Minecraft | I'M SO BAD AT SURVIVAL GAMES!!

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Hey everyone! It's Dan here and welcome back to another minecraft video

Where today we are on mineplex yet again

Because today we are actually we are going to be doing something a little bit different

Today we are going to be playing survival games

I know! I know!

I don't usually play survival games

and there is a reason

Because I am terrible

But I thought you know what? Lets have some fun

You never know what might happen

but first what I am going to do is I'm going to avoid this chicken that thinks it's okay to start laying eggs all about the place

and we are going to open some treasure because I have 52 mythical treasure chests

which is absolutely insane so lets open one of these bad boys and see what happens

So we need to open 4 in total and hopefully we get some really cool stuff

Who knows.... Now which ones
are we going to choose?

We are going to choose this one

Lets open this, We got a pig pet

It's a duplicate, it's a duplicate. I got a little bit happy there

Then we've got a rave shirt

Wait, Wait

I think I got the pants for that, that's awesome

Hello horse, How are you doing sir?

Uhhh.... We have to open this one as well

Which is a disk

And finally we got this which is a mooshroom pet, that is a duplicate as well

Okay we actually have the rave shirt, let me put that on a second

I think it's on this. Yeah, look we only need one more

Lets put that on, put that on, put that on an...nd there we go look!

We just need the shoes and we are done. Lets see if we can open another one and see if this is going to happen

Here we go, here we go

Lets see if we can open one

I wants...please please from the mythical treasure Gods please can I have the rave boots

Help me out zombie horse....You want me to pick this one? Here we go!

What is it?

Flesh hooks? Not too bad okay that's not too bad

We've got a wolf pet, that's a duplicate as well

I've got all the pets, why do I have so many pets?

Hahaha

We also got 78 TNT

And finally, this one!

This is melons, we've got 143 melons

Well at least we've got most of the kits, well that completely kicked me out and there's 2 zombie horse as well

But

Hopefully this little suit will give us some luck, are you crying horse?

Where did you go?

Is it you? One of the horses is crying

But anyway hopefully this outfit will give us some luck in the hunger games

Lets see how we do

We are going to do terribly aren't we?

Oh no I've got 6 seconds to choose 1

Lets go for, where's the TNT one?

The TNT one is on the other side Oh geez

Agh, I didn't even get to choose. The one I walked into is the one I have

Walk here, I have no idea but hey

Let's go for the middle and see what else happens and I think this is a 1.9 rule so swinging a sword real quick

ain't going to work too well

So I am nervous guys

I have never really done this before, One iron ingot

Fantastic! That's not even iron, it is gold

Now I think there is a cool down period

I'm not 100% sure but lets just get out of here

There are some chests over here

Okay, Okay. No!

I didn't mean to do that but hey we've got a chest here

Okay an ax, that's good

Is someone following me? I think someone is following me

Oh Jesus, this is bad. This is bad, this is bad news

Lets grab a boat, Why a boat?

Why do I need a boat? Just in case I need to get away real quick

Uhhh...oh my goodness

Okay this isn't too bad

Lets grab these and run

Ruuuuunnnnnn!!!!

Someone is going to hurt me, oh my goodness

Yup, Yup, Yup

I don't like this, I don't like this

Whose going to hurt me? You? You?

Okay he is trying to team with me

We can't do teams

This is solo...I am going to try to go down this tree

Here we go... Lets go down here

Annnndddd

hopefully we will find something

I think there is a guy... Oh Look!

Steve is dead! Ugh no! Steve has died

Why am I trapped down here? That's not bad

Oh! Did he fall off the cliff and die?

That's amazing

Such bad luck, Steve, Such bad luck

Ohhh... The enchanting table! I found it...okay

Lets put this down. Hopefully

Owe!

Someone hit me, someone hit me, someone hit me

We are going to die, we are going to die, we are going to die so quick, we are going to die so quick

Ugh...Noooooo

I knew that was going to happen, I so knew that was going to happen

I had to stop to put experience down...didn't I?

