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Taken 3 (PARODY)

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    In 2008, his daughter was taken.
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    Then, in 2012, his wife will also be taken.
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    Next summer, his nephew will be taken.
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    -I don't know who you are.
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    I don't know what you're doing.
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    But my nephew is half-retarded
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    so you better be careful.
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    And his doggy will be taken.
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    -I have a very particular set of skills for getting Yorkie terriers back.
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    Some dude he went to college with...
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    -Hey I'm some dude you met in college.
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    -I don't have time for you.
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    ...will be taken.
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    -Taken!
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    Right. I'm on my way.
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    His car will be taken too.
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    -My car has been taken!
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    You took my daughter. You took my wife.
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    You took my nephew. You took my science teacher.
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    You took my clothes. You took my jersey number.
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    Stop taking things. I'm running out of family members.
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    I'm watching this movie and I'm like
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    what the fuck else can get taken from you
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    and then it's like yeah that can also get taken
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    even some like dust particles can get taken
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    -Where are you?! Where are you?!
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    Where is she? Where's Rachel?
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    Did you take my taken? Is my taken taken?
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    Listen to me very carefully.
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    I have a very particular set of skills to find you people.
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    Do you understand? Did you take my pants?!
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    I was just in it I swear!
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    I'm just walking now!
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    They will take you too. They're coming.
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    Taken... 3,4,5,6,7, and 8 and 9
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    with a sneak preview of 10
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    and Billy Crystal is gonna host it!
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    -Listen to me carefully. Will you marry me?
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    -Sorry I'm taken.
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    -TAKEN!!!!!!!!!
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    -Hey guys thanks so much for watching.
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    Up above we posted a link to Alex Farm's channel
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    so make sure to check that out.
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    And down below is a link to the sketch
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    we put up exactly 1 year ago today
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    so check that out too.
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    -Listen to me very carefully.
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    My name is Liam Neeson and I'm here to tell you
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    that you're going to be taken.
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    -Hi I'm Tyler!
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    -Hi Tyler. My name's Liam Neeson.
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    -Lee Nelson's on the phone!
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    -No, Liam Neeson.
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    -Lee Nelson!
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    -No. Liam Neeson.
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    -Some guy named Lee Nelson.
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Taken 3 (PARODY)
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