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- Here you go, Helga.
- I said sharp, Phoebe.
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These are duller than
afternoon tea with my granny.
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Redoing...Ouch!
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Burger and fries, chocolate milk,
two bendy straws, and hup to it, Pheebs!
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- I'm starvin' here!
- Fetching...
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I'll see you on the bus, Helga.
I'm off to the library to return a book.
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Oh, right! And you can take mine back
while you're at it.
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They're only a few weeks overdue.
Shouldn't cost more than 10 or 20 bucks.
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Returning. Um, Helga?
Since my excursion to the library
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may take a few more minutes
than previously anticipated,
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do you think you could please do me
a little favor and hold the bus?
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Sure thing, Pheebs.
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She couldn't even do
that one thing for me.
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Um, excuse me, your Royal Highness.
I thought you would be pleased to know
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that I've finally finished
spit shining all the palace floors.
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Excellent. Now cleanse my royal feet,
polish my royal scepter,
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- and delouse the royal dog.
- Obeying. Um, your Royal Highness?
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Since my forthcoming royal duties
may require more dexterity
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than perhaps your greatness
has anticipated, do you think you could
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- please do me one little favor?
- Me? Do a favor for you?
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Well, yes, you see, I-I was wondering
if you could please remove my shackles.
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- They're quite prohibitive.
- Oh, that's funny.
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That's terribly, terribly funny.
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Please, please! If you could just
do this one little thing for me.
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A favor? A favor?!
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha!
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Ahahahahahaha!
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(Phone rings.) Hello?
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Yo, Pheebs! Think you could do me
a favor on your way to school?
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I need you to pick up my dry cleaning.
It's only like 10 or 12 blocks
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out of your way.
Oh, and why don't you
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grab me a dozen doughnuts
while you're at it.
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You know, those chocolate cream-filled
ones with the pink frosting and the little
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heart-shaped sprinkle things? Thanks!
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No problem.
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Perhaps my dream meant nothing at all.
Perhaps it was merely an absurd fantasy.
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Its players and content having nothing
at all to do with reality.
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On the other hand, if I were
to interpret it in a more literal fashion,
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I'd have to conclude, judging by
the rather overt symbolism,
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that I'm currently experiencing
negative feelings about certain
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inequalities in my
relationship with Helga.
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- Phoebe! Look out!
- Huh? Ahhhh!
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Hm. I wonder what all the fuss is about.
Heh. Bet Warts pulled the old
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groin muscle again.
What the...?
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- Poor Phoebe.
- Yeah, with all
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Helga's washing obstructing her view,
she never even saw the dang bus coming.
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Mm-mm-mm, getting mowed down by a bus
doing errands for Helga Pataki?
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- Now, that is truly sad.
- I guess you're right, Gerald.
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If Phoebe hadn't been doing favors
for Helga, this probably
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wouldn't have happened.
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Oh, dear, sweet Phoebe!
What have I done? Phoebe!
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Oh, I must go to her right away.
I must beg her for forgiveness.
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I must write to her,
whom I have so wronged.
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I only pray that I'm not too late.
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Oh, poor, innocent Phoebe.
This is all my fault.
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If I hadn't sent you on
the senseless errand of picking up
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dry cleaning and
chocolate cream-filled doughnuts
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with the pink frosting and the little
heart shapes sprinkles,
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this horrible catastrophe
would have never happened.
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- Helga?
- Phoebe?
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(Man in bed groans in pain.)
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- Phoebe, you're OK!
- Of course I'm OK.
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I just have a minor
stress fracture in my lower leg.
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Minor stress fracture?
Oh, that's wonderful!
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Wait a minute, what am I talking about?
It isn't wonderful, it's horrible!
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It is?
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Of course it is, Phoebe!
It's horrible because I did it to you!
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I mean, think about it.
If I hadn't put you
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under so much stress this morning,
if I didn't make you change
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your normal safe schedule,
you wouldn't have walked in front
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of that bus and this never
would have happened.
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- Helga, it was just an accident.
- Oh no, don't try
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to take the blame Phoebe.
This is my fault
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and I'm gonna make it up to you.
And so, until that cast comes off
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your leg, until you're completely healed,
until your very serious
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minor stress fracture
is a thing of the past,
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I, Helga G. Pataki, am going
to be your humble servant.
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And I'm gonna treat you like a queen.
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A queen?
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And, don't try to talk me out of it.
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Well, OK, Helga. I mean, if you insist.
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You reorganized my desk
and stocked it with fresh supplies?
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- Whenever did you find the time?
- I came in last night,
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slipped the janitor a 20
and he let me raid the school store.
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Gosh, Helga, thanks so much.
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Wow, that's quite a selection!
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Ha! You kidding?
This is just the first course.
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Gee, Helga, you sure are good to me.
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I saved it for us.
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You mean, you reserved us the
incredibly exclusive left-side front seat?
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Yep, I mean, sure, ol' Betsy here
had to put in a little overtime,
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but eventually I got the job done.
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Really, Helga, you shouldn't have.
But, I'm so glad you did.
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So, what's the diagnosis doctor?
Am I going to be laid up
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- for a few more weeks?
- On the contrary, Phoebe.
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- You're ready to get your cast off today.
- You mean, I'm healed?
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Yeah, quite miraculous, actually.
Anyway, I'm ready to return you
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- to your normal life.
- My normal life?
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(Helga's voice) These are duller
than afternoon tea with my granny...
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Hup to it, Pheebs! I'm starvin' here...
They're only a few weeks overdue,
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shouldn't cost you more than
10 or 20 bucks...
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Um, doctor, do you think I could
keep my cast once it's removed?
