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(intro music)
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Ugh, stinkin' dead
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end job.
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Dinner'll be a tad late
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tonight, dear .
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How tad?
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About a half hour.
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I need to finish this
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banner for Orel.
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Save it
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(yelling in unison)
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"...they come
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from between the
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legs.."
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Orel, we've tried our
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best young man.
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It's high time we
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gave up.
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No! We just have
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to outlaw eggs
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Ms. Sensdahl
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they're evil.
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Please quit saying that.
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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I don't think you get
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me. I am sexually
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challenged. A carnally disabled
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human being.
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I don't think
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that's what that sign means.
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(tires squeeling)
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Officer Bakerman,
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I think it's time
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you started forcing
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people into not
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buying sinful ,
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disgusting eggs.
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Sorry Orel,
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I can only employ
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police brutality when
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it's officially against
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the law.
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Oh, well, how
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can we make that happen?
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Gotta convince
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the mayor , son.
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The mayor?
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Gosh.
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The mayor will see you now.
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Golly.
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(doors creak open)
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Mister mayor,
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I'm here to suggest
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Oh!
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Dad? What're you doing here?
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You, You're the mayor?
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(mumbles inaudibly)
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This is great,
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now you can out law eggs.
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whoa, now young man
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that is serious business,
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might make me unpopular. with .
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some very important people
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Like who?
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Like sensodal for one.
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She loves eggs.
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Oh yeah, I know,
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but she still agrees with me.
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She does, does she?
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Yes sir,
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I'll admit she wasn't too
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crazy about the idea at first .
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(dad quietly reads the letter)
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I'm not sure Ms sensadahl
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really wants eggs illegal.
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But she said she does.
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Well, you see Orel.
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People don't always say
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what's on thier minds.
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They don't? That's silly.
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Oh don't ever call it silly,
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son. Not saying what's on
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our mind is what
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this country is made on.
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But eggs still need to be illegal.
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Orel!
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Come on, dad.
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You know they're wrong.
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Think about it.
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Think about where they
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come from.
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I mean they practically
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squirt right out of
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their corn hole.
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(oh, wow)
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(cracking sound)
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I mean golly , can you
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imagine that.
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Alright! I'm disgusting,
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it's disgusting.
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Eggs are disgusting
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and illegal, okay?
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You happy.
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(whooshing noise)
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Inaudible yelling
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Hi, ya Orel.
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How's the hunting life treating you?
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Oh really great
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mister Figerelli.
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It doesn't constantly
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hurt a lot anymore.
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oh yeah?
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yeah, sometimes
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I have moments where
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it almost just hurts
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a normal amount.
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ahhh, there's one now.
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Ugh!, eh. See you later
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less pain.
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What's all this Orel?
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Pain ? Hunting leg?
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yeah, my dad.
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-the mayor
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uh, yeah.
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and I went hunting.
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The mayor went hunting
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and you were hurt.
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Well, my leg was.
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I shot myself.
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I see.
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The mayor's a responsible man.
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He couldn't-
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no ma'am
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in fact he was extremely
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responsible for illegalizing
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eggs. Only a hunter could
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so bravely hunt down
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those criminals.
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Yes ma'am.
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No, your father certainly
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not a nester.
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A nester ?
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Yes, you know.
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A mother bird caring for
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her precious fragile
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eggs.
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But eggs are evil.
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No Orel, eggs are life.
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Nesting is life.
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Hunting is death.
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IT's what our good
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mayor runs this town on.
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What life?
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Nesting
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erm. Anyone want to buy
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anything
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No need for your
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lifeless prepackaged
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items Figuroua.
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The seeds of spring have
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been well planted.
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See you in the fall Orel.
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Hah. Daffey broad.
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Nesting.
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Stupid dead end job.
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Shouldn't you be campaigning
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to keep your stinkin dead end job?
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Me ? campaign?
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What other person in his
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right mind would want to
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anchor himself to a situation
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like mine?
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Mayor Triarch?
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Oh Great! It's ready!
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Thanks mom!
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What's going on around here?