So what are we going to do this time is choose a class because last time we didn't have anything

I'm actually going to choose the bomber class because what you can do is you get given TNT that you can throw

And hopefully blowup unsuspecting people

or just throw it up in the air while your running and it will fall on the person and die

The only problem is I think we get targeted pretty badly

Which, uhhhh, isn't going to help us out at all

But we are going to try our best and see if we can beat up everyone else

You hear that? We are going to try and kill you TurtleAlex, whoever you are

Haha, oh my goodness what is happening here?

Oh geez that cow is riding that donkey with a zombie on it?

oh that's strange

I swear in the previous game I saw someone teleport towards the chest. That's a little bit fishy if you ask me

Now I am terrible at getting things quickly

So come on, come on, come on, come onnnnnn

And aekfjeaheg that was so quick

Ohhhh know, what am I going to do now?

Now I really want my TNT because that is going to be the only way I can get some pretty sweat kills

Oh geez, oh geez

Lets keep on running, keep on running. I don't like this map that much

Alright I got my throwing TNT

Probably should not have gone in the water

because my TNT isn't gonna be that effective.

Is someone hitting me?

What is that?

Someone's not hitting me. Okay, we're good.

Right, we've got a wooden axe, potatoes.
That ain't too bad at all.

Alright, let's grab this as well.

Ah, stone sword! Nice.

Let's go up here and I think we might
be able to throw some TNT on

some people. There's someone over there.

Uh, this is not a great place to be, is it?
It's terrible. Oh geez.

Um, are there any other chests in here?
There is another chest in here.

And I can shut this so I can stop people
from trying to get in.

Got a bow. It's a sword. Some other stuff.

Okay, we're not doing too bad.

I'm gonna put -- oh, I have a shield!
Okay, that's cool! I have a shield.

I'm not sure how to use my shield,
but look at me. I'm looking good.

I'm looking real good. Ah, that's cool.

Hunger Games has suddenly got
incredibly, incredibly tactical

because you're now got a sword,
which is insane.

We also have a player tracker as well.

But for now, I'm gonna keep myself
with my TNT, and oh jeez,

there's people here. There's people here.
There's people here.

Should we see if we can blow them up?
Let's see if we can blow them up.

You ready? Throw it. Throw it! Throw it!
Why isn't it throwing it?!

Throw it! There we go.

Oh! This might work. This might work! Go!
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!

Go go go go go go! Got him.

Oh jeez, right. I'm gonna guard.

Oh! That didn't even work!

Do you see how much damage he
did with the shield on?

That was insane. He only had a stone sword
as well. 23 damage!

With a stone sword? Really?

This time, I'm gonna try Beastmaster,
actually -- oh, which one do I choose?

I'm gonna try Beastmaster and if that

doesn't work, I'm gonna go with bomber again
'cause I think if you'll be able to spread out easily,

--'cause that map was kind of enclosed
by the water --

you can kind of, like, throw TNT inside a house
while someone's looting a chest,

and then blow them up. It's actually really
really cool.

But as you can see, I never claim to be
good at survival games whatsoever.

I'm actually the polar opposite.
I am terrible, absolutely terrible

at survival games. But, we're gonna give
it another go.

Come on! Come on, we can do this!
We can do this!

Let's try and grab something at least.

Go! Go go go go! Run for your life!

Alright, let's grab -- oh jeez

No no no, not too bad,
not too bad.

I'm gonna get outta here.

Let's put on this and run!
Run for your life!

Someone -- you can throw the TNT
at the beginning!

That's an amazing idea!
I didn't think of that.

I don't know why I didn't, and
I don't know why I came this way.

But it seems to be working out so far.

Oh, I don't like this. I've got some eggs.

I thought that was a good thing for a second
but I've been playing a lot of

Sky Wars recently.

Oh jeez, no this is bad. This is bad.
This is bad. Why am I down here?

I don't want to dieeeeeeee

Nice!

Okay, let's see if anyone's following.
I think we're okay.

It's kind of weird having the shield there
because -- oh there's a guy here.

Let's at least get one kill. Let's at least
get one kill.

Let's sneak up on him.

Oh, he's there! No, he's got an axe!
He's got an axe!

Let's get him!

What? Oh, he's Ground n Pound.
Okay, right.

Is that my wolf or his?
I don't even know.

Let's just try to get him. There
we go! Nice!

