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Pata picha hii:

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Ni Jumatatu asubuhi,

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upo ofisini,

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unakaa sawa kwa ajili ya kuanza siku ya kazi,

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na mtu uliyekutana nae wakati upo jengo la chini,

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anaingia kwenye kijiofisi chako

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na kuiba kiti chako.

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Hasemi neno lolote ---

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anaondoka nacho tu.

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Hakupi sababu yoyote ni kwa nini amechukua kiti chako

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na kuacha viti vyote vilivyopo katika jengo hilo

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Hatambui kwamba utahitaji kiti chako

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ili kukamilisha kazi siku ya leo.

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Hutapigania

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Utamfata yule mtu katika kijiofisi chake

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na kusema "Kwanini uchukue kiti changu?"

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Ni jumanne asubuhi na upo ofisini,

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na mualiko wa kikao unajitokeza katika kalenda yako.

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(Vicheko)

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Na ni kutoka kwa mwanamama unayemfahamu kiasi kutoka jengo la chini,

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na kichwa cha habari kinaongelea miradi ambayo ulishawahi kuisikia kwa ufupi tu.

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Lakini hakuna ajenda.

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Hakuna taarifa ni kwanini umealikwa katika mkutano huo.

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Na bado unakubali kuhudhuria mkutano huo, na unaenda.

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Na baada ya mkutano huu usio na maana kuisha,

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unarudi katika kijiofisi chako,

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na usimama na kusema,

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"Natamani ningerudishiwa masaa mawili niliyopoteza,

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kama ninavyotamani kurudishiwa kiti changu"

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Kila siku, tunawaruhusu wafanyakazi wenzetu,

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ambao, ni watu wazuri sana,

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kutuibia.

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Na ninaongelea vitu muhimu sana zaidi ya hata samani za ofisini.

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Naongelea kuhusu muda. Muda wako.

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Kiukweli, Naamini ya kwamba

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tupo katikati ya janga la kiulimwengu

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la ugonjwa mpya ambao ni hatari sana unaofahamika kama MAS:

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Mindless Accept Syndrome( Ugonjwa wa kukubali jambo bila kuhoji linahusu nini).

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(Vicheko)

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Dalili za msingi za MAS

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ni kukubali mualiko wa kikao pale tu unaoonekana katika kalenda yako.

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(Vicheko)

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Ni jambo lisilo la hiari, baada ya hapo....

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"Inabidi niondoke, nachelewa kwenye kikao"(Vicheko)

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Vikao ni muhimu, sawa?

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Na umoja ni funguo ya mafanikio katika kampuni yoyote.

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Na kikao kinachoendeshwa vizuri kitaleta mafanikio chanya.

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Lakini katika utandawazi

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na upana wa teknolojia ya mawasiliano,

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vile tunavyofanya kazi

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kumebadilika kwa kiasi kikubwa sana katika miaka michache iliyopita.

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Na tumekuwa wa ovyo. (Vicheko)

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Na tumekuwa wa ovyo si kwa sababu watu wengine hawawezi kuongoza kikao vizuri,

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ni kwa sababu ya MAS,

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ambalo ni gonjwa tulilonalo.

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Nina ushahidi kwa kuonesha MAS ni janga la ulimwengu.

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Ngoja nikwambie ni kwanini.

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Miaka michache iliyopita, niliweka video Youtube, na video hiyo,

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Nilionyesha aina zote za mikutano ya ovyo uliyowahi hudhuria.

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Ni ya muda wa dakika tano,

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na ina kila kitu tusichopenda kuhusu mikutano mibaya.

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Kuna muongoza kikao asiye na wazo ni jinsi gani ya kuongoza kikao.

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Kuna washiriki wasio wa wazo kwanini wapo katika mkutano huo.

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Kila kitu kinaenda ovyo.

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Na kila mtu anaondoka na hasira.

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Inafurahisha.

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(Vicheko)

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Tuangalie kwa harakaharaka.

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(Video) Lengo letu leo ni kukubaliana katika pendekezo muhimu sana.

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Kama kundi, tunatakiwa kuamua kama---

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mlio

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Habari, nani kajiunga?

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Habari, ni mimi Joe. Leo nafanya kazi kutoka nyumbani.

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(Vicheko)

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Karibu Joe, asante kwa kujiunga nasi leo, ni vizuri.

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Nilikuwa nasema, tuna watu wengi tunaohitaji kuwa nao hapa,

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tuendelee

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na nitaanza kama ifuatavyo.

