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--[Chad] Hey, what's up everybody?
Chad Parker here.
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What's up Culver Crew? (hits table)
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Something has been
brought to my attention !
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Let's just take a look!
(on TV) is there anywhere better
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Whooa... what am I watching?
(laughs) Is this guy on acid.
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(on TV) A Smear Campaign
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A Smear Campaign?
What are you in the third grade?
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What's that... GundoArmy!!
Is that some kind of a club?
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It an Army...
That's just a little..
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I don't know..unsettling.
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--[Interviewer] are you not wearing pants?
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These are my chubbies.
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(on TV) Chad Parker.. he sucks.
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What the...
Let him know he sucks!!!
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On what? What am I sucking on?
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No Homo !!
(music)
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Ooh My God
(on TV) Where in the world is El Segundo
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Bakersfield No
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Palmdale No
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What are you Mickey?
Are you a real estate agent,
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Or are you Britney Spears !!
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What am I looking at..
Those are Breasts!!
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Am pretty sure most of the people
watching the show are kids
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Multiple Breasts
(music)
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Rotate 3D
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What is the Rotate 3D thing at the end?
I don't get that?
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Was that supposed to be joke,
or you are trying to be funny.
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--[Interviewer] What Rotate 3D?
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--[Chad] At the end it said Rotate 3D
and it was rotating in 3D.
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Rotate 3D was saying Rotate 3D
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Look into your
soul Mickey !!
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and figure out what the (beep) you are.
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--[Interviewer] He is like
a producer on the show.
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Wait he is a producer on the show
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So on buying Ads for
Culver City on the show
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And the producer of the show
was making this shit
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[Interviewer] the company is like
comedy company
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and is called Jash.
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Mickey Meyer, there he is!
You got yourself a Wikipedia !
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Don't you Mickey (whoooo).
So just explain to me
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if you are Digital media producer
why are you trying to tell
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everybody about the shithole
that is El Segundo?
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This is not acceptable !
You back off with the camera
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You are sometimes too close Jack
No Homo or anything like that
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but you get close.
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--[Interviewer] Are you done
showing Mickey?
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--[Chad] I guess ya, am not going to
stay on another Man, alright.
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No Homo or anything,
am just trying to figure this out.
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--[Interviewer] Do you want me to cut out
you saying no homo a lot?
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because you've been saying it a lot.
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--[Chad} I have been?
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--[Interviewer] yeah you say it,
this is like the third time
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do you want me to cut that out in the edit
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or leave that in?
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--[Chad] Just..I don't ..I don't know.
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I am just saying no homo
because I mean no homo
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--[Interviewer] Right.
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--[Another voice] It's way like
I have been fully watched.
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A lot of times, way too long.
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--[Chad] I am not watching it either.
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Okay and am not advertising on this
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and nobody's seeing this shit.
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You know what
am going to do?
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I am going to refuse. Okay,
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Because am going make
a kickass music video
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I will call up Katy Perry,
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Luke Chris, or Jerry Seinfeld.
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Ya, Chad Parker
Ya, I see him, ya we had coffee
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It's going to be super big promoted cover
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But it's going to be chart topper Dj Calin
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Ya Champagne, over and over stuff
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Glad to have you on board.
Okay baby (muah muah)
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(laughs)
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So already Jerry
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--[Interviewer] Seinfeld
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--[Chad] Ya..
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--[Interviewer] So you think
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I could grab a selfie with him?
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--[Chad] Well that's kind off.. you know
Actually I want to send a message to Kasim
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Okay.
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--[Interviewer] It looks good.
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Right here, there's bathroom!
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I wanna look intimidating. Okay.
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--[Interviewer] Do you want me
to frame out?
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The shorts are in.
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--[Chad] These aren't shorts, Jack.
These are chubbies. Very expensive.
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--[Interviewer] Chubbies.
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--[Chad] Right. (coughs)
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So you are going to film this
and send it Kasim, okay?
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--[Interviewer] okay.
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--[Chad] Hey! what's up Kasim?
How's it going man? (ahhhh)
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We talked on the phone and
you know emailed a couple of times
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but a..a listen it's just not working out
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no disrespect to you but,
but your producer is telling me
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that I suck and has some army after me.
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It's just a.. something I
find very unprofessional
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so am going to pull out.
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Good Luck to you guys.
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Just gonna find somewhere else
to spend my money on my Ads
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ah.. may be a show that's
actually going by rule.
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Thanks for watching the Vlog guys.
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Don't forget to follow me
on my social medias
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realrealestatechad
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right down here
#culvercrew
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Let's blow this thing up.
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See you guys soon.
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We're going to make a massive music video
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And take it out of the blow
like we always do. Booo!!
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[Music]
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--[Interviewer] And you are going
to promote
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my like travel, instagram title?
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--[Chad] No am not gonna
promote travel, instagram.
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[Music]