Is this mine? Hello, can you get up please?
Get up!

Okay, I don't even know what's going on.

Let's uh spawn this guy. Come on!
Wolf! Come here! Come here!

I don't know! Oh jeez, I hit him!
I didn't mean to!

(laughs) I don't know what I'm doing!

Alright le'ts close this door and
grab some loot, shall we?

Let's put that on. And stone sword.
Not too shabby.

Got some eggs, got some stuff. And quick,
uh, there we go.

Okay, my dog is back. Nice.
So, we can use right click

to show our dog to people.
That dog just confused me.

That's what happened here.
That's what happened here.

Dog, can you come in? Dog?
Dog, where are you?

Are you coming to help me?

I don't even know.

I have no wolf cubs. Why? Why
have they abandoned me?

Ha ha ha

My wolf cubs have abandoned me already.

Right, let's keep a keen eye out for
what's going on here.

We need to regen. We also need to
grab some chests.

Oh, jeez. There's a guy right there.

There's a guy right there. Is he gonna
attack me?

My wolf's right here. Okay, I have a wolf now.

He's kind of sliding along on his butt
but um that's okay. That's fine.

As long as he protects me.

Where is -- okay, I've gotta pledge --

Okay there's a guy right there.
Is he gonna get me?

Is he gonna get me?
Should I get him?

I'll get him. I thought he had gold armor
because he is gold! Oh man!

Right, I'm gonna try and get him.

Go dogs go!

I haven't got a wolf cub? Am I supposed to use my
bone on him? I think I am but

I haven't been able to yet.

Come on, come on, come on.
I'm gonna take him down.

I'm gonna take him downtown.

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

Come on! (laughs) This is so annoying!

Did I get him? Oh, I got him.

Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

I'm putting myself out in the open
now though, which is bad.

Get him! Get him! Get him!
Get him! Get him! Come on!

Yes! I got him! He had nothing on me.

I'm gonna get you as well.
Let's get this guy too.

There's someone behind me,
which is bad. Oh jeez.

Let's just keep on going.

If only -- uh, no he had mushroom stew.

Oh! Oh! That was close!
Come on! I can get him!

I can get him! I can get him.
He's definitely not got any items on him

because he would've used them by now
surely.

Now the mushroom! Ah!
Maybe he has!

Maybe he has! Oh!
He comes out with the sword!

Okay! He lured me! He lured me!

No, there's someone behind me! I'm gonna
die. I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna give up. I'm gonna give up.

Oh jeez, there's a guy here too.
I'm so dead. I'm so dead.

I'm so dead! I'm scared! Ah!
He's Ground n Pound too!

I'm outta here! Hopefully those guys
fight and I am safe.

Let's see. I think I'm safe.
I think I just survived that.

Right, let's stay here. Let's munch on this.

Where's my wolf? Where is my wolf?
I desperately need the wolf!

There's a supply drop incoming, now those
have really really good stuff in them,

if you haven't played survival games before.
And what they have is -- oh!

Those two people just came right beside me!
Oh my goodness!

Can I eat this pork chop please?
Why is this not working?

Pork chop! I need this for my health.
What is going on? I'm just gonna

have to eat this instead, aren't I?
Just gonna eat rotten flesh.

I have no idea what's going -- oh hey!
You finally decided to come here!

What do I do? Why are you not taming?
This is so weird. 'Scuse me sir?

'Scuse me. Okay, right, I'm just gonna
leave the wolf.

Ah! No no no no!

Why?

The wolf distracted me.

I'm going for bombs. Forget this.
I'm going for bombs.

Give me the bombs. Right, let's do some
practice, shall we?

Let's go into -- that's Mounts. I want Gadgets.

Gadgets, TNT... So this is my plan.
I'm gonna run around and

boom! I'm gonna run around and boom!
I'm gonna run around and boom!

Blow you all up, you little punks.
There you go! Take that!

Take that, you chumps! Ha ha!

So um I'm definitely living up to being
terrible at survival, Hunger Games,

Whatever you wanna call it.

I'm sorry! I'm trying to get better.
The only way to get better is to practice!

I did kill two people in the previous
one though. I did kill two people.

