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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.61,0:00:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So what are you kids thankful for?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.98,0:00:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well I'm thankful for pepper.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.59,0:00:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's stupid. That's like saying "I like salt" or something like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.14,0:00:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not a bang you lo-lo head.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For your information, "lo-lo head" means stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.75,0:00:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're stupid, okay?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.11,0:00:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pass me that over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.81,0:00:26.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah so Pepper's coming again to play in Hawaii.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.77,0:00:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A-too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.28,0:00:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I wanna go to all the concerts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.96,0:00:33.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we only get one ticket so (clicks tongue)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.43,0:00:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go see the 10th in uh.. Oahu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.26,0:00:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then they're playing the 17th in Maui.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.16,0:00:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then the 18th on the big island!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.42,0:00:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it's gonna be so sick!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.56,0:00:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But yeah we only get one ticket so I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.85,0:00:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) I just gotta scrap my sister I think.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.38,0:00:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-My brother is a puss.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.52,0:00:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Brada sistah scrap!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.29,0:01:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay in this corner we have my son
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who never cleans up his room
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.38,0:01:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in this corner..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.85,0:01:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weighing in at uh.. 250 pounds
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.54,0:01:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh I am not that fat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.84,0:01:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(blows whistle)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.56,0:01:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Your dad's so dumb that he-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.27,0:01:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We have the same dad stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.54,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Your dad is so dumb that he thought an iPhone was a phone for your eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.98,0:01:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ehh..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.32,0:01:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You think that you're dissing me by dissing dad so you're dumb.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.58,0:01:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're so ugly your boyfriend came over last night and he thought I was you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.56,0:01:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he took me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.88,0:01:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I had him buy me some-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.74,0:01:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh my gosh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.73,0:01:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And it was pretty nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.31,0:01:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are a puss.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.60,0:01:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You better watch out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.30,0:01:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sorry but you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.34,0:01:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You'll be slapped!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.47,0:01:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hit the mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.60,0:01:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Back slapped!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.63,0:01:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:49.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Slaps on your back! Bam!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.41,0:01:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That right there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.18,0:01:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You stiff!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.72,0:01:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.36,0:01:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(blows whistle)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.22,0:01:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay you guys are outta time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.08,0:01:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the winner is...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.05,0:01:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess it's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.24,0:02:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Champion right here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.86,0:02:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? Are you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.78,0:02:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Champion right here of the world
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.75,0:02:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's so unfair!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.62,0:02:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That is unfair.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.83,0:02:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fair game. Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.12,0:02:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's super fair. This guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.61,0:02:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I had tickets the whole time. I just wanted to see them scrap.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.48,0:02:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.95,0:02:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blows whistle and laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.48,0:02:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a good father.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.60,0:02:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh you got her good bucko!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.11,0:02:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(laugh track){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.50,0:02:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who was that?