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Lengo letu leo ni kukubaliana katika pendekezo muhimu sana.

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Kama kundi, tunatakiwa kuamua kama---

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mlio

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(Vicheko)

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Habari, nani kajiunga nasi?

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Hapana? nilidhani nimesikia mlio. (Vicheko)

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Si jambo geni?

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si jambo geni kwangu pia.

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Wiki zilizopita baada ya kuiweka katika mtandao,


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watu 500,000 kutoka nchi mbalimbali,

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Namaanisha nchi nyingi mbalimbali

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waliangalia video hii.

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Na miaka mitatu baadaye, bado inaendelea kuangalia karibuni mara elfu moja katika kila mwezi.

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Inakaribia kufika milioni sasa hivi.

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Na kiukweli, baadhi ya makampuni makubwa duniani,

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ambayo huwa unayasikia ila sitayataja,

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wameomba ruhusa yangu ili kutumia video hii katika mafunzo ya kuajiri wafanyakazi wapya

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kuwafundisha waajiriwa wapya jinsi ya kutofanya mikutano katika kampuni zao.

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Na kama namba---

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watu wameangalia mara milioni na inatumika na makampuni yote haya

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hicho sio kigezo tosha cha kuonyesha tuna tatizo la kiulimwengu katika kundesha mikutano,

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kuna maoni mengi sana, maelfu

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yaliyotolewa katika mtandao.

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baada ya video kuonekana.

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Maelfu ya watu waliandika vitu kama,

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"Mungu wangu, hivyo ndivyo siku yangu ilivyokuwa leo"

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"Hivyo ndivyo maisha yangu ya kazini yanavyokuwa kila siku"

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"Haya ni maisha yangu"

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Bwana mmoja aliandika,

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"Inafurahisha kwa sababu ni kweli.

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Ukweli wa kuhuzunisha na kuumiza.

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Imenifanya nicheke mpaka nikaanza kulia.

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Nikalia na kulia na kulia zaidi."

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Bwana huyu alisema,

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"Maisha yangu mpaka siku nastaafu au umauti utaponikuta"

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Kuna misemo mingi

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na inahuzunisha sana.

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Ujumbe mmoja ambao unapatikana katika maoni yote haya

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ni imani kwamba hatuna nguvu

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ya kufanya kitu chochote kingine zaidi ya kwenda kwenye vikao

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na kukumbana na haya mambo yanayotokea katika vikao vinavyoongozwa ovyo

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na kesho tena kukutana katika mikutano hiyohiyo.

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Lakini ukweli ni huu, si kwamba hatuna nguvu kabisa.

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Kiukweli, tiba ya MAS ipo katika mikono yetu.

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Katika vidole vyetu, kiuhalisia.

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Ni kitu ninachoita No MAS

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Ambapo ninakumbuka kihispania changu wakati nipo sekondari,

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ilimaanisha, "Imetosha, zuia kuendelea"

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Na hivi ndivyo No MAS inavyofanya kazi. Ni rahisi sana.

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Kabla ya yote, mara nyingine utapoalikwa katika mkutano

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ambao hauna maelezo yoyote ya kutosha,

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bonyezo kitufe cha kupata maelezo ya kikao hicho!

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Ni sawa, unaruhusiwa na ndo maana kimewekwa pale.

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Ni baada ya kitufe cha kukubali kujiunga na kikao.

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Kipo pale kukufanya wewe usikubali moja kwa moja.

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Halafu, wasiliana na mtu aliyekualika katika kikao hicho.

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Waambie umefurahishwa sana kusaidia kazi yao

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waulize ni lipi lengo hasa la kikao

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na uwaambie unahitaji kujifunza ni vipi unaweza kusaidia katika wao kufikia malengo yao.

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Na kama tutafanya hivi mara kwa mara,

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na kufanya kwa heshima,

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watu wataanza kufikiria zaidi kidogo

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ni jinsi gani ya kuandaa mikutano kwa ufanisi zaidi.

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Na itakufanya kufikiria zaidi unapotaka kukubali.

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Watu wataanza kutuma ajenda. Fikiria!

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Au hawatokuwa na kikao kwa njia ya simu cha watu 12 wakiongelea kuhusu jambo

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wakati wanaweza kutumiana barua pepe na kumaliza ajenda kirahisi.

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Watu wataanza kubadili tabia zao kwa sababu umebadili ya kwako.

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Na watarudisha kiti chako pia. (vicheko)

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hakuna MAS!

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Asante.

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(Makofi).