Right, here we go. We should have TNT
this time. Shouldn't have dogs that

just disobey us, which was terrible.
I might've done better if I had dogs

because when they attack, get attacked,
or when you get attacked, they go and bite.

Ooh, this is a classic. This is a classic. I might just
run away. I might just run away.

I'm gonna do that. I'm outta here!
I'm outta here! I don't wanna talk to

any of you guys ever again. Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!

Two!

One!

Outta the gates!

Okay, how many people are following?
I don't think anyone's following

but I'm gonna run as far as I can,
away from here.

Grab that.

Okay, we're good. We're good.
We're good. Anyone behind?

No on behind. Awesome! Okay!

Let's grab... Oh jeez, let's grab this
chest right here.

It has an ax. It has an ax.

I left the boots. That's okay~

I panicked a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.

Okay, I'm feeling a little bit better
about this one.

Is anyone here? No~

Okay, I've got -- ugh, I thought I had
the boots! I didn't!

I have uh the helmet! Okay, I'm a
terrible person.

But at least we kind of got
away from the crowd.

I keep thinking that's someone hitting me.

We got away from the crowd. We should be
good to take this.

We got some food. We got some enchanting.

Okay, let's try and find some more,
and then we're good.

Okay, let's try and wait this one out.
Let's be more patient this time.

And then see if we can at least get more
than two kills. Ha Ha!

Okay, there's someone down there,
but they've got gold armor --

oh there's two people down there.
Let's see if we can sneak up on them.

I said be patient but I think I'm gonna go in.
I think I'm gonna go in.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

I don't think there's anyone following me.

Let's see if we can do this. Let's sneak.
Let's sneak

Someone's got a fishing rod.
I heard it.

Where did they go?

Did they go in here?

Did they? There they are! There
they are!

Let's try and get in on this!

Here we go! Let's take them out!

No no no no! No no no!

You come here you punk!

Right, I'm just gonna take this stuff
instead. Ha ha ha!

Okay, we scared him off!
We scared somebody!

It must've been my scary face!

Oh jeez, wheat. I don't really need that.

Um actually, I should probably take that.

He's coming back! He's coming back for
vengeance! Please don't hurt me!

Ha ha! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!

Sir, rest in peace.

Ooh, that's not too bad.

I got the steak as well, but I missed it.

Okay, there's someone coming...

There's someone coming. No! No! No!

No teaming! We can't team! He's gonna
throw it at me.

No teaming! I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
buddy, I'm sorry.

I'm not that sorry. Someone's behind me.

Okay, let's do this and then, let's throw...
TNT here, and then turn around

and he should be dead! Yep! He's scared
He's definitely scared!

Okay, let's throw another one...

There we go.

I don't want to be near you, sir! Ha ha!

He's trying to fishing rod me.
I can hear him.

I can hear him trying to fishing rod me.
You will never catch me!

I'm like the fish that should never be caught.

Haha.

Guys I don't know why, but look!

I can't eat stuff. Why can't I eat stuff?

That's so mean! You can't just do that to
someone who's got two pieces

of hunger missing.

Oh jeez, here he is. See if we can
sneak up on him.

This is where the TNT will come in
really nice.

Let's see if we can sneak up on him.
Throw TNT on him, and de-slice(?) him.

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.

I don't want him to spot me.

Here we go. Here we go.

Huh!

(explosion)

That almost worked. That almost worked.

He's back! He's back!

He's running away again. Haha, okay
that's fine.

Right, there's a supply drop incoming,
but we're nowhere near strong

enough to go near that, so let's just see
what we got going down here.

There's nothing. Okay, we're stuck. Great!

Guys, guys, guys!

We're in the top five!

That's a win for me. That's a win.

We've done well surviving. We've done a
little combat as well.

We've done a little bit of combat. We
haven't been shying away from everything.

Oh jeez, the borders. I forgot
about the borders.

I forgot about them borders.

Is someone... Who is that?
Who is that?

Is that just the borders making noise?
Because it's scaring me.

It's scaring me a lot.

Let's see if we can just quickly loot these
before we get killed by the borders.

It's been looted already.

Oh no! No no no no no! I don't like those
explosions.

Are you throwing TNT?

That's very rude. Very rude indeed.

