Fight Club 2 Auditions

Beeping

Off camera voice: nicholas cage

Welcome to the world of fight club

do not talk about fight club

I think this is a typo, i just said that

New voice: you're not beautiful or unique, you're the same as the k matter

you're the same as everybody else, expect fridays

off camera voice: bam margera

Fight you! Punch you!

yo whats up, welcome to the fight club!

go and punch me in the face as hard as you can, my names tyler burden I'm the same person

off camera voice: ben affleck

(in boston accent) his name is robert parson

this is fight club, ok? aaagh, ehhh

off camera voice: christopher walken

his name is robert parson

screw off with your sofa you and that-

off camera voice: this is batman

(in deep, hoarse voice) the first rule about flight club is to not talk about fight club

off camera voice: could you, uh, could you speak a little clearer please

right! the second rule of fight club is do not talk about fight club!

off camera voice: justin bieber

(in high voice) Hey guys! His name is Tyler Durden!

Hey, whats up? Im tyler durden

(in higher, faster voice) Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip

What is project mayhem

off camera voice: so its this club that they formed

Oh! Like, uh, gryffindor?

off camera voice: no

In this movie if i get punched in the face it will only be fake right?

this is my beautiful face

no body can tough my face

this chick, marla singer, does not have testicular cancer

off camera voice: dicaprio

(in quiet voice) we're in a dream right now

off camera voice: no we're not

how do you know?

off camera voice: Russell brand

woo! Whats up bum? (smacking sound)

His name is robert parson, his name is robert parson

so... this doesn't make any sense

she has, she has testicular cancer

in deep voice: ugghhh, i am playing the part of tyler durden

the two tyler durdens

off camera voice: no there's just one

Well, twins

we don't fight... we don't fight about fight club, we talk about it

(ruffled papers)

(singing) where is my mom? (crashing noise)

(inaudible mumbling with paper crumpling)

creamiest fat in the whole land

(whispering voice) do not talk about my cap

off camera voice: uh, I'm sorry, theres no way you're going to be in this movie

please? I think the children would love it

off camera voice: I think you're creeping everybody out and i think you would scare all children

aahh, yess

off camera voice: ace ventura

Ya love it! Do ya!

Just don't mess with the 'do fellas

(fake sound effects)

(heaving breathing)

(animated screaming) the first rule of fight club is do not, talk, about, the 'do

off camera voice: ace (cough) can you stop with the hairspray?

sure thing!

The first rule! I don't understand why i repeat myself

We have all these rules, we have three rules and with the first two it gets confusing

I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong