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(applause and cheers)

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Thank you

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The people who listen [br]to someone's story

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are really important people

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It's the same with this mic

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Microphones aren't owned[br]by the person speaking

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If this seems like it's mine,

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the reason microphones were made

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is to allow people to hear

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So the real owner is

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The real owner of this microphone[br]is people like you

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So your applause[br]shouldn't be for me

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but for yourselves,[br]who, by sitting here

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and deciding to listen,

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lending me your ears,

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have made this event possible

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So please applaud [br]the people around you

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Yes[br](applause and cheers)

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It's hard to bear, isn't it?

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It's been silent for one minute

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Less than one minute

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It's hard

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But paradoxically,[br]the best way to make people laugh is

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to stand in front of them[br]without saying anything

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It's only been a minute

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but you're laughing

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It's because you're the master[br]of that time

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You don't have to listen[br]to someone speaking

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Everyone knows everything

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So they laugh even if[br]you just let them alone

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Everyone laughs

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So what I absolutely[br]want to talk to you about

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are the counterattacks of the abandoned[br]or those thought to be weak

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Your counterattacks

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The first is anxiety

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Can I be anxious?

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Is it okay for you to be anxious?[br]Can I be anxious?

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Sure

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I think we should be nervous

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because we are descended[br]from people who were nervous

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In primitive times,

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people would die

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if they didn't get nervous

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when they heard animals' cries

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Those who said, "What's that?"[br]and went out to check

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were bitten by something[br]and died

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Our ancestors

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are those who said,

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"Let's check when it's light out"

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"Let's wait a bit"

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So it's natural that we're nervous

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However, when we get nervous[br]or timid,

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people regard us as strange

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So we have to start counterattacking

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to prove that we're not strange

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We should be able to tell calm people,[br]"<i>You're</i> the mutants"

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"You wouldn't have survived[br]in the past"

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"We timid people are the type[br]that would have"

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I'm not saying that calm people[br]are wrong,

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just that it's time to send backup[br]to our timid hearts

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When you feel anxiety,

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don't suppress it,[br]just send in reinforcements

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'This is right, [br]you're coming to save me'

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Actually, that's the role of anxiety

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Secondly,

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let's talk about appearance

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Do ugly people and things

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really

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have a negative effect on the world?

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Who made the standards for ugliness?

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How many centimeters

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do eyes have to be[br]to be "big"?

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Is it written in the constitution?

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3 cm? 4 cm? 5 cm?

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There's no standard

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So then why

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are those who have big eyes

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told that they have "doe eyes"

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and treated well socially?

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Why do our eyes have to be [br]described as "snake eyes"?

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Are snakes truly evil?

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Are deer truly good?

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I think we need to be able to [br]counterattack like this

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I'm not saying that [br]people who have big eyes are bad

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I'm saying

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only when people like us, who[br]have small eyes, can counterattack

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will society become fair[br]and full of smiles and laughter

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We are descendants of the Goguryeo [br]horseback riding ethnic group

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At that time, those with big eyes

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couldn't play any role in efforts[br]to protect the nation, the people

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They couldn't fight[br]while riding a fast horse

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because dust would [br]get in their eyes

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Those with eyes like ours[br]could ride continuously,

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could focus on the enemy[br]even while galloping forward

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Also, tall people are not descendants[br]of this horseback riding group

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People who were tall[br]couldn't fight on horseback

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Their legs would drag[br]on the ground

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It was hard on both them [br]and the horses

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People like me [br]could cling to a horse,

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keep their eyes open, [br]and go straight for the enemy lines

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And you might have seen[br]the "righteous army"

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of the late Joseon period[br]in your textbook in school

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I want you to think [br]about those pictures

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The people all look like me

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(applause)

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So we have to end this age of people[br]who have big eyes and are tall

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I don't mean we should remove them [br]from this world

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We just need to be able to stand [br]shoulder-to-shoulder with them

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There is nothing useless in the world

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We can even suppose that there is no[br]difference between handsome and ugly

