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Lindorsements

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    (ding)
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    (basketball bouncing)
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    (Background) Ugh..
    (Wang) Wow...
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    (Grey shirt) You are garbage!
    (Wang) I'm working on it.
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    My bad, guys.
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    What do you mean, your bad? You were
    supposed to be here 45 minutes ago.
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    This is such a big season for you! Focus!
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    LA traffic. I was stuck on the 405.
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    - Traffic?! Really, that's your excuse?
    - You should fire your chauffeur.
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    (Ling) I don't... have a chauffeur.
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    - What?! Why not?
    - You're a professional athlete.
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    Don't you guys come with personal
    drivers and limos for everything?
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    You know, like drive you to practice.
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    Drive you to dinner.
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    Drive you the toilet, sometimes. Maybe.
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    No, I don't take a limo everywhere I go.
    That would be financially irresponsible.
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    Know what you need?
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    You need some endorsement deals.
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    That way you can afford to hire
    your own chauffeur.
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    (Wang) That's right! I mean, this is LA.
    Go do some commercials!
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    Eh... I don't know.
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    What do you mean, "ehh, I don't know?"
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    Look, I can totally see it...
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    (chimes play)
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    (beep)
    ♪ (suave background music) ♪
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    (voiceover) He once did a game-winning
    "three"... from the free throw line.
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    When he goes on a juice cleanse, he gains
    ten pounds...
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    of muscle.
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    Chipotle never has to remind him that
    guacamole costs extra.
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    He is... the most "Linteresting" man
    in the world.
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    (Lin) I don't always drink boba, but when
    I do, I use a buy one, get one free coupon.
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    (Girl on right) I like a frugal man.
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    (Girl on left) Where did that come from?
    (Lin) Don't worry about it.
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    (beep)
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    [inaudible]
    (voiceover) Twins separated at birth,
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    Jeremy and Jeremiah had finally reunited.
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    Ever since they were young, it was clear
    they were destined for greatness.
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    They shared stories about
    their amazing scores.
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    For every great score Jeremy mentioned,
    Jeremiah had an equally impressive score.
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    [inaudible]
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    (beep)
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    (Mom) Oh, Jeremy, remember to sleep early.
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    (Mom) I know the other players will go out
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    and do partying, but you should stay in.
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    Use the new comforter your auntie got you.
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    (Mom) Did you write her when you got...
    (Mother's voice fades out, music fades in)
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    [inaudible]
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    [inaudible]
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    (Brother) Dude.
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    It's not even plugged in.
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    [inaudible]
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    Yeah, I guess I could a couple of those.
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    But you know, I don't know if he could
    just jump right into the big ones.
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    I mean, let's be real here.
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    Alright, so what do you guys
    think I could get?
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    (Monotone) Hi. My name is Jeremy Lin.
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    I shop at EasyMax, where everything
    is under one dollar.
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    We've got you covered
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    from top...
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    to bottom.
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    So come in and take the plunge.
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    And save big...
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    because the prices are "Linsane."
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    Man, I can't... I can't...
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    (Lin) I quit! I quit!!
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    I can do better than that!
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    Yo, you know what you should do?
    Cater to the Asian market!
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    (Grey shirt) Because you're Asian!
    You should do Asian products!
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    ♪ (Asian music plays) ♪
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    No, no, no. He shouldn't limit himself.
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    He should endorse something
    the whole world likes.
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    Like what?
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    My name is Jeremy Lin and
    I love puppies.
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    Abandoned puppies.
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    Come save one today.
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    Alright... that's enough, guys.
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    I just want to play basketball.
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    All this other stuff is secondary.
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    Can we get back to practicing?
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    (sigh) Sorry.
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    (Grey shirt) Yeah.
    (Wang) You're right.
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    Alright! Let's do some drills!
    I'll be Nash!
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    (laughing) You can't be Nash!
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    Why not?
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    Cause Nash is...
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    Is what?
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    (Wang) He's w...
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    way taller than you.
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    (Grey shirt) Oh, okay. Yeah.
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    - You're right. I'll be Kobe.
    - Okay, I'll be Nash.
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    (Man, offscreen) No.
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    I'll be Nash.
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    Come on, Jeremy, we've got work to do.
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    See you, guys.
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    He'll be Nash? (scoffs)
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    ♪ (music starts) ♪
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    (Lin) I don't always drink boba, but
    when I do, I don't use a straw.
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    (Girl on right) Ew.
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    (Girl on left) You should
    probably use a straw.
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    (Lin) Don't worry about it.
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    (Lin) Maybe drop some treats in there.
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    (laughing)
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    Thanks. My name is Jeremy Lin...
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    None of the puppies like me.
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    (Grey shirt) You should cater to the Asian
    market because... you're Asian.
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    (Grey shirt) You should cater to the Asian
    market because... you know...
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    (Wang) Know what?
    (Grey shirt) Huh? What? Basketball!
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    Good sport!
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    (all laughing)
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    (Nash) why you working out with
    (unintelligible), anyways?
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    Save big... because we slash
    all the prices,
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    we swat away all the competition,
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    and I want you to look in the mirror
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    and figure out how awesome
    you want to be.
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    Thank you.
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    ♪ (light music plays) ♪
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    (laughing, clapping)
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Lindorsements
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