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OK so, this is for the red states.
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Stupid.
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[laughter from the crowd]
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My uncle Melvin is stupid.
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He voted for George Bush
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hell, he voted for Bush Sr.
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when something like this, read my lips, no new taxes.
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That time, like this time, the Democrats were not speaking a working people's language.
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Oh sure, their candidates' arguments were all nuanced and complex
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but what the hell does that mean to my uncle Melvin?
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Whose parents sat him in front of a television since before he could walk, why?
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Because it's the option for exhausted labourers.
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People whose hands will never fully soften
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no matter how much pumice they apply the skin grows that way.
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People keeping the bunion pad companies in business
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from standing in bad shoes on assembly lines for lifetimes.
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People whose primary source of entertainment is, no stretch, the television.
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Because after a day on your feet what a body needs is rest.
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Exercise is something people do who sit at computers all day.
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It was from the television that my uncle Melvin learned to absorb information
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in highly emotional, over-simplified soundbites,
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so his very head works that way,
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but because he's stupid? No.
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Because he's brainwashed.
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Brainwashed and kept poor by underpaying his labour
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from the time he dropped out to support his sisters
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to today, when he can't even afford to buy his wife a proper set of teeth.
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I'm not kidding here, and it isn't funny.
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My aunt Juanita has permanent sores in her mouth from her ill-fitting dentures
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which by the way without them?
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she can't even go to the bathroom in the night for fear of someone seein' her.
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Shame comes standard in my family.
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My uncle Melvin is powerless to purchase his wife some relief
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but we offer him a presidential "choice":
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a guy with a fancy education or someone who sounds like a down home boy promising no new taxes,
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no more bite out of this backbone that ain't gonna outlast the mortgage on the trailer.
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This is not fiction.
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The trailer is white and he'd like to get a fence to keep the rabbits out of the pansies.
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Melvin is gonna vote his pocketbook.
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Cause maybe Juanita can get some teeth.
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Think about your own.
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Touch them with your tongue.
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Now imagine the person you love the most live without them.
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Face the world and try to feel beautiful or worthy.
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Melvin is gonna vote for the guy who promises to put more power in his pocket.
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If the Democrats haven't learned that yet, then they're the dummies not the people who didn't vote for them.
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Have I mentioned that my aunt Juanita can't read.
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I am a slim generation away from not being able to decipher my own ballot.
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But yeah, Melvin responds to over-simplified, deep-fried versions of the truth, but why?
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Cause it's been his diet for as long as he can remember.
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"Have some turkey" he says to me at Thanksgiving
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and then he covers the gap in his own smile with his palm.
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I slather my potatoes in Juanita's gravy,
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and for shame will not interject my opinion
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when at his table in front of his bounty he asks me to bow my head and pray, why?
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Because what right do I have to judge their source of hope, really?
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During Grace, I know that my uncle's god is someone who hates me and my depraved coastal ways,
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so once again I am torn.
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Acutely aware of how far apart are both my homes
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My hand in Melvin's my cheek warms with cowardice
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over having left my whole family behind in search of my own freedom.
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Just as quick, the other cheek cools with dread at the hate that is blooming in my new home
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from stealth bias and a full body disgust
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my liberal friends are condemning entire red regions as idiots incapable of nourishing themselves
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out of the rickets that has rotted their brains.
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Not new, certainly, but shocking as hell out of the mouths of people with whom I shared values.
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More than ever, I am straddling two boats hell bent of rowing in opposite directions.
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I wake up sweaty with the pressure to choose and choking on the privilege it is to have the option in the first place.
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Some days, I am side by side with my chosen, if depraved, queer family.
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Damn right, I say, fucken homophobes.
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I think about the last public hate crime that happened in my midwest town and feel sick.
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Two gay men, sleeping, wake to find their house being painted with "FAGGOTS GO HOME".
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When I think about how this coulda happened, I remember who used to live there.
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The Geiger girls,
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whose father and uncle worked around silos all their lives.
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But during the 80's farm crisis "accidentally" walked into one,
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where overcome by fumes each died in his brother's arms so their families might make it on the insurance money.
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Which they did for about a decade before Jim and Joseph looking for a weekend refuge from the city
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bought the whole farm plus house for a screamin' deal.
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As artists they had plans to redecorate.
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And I quote: "Have these people ever heard of PAINT??"
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Yeah, we have.
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And sometimes what gets called homophobia is a little more complicated than that.
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Closer to home, I think about my Seattle neighbourhood gone white in seven years.
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Not so when I moved in, but then again, white dykes are the first wave of gentrification.
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I sit with that in my pocket and look down at my rapidly separating feet,
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both boats spilling over with white people.
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From this position, I have this to respectfully say to my queer peers:
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Gay marriage is something the privileged, specifically college educated people, can afford to long for,
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and it feels like a middle class agenda.
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For me, given a choice, I'd sell out my middle class peers any day for equal pay for equal work
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but not in the way the feminists thought of it
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---which by the way preserved the class order ---
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but in the way that says an hour is an hour is an hour.
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I don't care if you're pushing a broom or paper, you outta get paid the same.
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If we mean what we say in this country that all men are created equal
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then it follows that we all have the same relationship to time,
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that it's precious, and_ you gotta be compensated.
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So, this is to say that I don't think we were defeated because of the middle state homophobes.
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We were defeated because we haven't begun to address working people's needs
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let alone truly align ourselves with people of colour.
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We let the right use us as a smokescreen to their real agendas:
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keeping the poor poor and eroding civil rights of people of colour.
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If all queers starting today, devoted our lives full time to economic justice,
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I would not be surprised if we'd have our gay marriage sooner than Melvin and Juanita will get that fence.
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And if all Democrats starting today devoted their party to an hour is an hour?
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Well I'd guarantee that every toothless bastard in dumfuck everywhere would vote for that
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before you could say read my lips
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NEW. CLASS. ORDER.
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[applause]