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But even if we decide that I'm ugly,

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then attractive people's existence[br]is made possible by mine

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Without ugly people,[br]there are no attractive people

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(applause)

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The theater manager, Mr. Sun Dae In,[br]asked what I'm going to do until I'm 70

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I'll answer

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as a comedian

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It's important for individuals[br]to acquire skills

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but after we turn forty [br]and leave our jobs,

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together we need to take up the struggle[br]for a universal basic income

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So while having fun,

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we have to bring about[br]the age in which

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the value of fun is recognized

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That will also make[br]our retirement secure

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That's a really fun thing to do

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And we need to fight against

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the idea that having fun

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is a useless activity

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What's our goal?[br]It's to be like Pororo

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To be able to sing,[br]"Playing is my favorite"

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and to earn money at the same time

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Like that

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The goal of people who work hard[br]is to become Pororo

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Isn't it?

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All of humankind's cultural heritage[br]was created by people at play

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When everyone else went hunting,

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the people who decided [br]to stay in the cave and play

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were the ones who [br]painted wall murals

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We have to play more

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The grand speeches about preparing [br]for the fourth industrial revolution-

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I don't know know much about them,[br]but we have to play

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What is it that robots can't do?[br]Play around

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Playing

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So recognizing the value of playing

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is a way of preparing for the [br]fourth industrial revolution

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I can't make sense of [br]Ahn Cheol Soo's speech

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about the coming[br]fourth industrial revolution

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He should speak our language

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Can you understand[br]the presidential candidates' speeches?

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I can't

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Because they don't use [br]your words

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Can you understand[br]Moon Jae-in's speeches?

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I can't

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They all use their own words

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Now, what all presidential candidates[br]are doing

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is talking like doctors

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I apologize to doctors, but-

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At the hospital, [br]they point to the X-ray and say,

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"As you can see...."[br](laughter)

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What are you thinking, [br]at that time?

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You're thinking, [br]"I have no idea what I'm seeing"

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It's because the doctor[br]isn't speaking our language

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You can't understand, right?[br]Yeah, you don't know

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There is no way to understand

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So I think that all messages we get

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tell us that real happiness and laughter

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come from the things and people [br]we regard as abandoned

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So we should use our our own words,[br]those that we understand

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We have to use your words

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Isn't it the same now [br]with the election?

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The things we said in our language[br]in the public square

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are being changed [br]into their language

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We should change them back

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"Shut up"

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We should be able to say, "Shut up"

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I'm not talking about politics,[br]I'm talking about comedy

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So we should be able[br]to speak our words

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So this is the age of comedy

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You know, as a comedian,[br]I feel despair

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I can't make audiences laugh[br]as much as than politicians do

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It's a hopeless time

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"How, how can I be funnier?"[br]I wonder

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Now Choi Sun Sil has become[br]a fierce rival in this area

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When she cried out for democracy

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I thought, [br]'Ah, she's my competition!'

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There's no possibility of me[br]making people laugh more than she does

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But if you look closely at her, too,

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you can see she has a conscience

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She can't shout in a loud voice[br]until the end

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Unconsciously, she realizes,

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'What I'm saying is illogical'

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I can't do impressions [br]of other people

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but I can do an impression of her

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There's the pursing of the lips

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"This isn't democracy-mm"[br]Like that

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That pursing happens unconsciously

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So those are their words, not ours

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Let's talk about our words

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"Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!"[br]That's them

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They make us laugh [br]and feel understanding

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Our life experts are people like [br]the cleaning woman who said that

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The people who deserve[br]our attention

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are those who never give up

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and play their role fully

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Who use our words:[br]"Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!"

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Doesn't that give us more pleasure[br]than any politician's speech?

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They're our words[br]But experts talk like this

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"That word actually means [br]'typhoid fever'"

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"So it shouldn't be used that way"

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That's what they're saying now

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But in this case, "bullshit" is[br]the best four-character Chinese idiom

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Isn't it?

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Technically, it can't be that,[br]because it includes Korean syllables

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Let's put that conversation aside

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"Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!"

