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<i>Drums</i>

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Ahh! Yo what's up YouTube?

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Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uah!

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How's it going?

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Now I'mma talk about some stuff.

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Hoo!

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Mmmyaaaa!

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First I wanna talk about this kid...

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Justin Bieber!

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Who does this boy think he is?

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This is real or rumor.

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Justin's phone number has leaked.

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When I call up Justin Bieber.

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I don't know how it gets out!

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It's your number!

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Justin you are so silly man!

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and if you gotta problem with...

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what I just said,[br]I give you my phone number

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and you can call me up.

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Yo! What's up?

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I got sock'em boppaz son.

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Oh snap!

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Waaaaaaaah!

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I just had to get that[br]off my chestesticles.

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I gotta pee man!

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So I talk to you guys later.

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Justin Bieber... Is a joke.

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<i>Toilet Flushes</i>

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<i>Boom</i>

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Justin?

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Yo what's up girl?

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What you tell me tonight?

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<i>Door Opens and Shuts</i>

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Hello?

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Now I know I heard something up in this...

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house man.

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But like, a door closing,[br]or something like that.

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I heard a door closing!

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Who's up in here?

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<i>Door Closes</i>

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That's it man.

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I bet you don't know that I beat[br]packing!

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What you gonna do now?

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My man.

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I know you might have some dance moves[br]but you ain't got no fighting moves!

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[inaudible]

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What's that?

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<i>Laughing and mumbling</i>

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Yo what's up everybody?

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Justin. I'm sorry I said that about you.

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You cool. You cool.

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Nah. You ain't silly man.

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I like that eeny meeny miny moe song man.

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That's cool. That's cool man.

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I remember that specifically in[br]kindergarden man.

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I will do that.

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I will bring that back to, uh you know.

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That's all I got to say.

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Let's roll out with this song.

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Ya'all can just click on the video[br]or whatever.

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You know how we do.

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Uuh.

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You like a brother to me. Justin Bieber!

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Uuh!

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I remember when I was sick[br]and I had a fever.

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You came rollin' on up[br]with the thermometer.

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Sayin' hey boy!

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Let me take your temperature.

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I be like aye, Justin.

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Ahhyayayaaa!

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Yahhhyaaa.

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Ha haa yeah.

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Hu ha ha! Hu hayya yea yea!

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Hu ha ah!