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You know, as a souvenir?
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It'll only be for a little while longer.
And besides, what harm could it do anyway?
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I mean, after all, what Helga
doesn't know certainly won't hurt her.
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Heh, perfect.
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- Hey, Phoebe, how are you feeling?
- Things are just great.
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Though, I'm sad to report that I'll have
to have my cast on for a few more weeks.
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A few weeks, huh?
Uhh, ahh!
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I hope it's not going to be too much
of a problem for you, because if it is,
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I suppose I could try
and wheel myself around.
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Problem? Of course not, Phoebe.
Like I said before, I'm here to serve.
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Brocco-cheese puff casserole,
fruit juice, chocolate pudding cup.
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It's great, Helga. Only...
Only, I'd really prefer tapioca pudding.
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I mean, if it's not too much trouble.
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Coming right up.
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See, I cleaned and reorganized
the whole thing just like you asked.
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Thanks, Helga. Now, do you think you
could alphabetize the books for me?
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Yeah, sure Pheebs. No problem.
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Why don't you take
the aisle today, Phoebe?
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That way you can have more room
to stretch out your leg.
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Actually, Helga, I'd probably be
more comfortable if you sat over there.
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Moving.
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Helga? Taking orders from Phoebe?
Now, that's something
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- you don't see every day.
- Willikers, you ain't kiddin'.
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It is pretty weird. But, once she
gets her cast off, things will probably
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go back to the way they were.
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- That's it, I can't take it any more!
- Phoebe? Where are you going?
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It's OK, Helga. I'm just
getting a little exercise.
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You sure? You sure
you don't need my help?
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I'm fine.
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- Ohh. Ah, ah, ohh.
- Phoebe?
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Arnold!
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- What are you doing?
- Uh, nothing, nothing at all.
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- Your cast, it isn't real.
- Uh, what are you talking about, Arnold?
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- Of course it's real.
- Phoebe, I just saw you
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take it off and put it back on.
Maybe it was real once, but now...
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- Now it has hinges.
- OK, so, what if it is a fake?
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It's a free country, I
can fake a broken leg if I want to.
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I guess, but why
would you want to?
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No reason.
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Phoebe, this doesn't by any chance
have anything to do with Helga, does it?
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Helga?
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Yeah, you know, because of
the way she treats you?
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Well, of course not, Arnold.
That's completely ridiculous.
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I mean, just because Helga's been
waiting on me hand and foot
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ever since the bus accident
that was essentially her fault,
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doesn't mean that I'd falsely
prolong my injury in some kind of
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passive-aggressive attempt to reap
the benefits of her guilty conscience
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and, simultaneously give her
a taste of her own bossy medicine.
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Good, because treating her
the same way she treated you
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really wouldn't solve anything.
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I completely agree.
Anyway, I'll see you later, Arnold.
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Uh, uh. Helga,
I need a pillow adjustment.
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Fluffing.
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- That's enough. Thank you.
- Really? Are you sure you don't need
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a little more lift on the left?
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I'm sure.
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- So, Helga, what's for lunch?
- Well, you see, I was up
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late last night thinking about your
nutritional needs, and I decided
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that you really shouldn't
be eating this cafeteria food.
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- And so, homemade avocado rolls.
- Ooh, they're exquisite.
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On second thought, Helga,
I'm not really that hungry right now.
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Are you sure, because
if you'd rather have something else,
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I've got some backup lunches in my locker.
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Maybe later.
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I brought four different shampoos.
I wasn't sure which one you liked.
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Ooh, how about pomegranate passion?
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Shampooing.
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Come to think of it, Helga,
I don't think I want my hair washed today.
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It's my fault, isn't it?
I should have brought you
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- more than four choices.
- No, Helga! Honestly, it's not you.
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Oh, maybe this whole situation
has gone far enough.
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Maybe I just ought
to call the whole thing off.
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Maybe it's time that I admitted
to myself that I can't possibly
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- fake my injury forever.
- Here's your math book
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and your notebook and your calculator.
Now, wait here while I run
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across the street and call a cab
to take you to your appointment.
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- My appointment?
- Yeah. You know,
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today's your day with
the Swedish massage therapist.
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- Now, I'll only be a sec.
- No, Helga, wait!
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(Car honks.)
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Oh.
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That's it, I can't do this anymore.
Arnold was right. This has
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everything to do with Helga,
and what I'm doing to her
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is no better than what she
was doing to me.
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(Truck honks.)
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Helga!
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Hah!
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Phoebe, your leg!
You're healed!
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Uh-huh.
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That's great!
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Now, could you call me an ambulance?
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And, so, I faked my injury
because I found that I really liked
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you doing things for me for a change.
Oh, I'm sorry, Helga.
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I should have just told you
how I was feeling in the beginning.
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Wait a minute.
Are you saying
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that you felt like I was
taking advantage of you or something?
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Well, yes.
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You mean, you felt I was making you
do too much stuff for me
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and I wasn't doing enough for you?
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- Precisely.
- Oh, wow!
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But, I always thought
you liked doing things for me.
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Well, I do, Helga. But, sometimes,
I wish things were a little different.
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I guess I wish sometimes
you'd do things just for me.
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Well, OK, Phoebe.
I could do that.
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- Really?
- Oh, sure.
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From now on, it's not all going to be
about me. Oh, could you get the door?
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Opening!
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It's going to be about me and you.
And as far as doing favors for each other,
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it's going to be even-Steven.
Hey, snag me one of those fruit cups,
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- would you.
- Snagging!
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From now on, everything's
going to be much better.
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You'll see. No,
not L, Phoebe. B, B, B!
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B pressing.