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Building a Catapult!

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    - Man.
    - (Sean) Hi.
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    - Ready?
    - (Sean) Yeah. I like your shoes.
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    (dog barking)
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    (Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin.
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    - (Sean) What do you want to eat?
    - (Ryan) I don't know.
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    (Sean) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00.
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    - (Ryan) It's the FIRST meal of the day!
    - (Sean) Hey, that was high pitched, dude.
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    That was good.
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    So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world,
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    probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot,
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    and you're about to see it right about...
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    (humming silly tune)
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    Twenty minutes later.
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    (Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the reveal
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    of the best place you can eat in Vegas?
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    (humming)
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    Oh wait, you can't see it.
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    (Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte.
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    He gets free Chipolte. Can somebody tweets Chipolte
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    and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys
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    more business than everybody else.
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    (Sean) Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken?
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    I always get the same thing.
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    - You always get chicken.
    - Chicken and guacamole.
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    - See? I change mine up with steak, chicken--
    - I always order the same thing.
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    We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide
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    what we wanted to do today.
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    We still have no idea.
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    So by the time we leave here, we have to know something
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    - about what we're going to do today.
    - Alright.
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    We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that?
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    - (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh!
    - (laughter)
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    That's a good series, though.
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    - I like watching them eat.
    - Me too. Anyway...bye.
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    One hour later.
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    So we don't know what we are gonna do still.
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    I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte.
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    We should've went someplace that terrible,
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    so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do."
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    - You know what we do have, though?
    - What?
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    - That catapult thing...
    - (gasping)
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    - ..that we got from P.O. Box--
    - Oh, we could make the catapult!
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    (tires screeching)
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    (terrified scream, followed by crash)
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    Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make
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    - turns that they shouldn't have made?
    - Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane.
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    I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait
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    - a little bit more to freak him out--
    - Yeah.
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    - Because they should learn.
    - They should.
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    You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks.
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    Risks. RISK. Like, the plural of risk is really hard to say.
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    There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that.
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    I think that's just a Hawaii thing.
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    Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English.
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    We don't speak good!
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    Pigeon English.
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    - If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I...
    - (laughter)
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    ...used to speak a lot worse back in the day.
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    - I just spit all over my arm.
    - (laughter)
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    - Me and Sean--Sean and I...
    - (laughter)
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    - We just didn't know how to talk.
    - Definitely.
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    We didn't know how to speak...
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    but I guess that's part of the--(gasping)
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    A Ferrari!
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    (Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds.
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    - (Sean) Oh my god!
    - (Ryan) What does that even mean?
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    Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds
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    and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter)
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    We're almost to Sean's house, so bye?
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    We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW.
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    - (chuckling)
    - We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here."
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    RIGHT NOW!
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    Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW!
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    (laughter)
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    Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay.
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    Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here.
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    So we couldn't figure out what to do,
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    so we just started walking around and driving around.
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    [inaudible]
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    - (Ryan) And now Will's also here.
    - (Sean) Hi, Will.
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    Well, we didn't get Chipolte. (cackling)
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    (Sean) Oh, dude.
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    - Anyway--
    - (Sean) We'll make this catapult though.
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    Yeah! That's what we're gonna do!
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    (Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult.
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    (Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you.
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    (laughter)
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    Alright, I'm not good with these.
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    - I never made models as a kid.
    - [inaudible].
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    My brother loved that stuff. He's like you.
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    Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing?
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    - (sneezing)
    - Bless you!
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    - Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here.
    - (chuckling)
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    Oh, dude! (laughter)
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    - (Sean mutters)
    - I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude!
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    - Make it.
    - I'm trying not to.
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    - Oh!
    - [bleep] You scared me!
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    I guess I'm not an engineer, so...
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    (singing) Got no glue to hold me down.
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    Here's what we got so far.
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    We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass!
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    - (together) Let them drop that--
    - Dude, I don't wanna drop it.
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    - Uh-oh...
    - What?
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    - We'll figure--
    - Uh-oh...
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    - What'd we mess up?
    - (laughter)
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    - What did we mess up?
    - This bottom one has to be flipped, dude.
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    - You used the wrong sides.
    - Oh, dude!
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    Uh-oh...we're in trouble.
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    Something's gonna bubble.
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    - (snapping noise)
    - Oh!
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    - Good?
    - I dunno.
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    - I hope so.
    - I hope so too.
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    - Yay!
    - Oh my god, that [inaudible].
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    Nice. Problem avoided.
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    - Uh-oh...(laughter)
    - What?
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    - What did we do wrong?
    - [inaudible]
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    Don't scare me like that!
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    Ta-da!
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    - Ready?
    - (Sean) Ready.
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    One, two, three, FIRE [inaudible]!
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    - (dull thud)
    - (laughter)
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    FIIIIIRE!
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    - (laughter)
    - (Sean) One broke? You gotta pull it!
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    - (Ryan) I am pulling it.
    - (Sean) There's so much pressure.
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    (Ryan) Ready? One, two--
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    - (together) Oh!
    - Wow!
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    - (Sean) That went far!
    - That went hella far.
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    We are done! We finished making the catapult.
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    - Look at this bad boy.
    - (Sean) Look at that.
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    At least it looks--I mean, we might not be the best
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    at aiming with them, but it looks cool.
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    That's the main thing.
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    Let us know what you guys want to see us do next
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    because, clearly, we don't want to be just driving around again.
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    - Right, Sean?
    - Yep.
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    - Aight?
    - Aight.
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    With that being said, Skittle me.
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    That is gonna hurt...
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    With that being said...Skittle me, Sean!
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    (Sean) One, two--
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    - (Sean) Where'd it go?
    - (laughter)
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    (Sean) One, two--
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    - Oh, dude!
    - Where'd it go?!
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    - (Sean) One, two, three.
    - (Will) Wait, wait, I'm not ready.
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    Hurry up!
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    I don't care, just--
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    - (Sean) Ready?
    - Uh-huh.
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    - (Sean) One, two, three.
    - (Ryan whimpers)
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    - Oh!
    - (Sean laughs)
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    Dude, it hits you hard.
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    Oh! In my face!
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    - Oh!
    - (Will) Oh my god!
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    I'm so scared.
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    - Oh!
    - (laughter)
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    (screaming)
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    Your turn!
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    - (Will) One, two--
    - (Ryan) Two...
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    (Ryan) Wait, wait. Where is it? Right here.
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    - (Ryan) Oh! Right in your face.
    - It hit my finger, dude.
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    (Ryan laughs) Right in your dick.
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    (Ryan) Oh, that was close.
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    Alright, I'm gonna try two at once.
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    (skittles patter on floor)
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    That went over you.
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    This is harder than I thought it was gonna be.
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    Too low, too low.
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    No! (laughter)
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    - Oh, my head!
    - (laughter)
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    - Orange, ready!
    - Oh, one of them broke!
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    Nice. Once, two, three.
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    YOU GOT IT!
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    Yeah!
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    Now we can finally end the damn video!
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    Game. Over. Don't try that at home unless you want
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    to lose some teeth. Byeee!
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    Higa TV!
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    Whoaaa!
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    What's up guys? Hope you enjoyed that video.
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    Click that link to watch last week's video,
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    and if you wanna see us do more things,
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    then comment in the comment box below.
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    You know what I'm saying?
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    ...I dunno what I'm doing.
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Building a Catapult!
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