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I'm Quitting YouTube

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    (sad music)
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    (happy music)
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    (Woman) Let's bond.
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    Let's create something together.
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    Let's declare the kitchen table
    a safe zone for silliness.
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    Let's officially rename the refrigerator
    "The museum of us!"
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    Let's remember that when we pull all the
    artwork out of a folder years from now,
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    it won't matter what you created together,
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    just that you did.
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    Always safe, always washable,
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    Elmer's School Glue: Let's Bond!
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    (KAV Gaming) Hey guys, umm...
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    Kav Gaming here, and today,
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    we have some not so good news.
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    I... uh...
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    I have to quit YouTube
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    and I'm really sorry about this,
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    but... sorry.
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    It's just... it's costing too much...
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    to keep up. I mean,
    I'm paying like $400 a week
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    just to keep....
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    just to keep this channel up,
    and... I...
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    So, so starting next week,
    I'm selling this channel to...
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    to the Elmer's Glue company.
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    And I don't know
    what they plan to do with it.
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    But, anyway, thank you
    for being such loyal fans and
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    until next time.
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    Oh wait.
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    There is no next time.
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    (sobbing)
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    The best glue is Elmer's Glue!
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    Si...Si...Si...
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    When you make Elmer's Glue,
    you make it out of a very strong factory,
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    I can't believe how soft is my paper.
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    that makes the glue really strong.
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    When you put it on there,
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    iIt like, stays where you put it.
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    The other glue,
    when I
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    when I glue like beads and stuff,
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    it's all messy.
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    In the hands of a child,
    the glue matters.
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    You guys might think it's not stickier
    than the other kind, but
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    I just think that it is.
    That's just my d-pinion.
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    Make sure it's Elmer's
    No-Run School Glue.
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    I guess, before I go,
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    I just have one more thing to say...
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    (scream) April FOOLS!
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    I got you so good,
    you know,
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    it was funny.
    But.... (mumbles)
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    Like, subscribe, comment, share
    And until next time, have a good day!
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I'm Quitting YouTube
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