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It's the end of the week
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A Wong Fu week
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It's Wong Fu Weekends!
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What's up everyone?
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We're here at Greyhound Bar and Grill
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for Day 1 of this sketch
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that we're doing with Mr. Jeremy Lin.
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- Is there a name yet?
- I don't think so.
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Make a name right now.
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It's actually your commercial reel.
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You're going to use this and turn it into like...
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It's like my pitch. Yeah yeah... Okay.
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So we've seen Jeremy on the courts.
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Obviously he knows what to do,
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but can he tackle the
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endorsement deal side of things?
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We're sitting right now
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doing this interview
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because we don't want you to see
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how much taller he is than us.
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- I'm not that much taller.
- Actually, that's true.
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- (laughs) Thanks.
- Thank you.
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Since we're only shooting the top
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we're only dressing him on the top.
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It's 8 in the morning.
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It's really old.
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Fake it till you make it.
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Sit up straight.
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(whispers): Hi.
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I'm whispering.
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I don't know why I'm whispering.
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Okay, bye!
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Who are you and Joanna
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supposed to be playing today?
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- Beautiful girls.
- Right? (laughter)
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Great job casting guys.
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(laughter)
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We had to go to
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the bottom of the casting barrel.
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Do you actually like these commercials?
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I mean I don't like using Lin puns, but...
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(laughter)
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What's the best Lin pun you've ever had?
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- Probably Super Lintendo.
- Yeah.
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Oh, that's good! That's fun.
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Rehearsal and...
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Action.
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He's the world's most interesting man.
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(laughter)
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This one stopped real fast.
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He once got a McFlurry...
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At In-N-Out.
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I don't always drink boba
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but when I do
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I use a buy 1 get 1 free coupon.
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Oh, that's incredible.
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Aaaaah.
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Got it?
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(laughter)
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Can you give him like a
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like, "That's so..."
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- Stop!
- (laughs)
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We got it. Cut!
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We're here at the 2nd location of today.
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Our good friend Jack
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had a good friend David
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whose family business is everything.
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Why don't you explain what this is?
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Why are we in a showroom that has
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literally everything?
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It's all goods for mom & pop stores
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chain stores, things like that.
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I bet they don't have
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children's plastic toy shovels.
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- Damn!
- Whaaat!
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But they don't have
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cabbage piggy banks.
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Whaaat!
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(laughter)
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No way!
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Prices are Lin...
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- Do I seriously have to say that?
- Yes.
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I quit.
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- Oh!
- Oh, shi...
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We will buy that.
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We will buy that.
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It's a really, really big deal
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that Jeremy's here, so we brought
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some of his fans.
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(laughter)
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Sorry, that was... I know.
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[Sound speed?] Easy Max
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take 3...
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And... action.
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Here at Easy Max
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where everything's under a dollar.
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We got you covered
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from top
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to bottom.
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So take the plunge...
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(Jeremy) I quit. I quit!
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Cut.