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Look,
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mom
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dad,
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before you meet Mary...
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Yes, what is it son?
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I think she might be pregnant
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Gasps
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with emotions right now
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because she's been looking forward to
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meeting you guys for a long time
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so please be nice.
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And also,
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we're having a child...ish fight right now
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pretty much about nothing.
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Just that... Well...
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She's having my baby...
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brother pick her up right now.
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You know, your other son?
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Sighs of relief
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Because I was here helping you guys set up
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I couldn't get her and she can't drive
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because... well...
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she's growing a fetus right now
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Loud gasps
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You know, fetus as in feet fungus,
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she has this terrible feet fungus that-
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Son please just-
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we can't take this any more
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Please just bring her in.
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Oh, yeah, sure
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These are my parents
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Oh, hi! It's so nice to meet you!
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More loud gasps
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Oh, oh no, oh no no no, don't worry,
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she's just fat.
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Gasp
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Alright,
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who's ready for thanksgiving dinner baby!
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Cheers Yeah! Thanksgiving! Woohoo!
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Giving thanks... Uh...
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Santa Claus and uh presents and uh...
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Sorry, I'm from the UK so...
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We do have MASH, you know...
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What's wrong Ryan?
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What, are you not hungry?
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Excuse me, sir!
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Do you happen to have any food on you?
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No, sorry
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I mean, I am, I just...
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I can't eat until I make things right.
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Inspiring music in background
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Look man, sorry about earlier today.
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I,
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you asked me if I had food on me
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I said no but I really did have food on me
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And I'm sorry,
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I should've never lied to you and well,
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sigh you probably need this more than I do
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Glass shattering
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Alright, who's ready
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for some thanksgiving football?
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Cheers Woohoo! Football, football!
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What?! They're not supposed to be
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carrying the ball with their hands!
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Uh, sorry...
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Still from the UK It's not real football.
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Oh, hey Ryan, did you get the yams?
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Yams?
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Oooh! Yams!
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I thought you said jams.
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No, but we could use some jams
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for the biscuits your mother's baking.
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Music from the radio
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Oooh, those. Those jams.
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C'mon, tell me it does not look like this.
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Kind of, right?
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Look, it even has a little detail, like,
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its like parts where it caves in like this
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And I was like, 'Push hard!'
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and you release and you push hard again
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Like, you know you see the,
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see the... You know? No?
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The corn?
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Alright, I'll keep working on it.
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Oh hey Ryan, did you get the yams?
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Yams?
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Oh, yams! I thought you said hams!
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Actually,
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we could use some hams so that uh-
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Music comes on
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Ham radio
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Okay, uh, before we get it started,
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uh, mom, dad...
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Yes? What is it son?
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Go on, tell them.
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We have some wonderful news.
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Oh!
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Liz and I, we're having a baby
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What?
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What?
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I thought you guys would be happy for us.
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That is your sister!
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Oh hey Ryan, did you get the yams?
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Yams?
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Oh yams!
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I thought you said can
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You actually did it!
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You picked up the can of yams!
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Yams? No.
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These are the new jams in a can.
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By Yamaha
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Music starts playing from the can
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Dad, I'm scared.
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Don't worry son, if one of us gets chosen
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It's a good thing
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It means you're... Special.
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Dad, last year mommy got chosen
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And we haven't seen her since
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Because now our wings really work
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And she flew away
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And if you get chosen, well
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You'll just be flying with her too
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Enthusiastic gasp Really?!
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So you mean I could really fly too?
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Well, well, well, what do we have here?
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Mumbles understandable things
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Screaming No, please! Son! Son!
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It's okay daddy,
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I'm gonna be with mommy soon
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No! Please! Take me instead!
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That's right, you're gonna be with mommy,
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You're gonna be with mommy.
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Quiet sobs
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Hi, I'm Ryan Higa
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We make a lot of jokes here
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at the Ryan Higa Production Company
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But the one thing we don't joke about :
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Killing.
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Gunshots
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Turkeys.
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That is, killing turkeys.
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We don't joke about that.
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So this thanksgiving,
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do the right thing and remember :
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turkeys are humans too.
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So from all of us at RHPC
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And speaking on behalf of all the turkeys
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all over the world,
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thank you.
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Oh, no no no, this is-this is not a turkey
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This is just a chicken
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Just looks like one because its really fat
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Ugh! Well I never! Nobody calls me fat!
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Hey! Chicken, chicken come back here!
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You know I didn't mean it like that
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Well, if you're gonna go
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can you at least pick up
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more jams in the can?
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We're about to run out.
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Well, well, well
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Thank you guys so much for watching
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If you want to see bloopers
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and behind the scenes,
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click the one on the right
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If you want last week's video,
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click the one on the left.
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And if not, then
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well, well, well, laughs cut!