumb that he-
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-We have the same dad stupid.
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-I don't care.
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-Your dad is so dumb that he thought an iPhone was a phone for your eye.
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-Ehh..
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-You think that you're dissing me by dissing dad so you're dumb.
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-You're so ugly your boyfriend came over last night and he thought I was you.
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And then he took me out.
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And then I had him buy me some-
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-Oh my gosh!
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-And it was pretty nice.
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-You are a puss.
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-You better watch out.
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-Sorry but you are.
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-You'll be slapped!
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-Hit the mouth.
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-Back slapped!
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-Oh yeah?
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-Slaps on your back! Bam!
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-That right there?
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-You stiff!
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-(gasps)
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-(blows whistle)
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Okay you guys are outta time.
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And the winner is...
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I guess it's you.
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-Champion right here
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-What? Are you serious?
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-Champion right here of the world
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-That's so unfair!
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-That is unfair.
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-Fair game. Oh yeah.
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-It's super fair. This guy!
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-I had tickets the whole time. I just wanted to see them scrap.
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-(laughs)
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(blows whistle and laughs)
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I'm a good father.
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-Oh you got her good bucko!
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(laugh track)
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-Who was that?