JACK SPARROW Auditions for Jerry Maguire!

You're coming with me!

No, the line is "Who's coming with me?"

YOU'RE coming with me!

Nicholas Cage...

Show me the money!

Where is it?

Bam Margera...

BISON! laughs

You already had my attention the first
time you walked in this thing,

and you said "Hey, what's up-"

That's not the line. Stick to the script.

I was just sticking to the script, yeah.

You had me the first time you said "Hey".

You had me at "Hello". Yes, you did. Haha.

Ben Affleck...

Just, uh... want you to shut up.

Just... I wanna know if any of you guys
are coming with me right now.

I'm not gonna do what you guys think I'm
gonna do.

It's just like, flip out.

Christopher Walken...

OHHH! SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Sh-shut up. Shut your mouth.

This is Batman...

Show...me... the money.
phone rings

Oh... hold on a second.
Yes, Commissioner?

Justin Bieber...

Sings Show meeee the moneyyyy!
Baby, I looooove you!

You... complicate me.

The line is "You complete me".

Oh, right. Like I am a puzzle with a
missing piece,

and I am looking for my soulmate to fill
the void in my life.

You... fill my hole.

DiCaprio...

You wanna get outta the dream, you have
to come with me.

You had me... at hello.
We're dreaming right now.

Where are you getting these lines? They're
not in the movie.

I got all my stuff.

This is the one and only Russell Brand!

Watch out, winky! laughs

I got- I just did- I just did got-
I did get fired, right then.

Is anybody coming with me?
Shall I just go out and leave?

So who wants to come with me? OOH!

Burps Shut up! You had me at "Hello".

Ace Ventura...

OH YEAH!

Now I'm not gonna do what everybody THINKS
I'm gonna do.

Which is just like, gibberish,
manic laughter

Who's coming with me?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!.........
had me at "Hello".

Jack?

(Mad Hatter) In brightest day and blackest
night,

No evil shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power- Green Lantern's light!

Alice, is that you?