Right, we're down to the last four.

I'm guessing... Are we gonna go all the
way down to the five minutes that

are left? There's a chest refill
in two minutes.

Okay, let's see if there's anyone.

Anyone gone for this one yet?

Ugh, that's not great. I've got a
fishing rod though.

I'm not too great with a fishing rod,
whether it's fishing or slapping

someone with it. I'm literally terrible.

Type" /dn" to start Deathmatch.
Oh no it's starting!

I was thinking about it but then --
no, no, don't do that.

I was thinking about it and then realized
that uh they've chosen for me.

That's fine.

Okay, as long as we've got a decent amount
of hunger, we could start popping

of with this -- oh, hello sir.
I'm sorry for your loss.

Um, we could start popping off with
the TNT as soon as we go in.

I might just wait it out for a little bit.
Let's just uh get stocked up

on the ole hunger, and then -- why isn't
it letting me eat?

It only lets me eat chicken for some reason.
It won't even let me eat chicken!

Why? Can you not like overeat?

Deathmatch. Oh, there's a guy there.
I though there was a guy there.

Okay, anymore chests in here?

Let's see if we can grab something awesome
from here.

Gold helmet, tunic. Okay, we haven't actually
got one of those, which is good.

Fifteen seconds. Right, let's start this.

Let's try and eat an apple again.

I'm definitely missing something.

Right, here we go!

Deathmatch is coming in.

I'm gonna throw TNT all over this place.
All over this place.

Let's see if this works. Here we go.

There are three people. This is good.

This is good. I think.

He's got this guy...

I don't know, I don't know.

Did he go invisible?

Okay, he didn't. That's good. Haha.

It's good that there's like a thing going
on as well.

I'm just gonna wait it out. I haven't got
really anything good.

No. Stay away from me. Stay away.

He wants to team. No teaming bro!

No teaming. You can't team.

Everyone's like on a standoff.
No one wants to fight.

No one wants to fight.

I'm gonna throw this at you.
(explosion)

And you're gonna run away.

Awesome.

Okay, you run away from me, and I'll
just chill and see what happens.

(laughs) I'm scared guys! I'm scared!
Don't blame me.

Don't blame me.

I'm coming for him. I'm coming for him.

Okay, I've got two...

Okay, let's try this. There we go.

Oh! They used Ground n Pound
on each other.

Okay... There we go. There we go

No no no no! No no no!

You get back near that TNT you punk!

Ooh! Ooh! This is gonna be an intense
Deathmatch.

I think I can hear them fighting
each other.

We at least come in the top three, which
is really really good.

Wait, did this guy die?

I have no idea who that was.

I need to check if I've got any sword or
anything.

There's someone behind me.

Right, I need that sword quick.

Sword! Sword!

He's scared of me! Okay, that's good
that he's scared of me.

Let's put those on. Uh no shoes.

Okay, I haven't got any shoes.
I've got a shield though.

Let me eat this, quick. Quick
quick quick.

Yes! It let me eat it this time.

Oh, this is intense! I don't like this!

They're fighting. They're fighting.

They're Grounding n Pounding each other.
It seems like Ground n Pound is

what most people use, and I can see why.
It's really really good.

Where's my TNT? No no no no no no!

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Ow! I just got smacked by the border!

Just throw it up. There we go. There we go.
There we go. There we go.

If I can blow someone up that would be
epic, but it looks like these guys are

going down and going into it.

Come on!

Explosions! Explosions! Explosions!
Explosions! Explosions!

Did it work? -- ah!

No I knew that was gonna happen.

Right, I needed to use the borders to
get away then.

I am so dead. I am so dead. I am so dead.

Aw, the borders are closing in!

I'm dead. Guys, I am so dead.

If I can get closer -- oh jeez,
did someone die?

Alright, we're second! We're second!
That's good enough for me.

That's good enough for me.

Aaah, no! (laughs)

GG. I came second.

I'm so proud of myself. I didn't kill anyone.
I did some combat, did some TNT

throwing, but there you go! I came second
and I claim to be terrible at

Hunger Games.

Yes! Woo!

Guys, that Deathmatch was a big ole
mind game.

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some more survival games.

So I can practice and get better at being
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