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THE SKEET FAIRY!

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    Ugh. I can't sleep! Worst blue balls ever!
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    Hello TimothyDeLaGhetto.
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    Who are you?
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    I'm here to help you with your blue balls.
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    Really? Sweet! You got condoms right? Cause I ran out.
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    No, no. You don't need any of those silly little rubber smelly intrusions.
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    I heard white bitches were clean! Sweet, let's go.
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    No TimothyDeLaGhetto, you're so silly. I am the skeet fairy.
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    Skeet fairy?
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    Yes, skeet fairy. All you have to do is say my name
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    and you'll automatically jizz your cute little turtle pants.
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    What's your name?
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    My name is Mary.
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    Mary.
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    Oh my god skeet fairy! That was amazing. Thank you.
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    Anytime, my horny little Asian man.
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    Hey thanks for coming out with me tonight.
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    I know, thanks for having me.
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    I'm sorry that I've taken so long. I've just been so busy.
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    It's all good. You wanna make out?
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    You know, I think maybe we should just take it a little bit slower.
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    I was just gonna kiss you, you know, it's not like I was asking you to marry me.
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    Did someone say Mary?
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    No no I didn't-
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    Timothy, did you just..?
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    No no I was-
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    You are disgusting.
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    Damn you skeet fairy!
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    So yeah, Father, those are my sins of the week.
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    (laughs) Well at least she was legal this week.
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    I know right?
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    Well just give me 3 hail mary's and we should be good.
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    Oh that's it? Oh only 3 hail mary's, good to-.
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    Boo-yah!
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    My son, are you-? You're fucking gross kid.
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    Skeet fairy!
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    Merry Christmas Tim.
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    Yeah..
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    Hey Tim merry Christmas!
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    You too man.
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    Hey Tim. Merry Christmas?
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    Word.
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    For real? I said merry christmas to you, you can't say merry christmas back?
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    No man, you don't understand.
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    No I understand. Mr. Hollywood's too good to say merry christmas to people.
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    No, it's just.. I'm trying not to-
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    Not to show any love and emotion to your friends? It's Christmas motherfucker!
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    No I can't say merry.
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    Oh shit!
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    Did someone say Mary?
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    You can't do this, skeet fairy. These are MY testicles.
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    Woah, you can't talk about your testicles all out like that.
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    Silly boy. They're MY testicles.
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    You can't make me skeet, you magical whore!
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    I can do what I want!
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    What's crackin' now, skeet fairy?
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    Who are you talking to man?
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    You exploded my dick, you dirty bitch!
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    What the F did I just watch? I know, guys, I'm thinking the same thing.
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    I hope you liked that video. It was actually shot by the new homies at Good Neighbor.
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    These guys are hilarious. You need to check out their channel.
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    Their videos are mad funny. I'm gonna be working a lot with these guys in the near future,
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    so subscribe to them. I hope you liked that video and I'll be in Australia next week.
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    More information on my channel. Love, peace, skeet and cheese.
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THE SKEET FAIRY!
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