ALEX FARNHAM ACTING REEL

(Light clarinet and violin music)

I started getting into the color purple
a few years back, so I started to protest.

I was standing on the side of the road
every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Sony Erickson is trying to come out with
this new purple cell phone.

I mean, I don't know. It could just be
a rumor. So...

What is this? Is this it?

Aaahhh!

Yeah! It's so beautiful.

These here tortilla chips make my players
fiercer than ever. (Whistle)

I said keep on plaguing me
number one to serve the ball.

Make me into the number one snack!

Do you know how much power's in this
little chip right here?

(cheering and grunting)

A butt load!

You gonna see my boys up there
on the big screen!

(Singing) Some are jolly for the
in physician.

Yeah, it's going to be who?
What will be?

She's gone, she's gone,
Oh why? Oh why?

(electric guitar)

Love that's yours.
What's your name and number?

Pomegranate! How do I open you?

I give my hand to you with all my heart.

I can't wait to live my life with you...

Let it be! Let it be!
Let it be! Let it be!

Let it be! Let it be!
Let it be!

Auntie, Auntie! I get picked on in school!

So? What you like me do about it?

Like these home chefs.

Hi everybody! I'm Phil Carmens.
Two fresh oranges

and just squeeze with all your might.
Squeeze it in there! Squeeze it!

Beautiful! (Laugh)

Wherever you are right now,
stand up and run!

Second happiest day of my life.

First happiest: it's going to be
April 18th. Better see you there.

Hey! It's probably because you don't have
enough energy. (Ding sounds)

(choking) (dinging)

Whoa!
(Clarinet and violin music)

-Hey, you want to try some watermelon?
-Mom?

-Hey, what are you doing? I'm trying
to help you out.

I know what six times nine is,
or at least I know what sixty-nine is.

Is it frozen yogurt, Judy?

Did she say, like, I over-reacted?
I, I don't think I over-reacted, you know.

Think about it. Give it...
Think about it.

Hey, don't... Come on,
just don't walk away from me!

Cher, can you try and stall him
or something like that?

-What are you doing here Pa?
-Getting you back!

-Why don't you just let me
tell the story, okay?

-Go, go right on ahead.
-Okay.

Timmy got busted listening
to his iPod in class.

-I'm so sorry!
-Sorry doesn't cut it!

-(Crying)
-(Mocking his crying)

I was suppose to go to the concert with
him and now I'm not.

I'm pretty ticked off about that.

We call this here the plug-in
for getting nano receiver.

How do you know?

Hollaburrach will do it for sure.
Oh, he's got it! Look at that!

Race is my thing, baby. Whoo!

My mama was a race car driver,
my daddy was a race car driver...

Mmmm... That was a...
That was a slumber.

Aloha! How's everything going down there?

(Laughing)

That sounds hilarious!

Oh!

-It's not our problem, William, okay?
-It's your problem!

-You know what? It's just,
it's not our fault, okay?

-You want me to sue you? I will sue you.

(Starts to cry)
-Are you crying?

-No...

I was helping my friend move his
big screen and ah,

I guess I didn't strap it to the back of
my truck as good as I thought I did.

So I pulled out my post-its and
I wrote him an I-O-U.

We're all good now, you know.

We come up with a limerick,
we write it down on a post-it

and put it up. We're probably going to be
famous one day, or something like that.

That's, ah, usually where my
opponent's weak spots are.

I really like 'em because, you know,
they stick wherever you put 'em.

And then if somebody cancels
I just rip it right off.

My favorite is zumba. The instructors are
so friendly but at the same time,

their individual, customized style
will challenge your body.

There are so many machines in here
to help you get ripped.

Ah... Yeah...

I had just bought two boxes of oreos.

And when I got back, man,
I couldn't believe what I saw!

(Bell and somber music)
My homies have cleared me out!

So I said seventy-five dollars,
and they were like, "What?"

-We went to the grocery store...

-You guys gonna have some
oreos tonight, right?

-Dunk! Dunk!

(Guitar strumming)

(Singing to himself)
Whoa! One dollar!

-Whoa, you better give me my dollar, boy.

-I found this dollar, laying on top
the ground over there.

-Wassup? Huh! Wassup, uncle!

-Finders keepers, losers is crying.

-I going to give you a licking,
so for sure.

-Blah! You know what? How about
No for a change, huh?

(Clarinet and violin music)