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"WUUU- W tripple U
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Okay it's 8:30 on this Good Friday
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and coming up we have
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a special edition of
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Reverand Buddy's sermon,
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but first:
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a fluff piece.
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(trumpets)
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Good arden ,
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Righteous Orel Pudington
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left the city earlier today for
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the Moralton Nature Reserve.
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and hunting trip with his
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dear old dad.
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So, Orel , excited about the trip?
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O- You bet, I've been
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practicing shooting and everything.
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Yeah, we noticed. So
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do you think this town
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is just goint to fall
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apart without you for
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two days?
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Haha, ho! Looks like your little
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brother Shabe? wants some air
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time too.
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Oh, that's not Shabe.
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2 That was Orel Puddington
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leaving on his annual hunting trip
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And now, as promised, a seromon
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by me, Reverand Buddy.
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I decided to gear today's special
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radio sermon to all you ladies out
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there who stay home and take
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care of things for the male
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head of the household.
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But even though your current
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duties may be a little on the trivial side ,
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at least most of you carry out
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your most important duty
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and gave birth to your
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husband's offspring.
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Hubby?
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Hubby?
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Hubby?
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There you are!
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And sonny.
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Hi family, sorry I'm late.
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Principal Bagey sure has me do a lot
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of adult things around the office.
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Even today, when there's no
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school or anything.
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It's crazy . He must
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be more adulter-er than anyone
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I know.
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Oh, that reminds me,
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I have a surprise for you,
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look! (giggling)
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Isn't it adulty?
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I like to think so .
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We should set a good
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adult example for our
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little sonny, here.
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Right,Sonny?
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Awe., you're so childy.
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All you family hungry?
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Yes?
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I'm starvish too.
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Well, it is just about swallow time.
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How about food cakes,
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with a side order of eat stew?
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Then we can wash it
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all away with delicious
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wet drinks.
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MMMmmm, this is going to be
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tummy for our yummies.
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Firstly, we must all pray
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for grace.
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Dear Lord, in Godland,
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bless this mess of
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delicious food.
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And thank you kindly
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for keeping our joyous
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family together under this
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one love filled roof.
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We all need people who
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aren't mean to me.
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And that don't act like they
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only care about doing
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dirty awful things to you.
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We need family
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because they care that I'm
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a real person, who has thoughts
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about sadness sometimes
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along with happy thoughts
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or scared or aloneness thoughts
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I feel thoughts of emotions
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and I need people to know that
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so,
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thank you for
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keeping this family in
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good shape
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the end for now
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while we eat, signed
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my family.
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Wow. My eye is really sweating up a storm here.
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Ok, let's eat.
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(dark music)
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(cat meowing low)
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(flicking sounds)
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(groaning)
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(lock latching and unlatching)
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gulping sound
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(shudders)
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(turns on the radio to hear abortion )
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(turns it off)
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(turns back on)
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(radio)
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kids are little miracles.
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Well, most children anyways.
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whistles, forget him
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that moron isn't doing anyone
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a favor.
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But most kids are little versions of
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us.
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it's amazing you can actually see
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us in them . I mean I just...
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Inturruping Reverand Buddy's
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what! what's going on ? I was actually enjoying
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this
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for this special news report:
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After only one month of incarceration
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the serial rapist Cecil Creeper
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was found dead in his cell.
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More on this later. Now back
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to Reverand Buddy's Sermon.
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Where was I ?
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Do you know what
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babies mean to God?
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Job security.
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That's right!
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Ba, you fool .
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Someday you'll discover that
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little babies are the Devil's
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scabies.
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(phone rings)
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I'm not home yet, I told
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you mother. Nine p of m. no sooner
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Phone ringing
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photographs says it alll
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what's your plan B?
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And don't worry about the mayor,
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He'll soon be in my
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back pocket,
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I'll show you that.
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oh, by the by,
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I want something special this
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timearound
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Are you listening?
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Fertilized. that's right
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fertilazed eggs,
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teaming with new life.
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Quit gagging man, and listen to me!
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I'll reward you thoroughly.
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Yes, yes i'll finally
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at long last allow
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you to gaze upon
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my cursed flesh you heathan.
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MM, quite dry, dry as a hen's .
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My mother saw to that.
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Speaking of whom, I'm
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hanging up.
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Don't fail me.
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Slams phone down.
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Phone rings,
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Hello mother.
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No I just got in
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well it shouldn"t have been
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Occupied. Perhaps you dialed
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erroniously.
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yes I heard some of it.
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Mother I hardly think the Reverand Buddy
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is sufficiently pious enough to even
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tackle the subject of
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original sin.
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Of course I'm more suited!
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What a question!
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My lack of eggs is
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not a hinderance.
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It is an asset.
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Don't push me down like that
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when you did this to me!
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Well, then what good was
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relieving me of my reproductive
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parts if I can't be
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an expert on the matter ?
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I was an infant when I had them.
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I was an infant when you had them removed.
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So from all intents and purposes
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I am immaculate
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from conception.
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I am not holier than thou, mother.
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But I am holier than you.
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(hangs up phone)
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(music plays)
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mm-mm-mm
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Mustard.
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I have to clean this out of the
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clean carpet, or it
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won't stay clean.
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huh?
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Ah!No!
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Honey, you can't!
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Not you!
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You can't ! You can't !
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And you did!
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(crying loudly)
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No!
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Don't !
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Not like everyone!
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Not you!
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You're special, you can't!
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)crying)
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Not with you.
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You''re different
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crying
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sirens
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radio recaps criminal on the prowl
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Reveran Buddy comes back
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let me stress, procreation
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slash children
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is what god invented to
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bring us together.
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to keep us from being alone
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cause dear friends being alone sucks
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been there done that
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not for me.
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