WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.407 Hey, Kolleg. 00:00:01.407 --> 00:00:02.397 Schéinen Hënner. 00:00:02.397 --> 00:00:03.317 BOW! 00:00:03.317 --> 00:00:04.257 Du wëlls mech dach veraarschen. 00:00:04.257 --> 00:00:06.077 Oh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen. 00:00:06.077 --> 00:00:08.008 Ohhh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen! 00:00:08.008 --> 00:00:08.948 Du kenns zeréck, du Klont! 00:00:08.948 --> 00:00:10.114 Du kenns zeréck, du Klont! 00:00:10.114 --> 00:00:11.709 Du kenns zeréck, du Klont! 00:00:11.709 --> 00:00:13.239 DU KENNS ZERÉCK; DU KLONT! 00:00:13.985 --> 00:00:16.585 Du...du stierws haut den Owend. 00:00:16.797 --> 00:00:20.489 Du an deng stramm Broscht an dein... lackelegen Hënner. 00:00:20.489 --> 00:00:22.519 Du gesais gudd aus Matrous! SMACK! 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:23.819 Gudd Aarbecht! A weider! 00:00:23.819 --> 00:00:25.662 Ohhh! Wat ass dat doten?! 00:00:25.882 --> 00:00:28.105 -- 00:00:28.485 --> 00:00:29.498 Ahh Kanner? 00:00:29.498 --> 00:00:30.928 Sidd dir net en bessen beonrouegt iwert dat hei? 00:00:30.928 --> 00:00:32.568 Hierf deng Ärm an d Luucht! 00:00:32.570 --> 00:00:34.733 Wenk domat wei wann et dir egal wier! 00:00:34.733 --> 00:00:42.286 -- 00:00:42.316 --> 00:00:44.339 Kapitän un Deck! 00:00:44.339 --> 00:00:47.289 Scheinen Hënner, ohh och en scheint Gesiicht... 00:00:47.289 --> 00:00:49.439 An du? Hues du en strammen Hënner? 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:51.069 SMMACK! Gudd Aarbecht! 00:00:51.069 --> 00:00:54.029 UUrrrrr okay, normalen Mënsch.. 00:00:54.029 --> 00:00:55.879 Ohh Gott.. Normalen Mënsch.. 00:00:56.836 --> 00:00:58.086 Normalen aldeeglechen Mënsch 00:00:58.086 --> 00:01:00.016 Ohh! Normal, normal, normal, normal! 00:01:00.020 --> 00:01:00.750 Ech sinn NORMAL! 00:01:01.317 --> 00:01:02.067 Ech sinn Normal!! 00:01:02.705 --> 00:01:03.804 Et deet mir leet, ech sinn normal. 00:01:03.804 --> 00:01:04.903 -- 00:01:04.903 --> 00:01:06.004 Normal! 00:01:06.312 --> 00:01:07.062 Normal! 00:01:07.414 --> 00:01:08.294 NORMAL! 00:01:08.294 --> 00:01:09.594 Ech well et net mat dëser Hai-Béchs dreiwen! 00:01:09.594 --> 00:01:11.414 -- 00:01:11.414 --> 00:01:14.154 Fesch sinn frenn net Iessen. Oh Yeah! 00:01:14.154 --> 00:01:14.714 Puuurrrrr.. 00:01:14.714 --> 00:01:16.794 Fe-EGH! OOHH NEE! 00:01:16.794 --> 00:01:18.854 NURRH NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!! 00:01:18.967 --> 00:01:21.257 NEE NEE! Just en normalt... mënschlecht Wiesen... 00:01:21.257 --> 00:01:22.227 Sech reiwend un .. 00:01:22.406 --> 00:01:23.136 enger Hai- Béchs! 00:01:23.136 --> 00:01:25.026 Ohh nee! OOh NEE 00:01:25.026 --> 00:01:26.096 Oh nee... Oh nee... 00:01:26.096 --> 00:01:28.016 NEE!! NEEEEE!!...... 