[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kolleg.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.41,0:00:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Schéinen Hënner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.40,0:00:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOW!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.32,0:00:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du wëlls mech dach veraarschen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.26,0:00:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.08,0:00:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.01,0:00:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du kenns zeréck, du Klont!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.95,0:00:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du kenns zeréck, du Klont!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.11,0:00:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du kenns zeréck, du Klont!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.71,0:00:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DU KENNS ZERÉCK; DU KLONT!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.98,0:00:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du...du stierws haut den Owend.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.80,0:00:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du an deng stramm Broscht an dein... lackelegen Hënner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.49,0:00:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du gesais gudd aus Matrous! SMACK!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.52,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gudd Aarbecht! A weider!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.82,0:00:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh! Wat ass dat doten?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.88,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.48,0:00:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh Kanner?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.50,0:00:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sidd dir net en bessen beonrouegt iwert dat hei?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.93,0:00:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hierf deng Ärm an d Luucht!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.57,0:00:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wenk domat wei wann et dir egal wier!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.73,0:00:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.32,0:00:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kapitän un Deck!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.34,0:00:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scheinen Hënner, ohh och en scheint Gesiicht...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.29,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An du? Hues du en strammen Hënner?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SMMACK! Gudd Aarbecht!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.07,0:00:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UUrrrrr okay, normalen Mënsch..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.03,0:00:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh Gott.. Normalen Mënsch..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.84,0:00:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normalen aldeeglechen Mënsch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.09,0:01:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh! Normal, normal, normal, normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.02,0:01:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ech sinn NORMAL!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.32,0:01:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ech sinn Normal!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.70,0:01:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Et deet mir leet, ech sinn normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.80,0:01:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.90,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.31,0:01:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NORMAL!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.29,0:01:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ech well et net mat dëser Hai-Béchs dreiwen!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.59,0:01:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.41,0:01:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fesch sinn frenn net Iessen. Oh Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.15,0:01:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Puuurrrrr..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.71,0:01:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fe-EGH! OOHH NEE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NURRH NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.97,0:01:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEE NEE! Just en normalt... mënschlecht Wiesen...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.26,0:01:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sech reiwend un ..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enger Hai- Béchs!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.14,0:01:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh nee! OOh NEE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.03,0:01:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh nee... Oh nee...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.10,0:01:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEE!! NEEEEE!!......
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.59,0:01:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laacht)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.43,0:01:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blubberen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.69,0:01:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laacht)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.63,0:01:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ech hunn grad mein Kand op den Hannerrkapp geschloen..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.06,0:01:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mat enger Fläsch Mellech..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.21,0:01:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ganz normal Papp-Saachen!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.77,0:01:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ech wosst du häss en Tarnung,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.23,0:01:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mä ech wosst net dat en SOU gudd wier!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.28,0:01:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beisst laachen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.31,0:01:46.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hei leit den Markiplier, hien huet den schlechtesten Witz seit je gezielt an as dann gestuerwen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.89,0:01:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wells du mat mir danzen?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blubberen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.14,0:01:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ech wärt nach mein Verstand verléieren!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.39,0:01:58.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wollt ech doriwer goen?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.83,0:02:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wollt ech doriwer goen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.66,0:02:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wei wär et mat nee?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.76,0:02:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hierf dein Aarm! Hierf dein Aarm!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.08,0:02:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,---
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.27,0:02:09.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Komm... Komm schon..!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.01,0:02:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du Mammenf----
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.92,0:02:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huel et!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.94,0:02:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beweg et!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.76,0:02:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, merci das du daat gemaach hues
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.35,0:02:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pompel et op!.. oh yeah! Hues du gären wei ech pompelen Bëbee?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.60,0:02:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hues du gären wei ech dësen Fësch pompelen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.13,0:02:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uaahhh ----
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.97,0:02:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wann ech hei nëmmen géif ropp kommen!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.53,0:02:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F--------- ---
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.73,0:02:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zéi et!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.56,0:02:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(trommelt)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.39,0:02:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh krei dei schäiss Fruucht!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.67,0:02:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEEEEEE!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.40,0:02:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spull zeréck, et as nie geschitt!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.92,0:02:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(zereckspullen)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.77,0:02:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey yeah!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.40,0:02:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dat as eendeiteg déi éischten Kéier wou ech dat heiten maachen
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.79,0:03:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Géi no fir!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.72,0:03:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuuuu-----
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.95,0:03:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Komm zeréck!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.34,0:03:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEEE!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.16,0:03:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.99,0:03:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ech -- geet dach!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.13,0:03:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.13,0:03:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And dann geet et rem.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.09,0:03:24.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEEEEEE!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.100,0:03:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, .. okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.74,0:03:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEEEEE!!! -- AAHH!AHH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.00,0:03:35.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Et as ok, denk und d' Miisercher
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.76,0:03:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Denk un d'Miisercher, haal d'Miisercher am Kapp
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.59,0:03:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Et gett alles gudd, denk un d'Miisercher!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.92,0:03:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Denk un d'Miisercher!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.32,0:03:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.88,0:03:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nee!!!! Whoa! Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.93,0:03:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Geet et nach?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.91,0:03:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.70,0:03:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEEE!! FUu--