BRADA AUDITION - DA AMAZING SPIDERMAN

- State your name please -

I'm from Hawaii, the state of Hawaii

- No, your name -

Spiderman, the Peter Parker guy

he uh, eats spiders yeah?

- No, he was bitten by a spider -

So he's Peter Spiderman

In a real world… I don't like spiders, man

You ever see that king spiders, bra?

as fat my hand, bra, up on the wall, bra

I don't have to deal with any spiders
in this movie, yeah?

- No no no no, just -

'cause I'm the spider man

- you just need to read the script -

Hello Gwen, I am Peter Spiderman

nice to meet you

Is this girl hot or ugly?

I kiss this girl or what?

- Yeah, we'll see -

Can I mac on this girl?

- Just read the script -

Suck face, yeah?

[as girl voice]
Oh, how's it going, Peter spiderman?

[as girl voice]
Ooo you look nice today

I turn into a spider, yeah?

[as girl voice]
Spiders is gross.

No no! I'm a real spider
I'm just a person, but

can shoot webs eh?

Ok, can he fight a lizard yeah?

What kind of lizard?
A like iguana, or like gillamonster?

I'm gonna choke hold you,
like you put 'em in

This is nice, bro

Hoooo, so what?

You guys want me to crawl around
like a spider, 'kay, yeah?

- No, he more of swings around on webs -

Am I going to have to jump
off the building

Because, you know,
I'm still kind of scared of heights, yeah

I'm not a puss, but, you know

if I have to be jumping off the buildings
and stuff like that

- Nah, we'll have CGI people -

I've seen that before, CGI Miami, yeah?

Oh, like, this is
like a dream came true, bra

honest, bra

- Yeah, did you always want to
play Spiderman? -

No, I just always wanted to
audition for a movie

- Can you pretend to be
swinging from a building? -

Swinging from a building?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Fww Psss Ohhhhhh
Oh! I'm swinging from a building

this is the craziest thing to happen
in the world!

Side shooter right here

Swwih Woah!

Swih swih

Watchout!

I eat flies

I'll catch the fly in my web, yeah?

I waiting for a fly to come into my web

Spiders is like vampire, yeah?
'Cause they suck the blood

Can I keep this?

- Uh, no -

Bra, can I please keep this, bra?
It's sweet cool

- We need it for the next audition -

Can I just borrow it for tonight,
bring it right back tomorrow morning?

Bra, this is unreal, bra, this is unreal

- No you cant have the suit. We need it -

Yeah, yeah. Roger, Roger, Roger

You guys get instagram?

Haha my brothers and friends are going to

think this is so sick, bra

(ding)

Oh, it's recording video, sorry, sorry

- Can you hurry up? We have a bunch of
people coming, you know -

Yeah, yeah, just okay, 'kay
Switch 'em back to camera

(camera shutter)

Haha bra

So what, you guys gonna call me later

something like that, yeah?

- Yeah, sure,
we have your number somewhere -

Roger, roger, roger, roger

Shush guys, um

See you guys