00:01:29.594 --> 00:01:31.324 (laacht) 00:01:31.433 --> 00:01:32.673 (blubberen) 00:01:32.687 --> 00:01:35.627 (laacht) 00:01:35.627 --> 00:01:38.057 Ech hunn grad mein Kand op den Hannerrkapp geschloen.. 00:01:38.057 --> 00:01:39.207 mat enger Fläsch Mellech.. 00:01:39.207 --> 00:01:40.767 Ganz normal Papp-Saachen! 00:01:40.767 --> 00:01:42.233 Ech wosst du häss en Tarnung, 00:01:42.233 --> 00:01:44.284 mä ech wosst net dat en SOU gudd wier! 00:01:44.284 --> 00:01:45.311 (beisst laachen) 00:01:45.311 --> 00:01:46.886 Hei leit den Markiplier, hien huet den schlechtesten Witz seit je gezielt an as dann gestuerwen. 00:01:46.886 --> 00:01:49.081 "Wells du mat mir danzen?" 00:01:49.861 --> 00:01:52.136 (blubberen) 00:01:52.136 --> 00:01:56.389 Ech wärt nach mein Verstand verléieren!! 00:01:56.389 --> 00:01:58.832 Wollt ech doriwer goen? 00:01:58.832 --> 00:02:00.657 Wollt ech doriwer goen? 00:02:00.657 --> 00:02:01.764 Wei wär et mat nee? 00:02:01.764 --> 00:02:03.074 Hierf dein Aarm! Hierf dein Aarm!! 00:02:03.076 --> 00:02:06.066 --- 00:02:07.272 --> 00:02:09.312 Komm... Komm schon..!! 00:02:11.011 --> 00:02:12.651 Du Mammenf---- 00:02:13.920 --> 00:02:15.300 Huel et!! 00:02:15.935 --> 00:02:17.645 Beweg et!! 00:02:17.762 --> 00:02:19.352 Okay, merci das du daat gemaach hues 00:02:19.352 --> 00:02:23.522 Pompel et op!.. oh yeah! Hues du gären wei ech pompelen Bëbee? 00:02:23.602 --> 00:02:25.982 Hues du gären wei ech dësen Fësch pompelen? 00:02:26.126 --> 00:02:29.222 Uaahhh ---- 00:02:30.968 --> 00:02:35.460 Wann ech hei nëmmen géif ropp kommen! 00:02:36.530 --> 00:02:40.682 F--------- --- 00:02:40.732 --> 00:02:41.884 Zéi et!! 00:02:42.564 --> 00:02:44.394 (trommelt) 00:02:44.394 --> 00:02:45.672 Ohh krei dei schäiss Fruucht!! 00:02:45.672 --> 00:02:48.136 NEEEEEE!!!! 00:02:51.396 --> 00:02:52.920 Spull zeréck, et as nie geschitt! 00:02:52.920 --> 00:02:55.772 (zereckspullen) 00:02:55.772 --> 00:02:56.401 Hey yeah!! 00:02:56.401 --> 00:02:58.611 Dat as eendeiteg déi éischten Kéier wou ech dat heiten maachen 00:02:59.786 --> 00:03:01.236 Géi no fir!!! 00:03:05.721 --> 00:03:06.731 Fuuuu----- 00:03:08.952 --> 00:03:11.152 Komm zeréck!! 00:03:11.342 --> 00:03:13.542 NEEE!!! 00:03:16.161 --> 00:03:17.561 NEE!! 00:03:17.988 --> 00:03:19.138 Ech -- geet dach! 00:03:20.127 --> 00:03:21.677 NEEEEEEE!!!!! 00:03:22.127 --> 00:03:23.177 And dann geet et rem. 00:03:24.089 --> 00:03:24.869 NEEEEEE!!!! 00:03:24.995 --> 00:03:28.745 Okay, .. okay! 00:03:28.745 --> 00:03:32.865 NEEEEE!!! -- AAHH!AHH! 00:03:33.004 --> 00:03:35.754 Et as ok, denk und d' Miisercher 00:03:35.762 --> 00:03:37.588 Denk un d'Miisercher, haal d'Miisercher am Kapp 00:03:37.588 --> 00:03:40.915 Et gett alles gudd, denk un d'Miisercher! 00:03:40.915 --> 00:03:43.316 Denk un d'Miisercher! 00:03:43.316 --> 00:03:43.883 Okay! 00:03:43.883 --> 00:03:45.863 Nee!!!! Whoa! Whoa! 00:03:45.930 --> 00:03:46.914 Geet et nach?! 00:03:46.914 --> 00:03:47.674 Ahhh!! 00:03:47.697 --> 00:03:48.517 NEEE!! FUu--