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The spirit of this word seems like[br]it will sweep Choi Soon-sil away soon

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I want LG to name [br]its next vacuum cleaner "bullshit"

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"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit..." like this

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We need to focus on people[br]like the woman who said that

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People without much schooling

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Those who quit

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after elementary school,

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middle school, or high school

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It's time for us to be thankful for[br]people like this

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Almost none of them have [br]ruined this country

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Have you seen a middle-school dropout[br]ruin the country?

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Have you seen a high-school dropout[br]ruin the country?

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People who have ruined this country [br]came from the sky, practically

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Their academic level is sky-high

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SKY-high (SKY is an acronym for [br]Korea's top universities)

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Almost all of them

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So if your child gets into [br]a "good" university,

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you should be scared

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You have to think, [br]'My child could ruin the country'

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If they want to drop out[br]after middle school,

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then at least they [br]won't harm the country

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'Go your own way'

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'You have to,' [br]is what I think, personally

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So to finish up,

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we should be able to protest against words[br]that don't acknowledge our values

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"Your eyes are big!"[br]is a way of comparing people to others

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"Your eyes are small"[br]is a way of comparing people to others

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We should be able to fight against[br]these kinds of utterances

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We have to resist politicians[br]when they say they will unite the nation

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Who are they to say that [br]they will unite us?

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We have never in South Korean history [br]been as united as we are right now

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91% of people were [br]in favor of impeachment

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We are united already[br]So what are they going on about?

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Goodwill

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We've wasted our lives[br]seeking goodness in our leaders

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We must be able to [br]resist and protest

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I think that that's true laughter[br]and that we have power

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So this election is a [br]vice-presidential one

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The president has already[br]been confirmed

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It's you all

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Does that idea seem ridiculous?[br]It's not

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This is what is written[br]in our constitution:

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"We, the people of Korea,[br]proud of a resplendent history"

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Not "the republic of Korea",[br]but "the people of Korea"

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It refers to all of us,[br]each of us

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It's talking about you, specifically

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"Upholding the cause of the government [br]born of the independence movement of 1919

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and the democratic ideals of the [br]uprising of 1960 against injustice

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having assumed the mission of democratic [br]reform and peaceful unification

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and having determined [br]to consolidate national unity

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with justice, humanitarianism and brotherly love and [br]to destroy all social vices and injustice,

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and by further strengthening the basic free and democratic order[br]conducive to private initiative and public harmony,

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to afford equal opportunities to every person,

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and provide for the fullest development[br]of individual capabilities,

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your capabilities in all fields, including political, [br]economic, social and cultural life and to help each discharge,

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those duties and responsibilities [br]concomitant to freedoms and rights,

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to elevate the quality of life, for all citizens

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and contribute to lasting world peace [br]and the common prosperity of mankind,

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and thereby, will ensure security, liberty and happiness"

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For who?

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for ourselves and our posterity forever

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Do you know which phrases appear most[br]frequently in our constitution?

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"all citizens"

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"whoever"[br]"whoever"

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"each individual"

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"whoever"

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Article 10 states that

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all citizens have [br]human worth and dignity

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and individuals have inviolable,[br]fundamental human rights and freedom,

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and it is the state's duty to confirm[br]and guarantee these rights

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Individuals! Whoever!

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So now it's time for our [br]individual worth to be recognized

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Is this related to [br]workplace happiness?

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It is

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Don't just hang up a picture[br]of the founder,

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hang pictures of current employees[br]in the halls

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Please! Please!

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Please hang them up

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Don't only hang up [br]bigwigs' quotations,

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put yours up too

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The most important thing is

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being good to yourselves

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That's why today's topic is "you"

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And to the "you" editing this video, [br]I say:

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It's your problem now

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Thank you

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(applause and cheers)

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English Subtitle: Jongho Jeon(전종호), Shannon Seo(서지원), Yujin Lee(이유진)[br]English Review: Marilyn Hook(linkgori@gmail.com)