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Orel is Ms sensordahl's campaign
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manager. Grrrr!
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And now please welcom
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the next mayor triarch of Moralton Francis Clara
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Sensordahl.
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(cheering)
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Citizens,
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our fair town is yearning
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for the guiding wing
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of a nurturing life giving
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matriarch. Moraltown will
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finally be shed free of
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it's savage nest upsetting hunter mayor
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who shakes our precious nests
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and shatters our fragile
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life eggs.
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(cheering)
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woops.
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Would you like a map?
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Here you go.
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Orel.
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I know meet you in your
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study. Here you go.
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How- uh, how are things.
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I think we should
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get right to the lecture and punishment
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because I have a lot to do.
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Woo-ho, mister busy.
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You had six months to talk.
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The last six months were not
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filled with you helping
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a mad woman
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campaign agaisnt me
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and my job.
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You don't even like
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your job.
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Like? like?
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No one likes their job
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have you ever listened
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to anything I've ever said
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in here? Does this chair
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absorb my voice?Do
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all these dead animal
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heads eat my words before
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they get to your delicate little ears?
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Can I go now?
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You know that think
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you do with your hands and
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mouth and throat and stomach?
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That thing called eating?
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Well say good bye to
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that thing forever
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if I lose my position
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in this town cause of you.
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I will.
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Okay
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you can go.
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Mayor Clayton middle initial Puffington
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how to you defend your
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recent prohibition on eggs
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(gasps) here we go.
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Reverend Monera tor, citizens of
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Moraltown, friends
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I have been critized quite intensly
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for the outlawing of
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our little gooey
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breakfast buddies.
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I have been called
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a callous hunter by
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my esteemed opponant
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does hunting and death
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really pose such a horribl
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threat to this town?
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Death dear friends is the
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best thing ever.
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Death is the beginning of our
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everlasting life.
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The only eggs I smash
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are the eggs of fiflth.
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The inhuman eggs that
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squeeze with vile
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evil through the tantilizingly
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moist passage of feminine fowl
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temptation.
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Protruding through our mother bit
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by bit with wrongful
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erotic succulence, completely
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enveloped by that soiled evil
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maternal opening.
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I'm a hero.
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Ugh, sorry. That's it.
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Vote Puddington.
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Okay. Ms, sensordahl
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your rebuttal?
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I have no rebuttal
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I hereby concede to
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my worthy opponant.
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and withdrawal my candidacy.
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(gasps)
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But Ms sensordahl,
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what about your whole
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platform on nesting?
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Look Orel, a lady
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has no business running for
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office when there are books to burn
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see you at the library!
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Orel, I've been a bad dad.
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I admit it. Okay. I'm sorry about
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shooting you. I'm sorry about the
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ignoring blah blah blah
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and all that.
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Now that we made up
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you've gotta tell me what
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that witch is up to . You gotta Orel.
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Please.
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People just don't say what's
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on their mind dad.
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Don't give me that!
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That's my line.
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Well guess it's true.
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Of course it's true!
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the mind is a scary scary scary thing!
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Why.
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Because somewhere way
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down deep inside
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in it's twisted catacombs and dank
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dark hallways
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there's an even scarier more
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horribly monsterous
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entity.
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What?
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Truth.
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Now, tell me the truth Orel
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I don't know dad.
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Don't know!
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Okay I take everything back .
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And I'm glad I shot you.
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Why? Why did you withdraw from
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the election?
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Sit down.
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What do you have up
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your sleeve?
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You have special powers don't you?
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I knew it. I had a dream...
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You flatter me.
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In years maybe but I'm
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older where it really counts.
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in the looks ?
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and confidence.
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Right, I can't do anything right.
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Wrong. you can do everything
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as long as mommy says you can.
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Mommy?
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Yes, mommy.
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Huh! what do I do?
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I'm at the end of my rope.
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my kid, my wife, 2 illegitimate kids
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I wish there was something
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somewhere that I could pump
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full of my anger.
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Something that wouldn't produce
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another life.
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There is.
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That my dear mayor is the only
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egg you'll find down here.
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(kissing noises)
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