BRADA AUDITION - JURASSIC PARK

-All I do is this? Like that?

Director: Ah, don't worry about it. Just roll tape.

-Take #1.

I never been to an audition before eh?

Director: Never?

-No, never, no, no, no

Just read the lines yeah?

Director: Uh-huh.

-Oh, it's unreal bruh. It's unreal.

My name is Jeffrey and I'd like to scrap somebody bro.

But I'm not going to scrap nobody 'cause I'd like to be in your movie film.

But I can scrap!

Okay shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot

You guys remaking the Jurassic Park or this is a new Jurassic Park? What?

Oh, a sequel to the Jurassic Park?

Oh, bruh. Okay, shoot shoot shoot shoot.

That's unreal bro, that's unreal.

Who am I playing? Dr. Ian Malcom.

Oh bruh, I never been a doctor before, bruh! That's cool!

Director: In like a New York accent.

-New York? Yeah bro.

I've never been to New York bruh.

But I'd like to go. Probably lots of honeys over there yeah?

(chuckles)

Nah nah nah nah nah just kidding.

I'm just kidding. Sorry about that eh?

Okay.

What we did, bruh, is we took the DNA from the mosquito

and you make the dinosaurs like that.

That's crazy, bruh. That's some scientific stuff.

You think we could really do that bruh? That would be unreal bruh.

Oh yeah the script.

Welcome to Yurassic Park! Welcome to Yurassic Park!

Director: JUHrassic.

-JUH. Oh sorry.

That's a hard word to pronounce yeah?

Welcome to Jurassic Park! Come inside bruh. Ride the dinosaurs.

Is that for real?

Director: Well they won't be real dinosaurs.

-Yeah you guys put them in a computer yeah? After.

Okay I'm gonna pretend I see the dinosaur.

Oh this guy is big! Fat!

Unreal bruh. That's unreal.

Oh is that a dinosaur over there?! Oh!

He's going to eat me yeah?

Director: He's gonna eat you. You're terrified.

-Oh! Brah! I'm scared of this guy!

Hey back up, you!

I lick dinosaurs like you!

Director: Can you stick to the script?

-Oh yeah.

All major theme parks have delays-

What dinosaur, huh? You small baby dinosaur. I'm not scared of you.

Oh! Down for the count.

I tap him out huh?

You get that dinosaur? I get him by his shoulder right here.

Pin him down. He can not move yeah?

He's trying to scratch me brah but I hold the dinosaur down.

No can move bruh and then he just go to sleep bruh.

Stupid dinosaur. I hate dinosaurs!

Okay so yeah.

Director: I think uh..

-So you guys gonna call me or something like that?

Director: Yeah we will uh.. we'll be in touch.

-Okay sure. You guys like my number?

You guys can hit me up on Facebook too.

I go on Facebook. I'm all about the social media yeah?

Thanks guys. This was cool. Do I go out here? This way?

Director: Uh yep.

-Oh wait I never find..

Director: Keep looking.

-How do I get out of here bruh?

Oh pterodactyl flying over there!

-Ay BJ!

-You better give me my la-la boy.