♪ MUSIC ♪

We bought you a beer.

And we've had the camels shampooed.

We've saved you a spot on the beach.

And we've got the sharks out of the pool.

We got the roos off the green.

And Bill's on his way to open the front gate.

Your taxi's waiting.

And dinners about to be served.

We turned on the lights.

[Fireworks]

♪ MUSIC ♪

And we've been rehearsing for over 40,000 years

So where the bloody hell are you?

♪ MUSIC ♪