1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,407 Hey, Kolleg. 2 00:00:01,407 --> 00:00:02,397 Schéinen Hënner. 3 00:00:02,397 --> 00:00:03,317 BOW! 4 00:00:03,317 --> 00:00:04,257 Du wëlls mech dach veraarschen. 5 00:00:04,257 --> 00:00:06,077 Oh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen. 6 00:00:06,077 --> 00:00:08,008 Ohhh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen! 7 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:08,948 Du kenns zeréck, du Klont! 8 00:00:08,948 --> 00:00:10,114 Du kenns zeréck, du Klont! 9 00:00:10,114 --> 00:00:11,709 Du kenns zeréck, du Klont! 10 00:00:11,709 --> 00:00:13,239 DU KENNS ZERÉCK; DU KLONT! 11 00:00:13,985 --> 00:00:16,585 Du...du stierws haut den Owend. 12 00:00:16,797 --> 00:00:20,489 Du an deng stramm Broscht an dein... lackelegen Hënner. 13 00:00:20,489 --> 00:00:22,519 Du gesais gudd aus Matrous! SMACK! 14 00:00:22,519 --> 00:00:23,819 Gudd Aarbecht! A weider! 15 00:00:23,819 --> 00:00:25,662 Ohhh! Wat ass dat doten?! 16 00:00:25,882 --> 00:00:28,105 -- 17 00:00:28,485 --> 00:00:29,498 Ahh Kanner? 18 00:00:29,498 --> 00:00:30,928 Sidd dir net en bessen beonrouegt iwert dat hei? 19 00:00:30,928 --> 00:00:32,568 Hierf deng Ärm an d Luucht! 20 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:34,733 Wenk domat wei wann et dir egal wier! 21 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:42,286 -- 22 00:00:42,316 --> 00:00:44,339 Kapitän un Deck! 23 00:00:44,339 --> 00:00:47,289 Scheinen Hënner, ohh och en scheint Gesiicht... 24 00:00:47,289 --> 00:00:49,439 An du? Hues du en strammen Hënner? 25 00:00:49,439 --> 00:00:51,069 SMMACK! Gudd Aarbecht! 26 00:00:51,069 --> 00:00:54,029 UUrrrrr okay, normalen Mënsch.. 27 00:00:54,029 --> 00:00:55,879 Ohh Gott.. Normalen Mënsch.. 28 00:00:56,836 --> 00:00:58,086 Normalen aldeeglechen Mënsch 29 00:00:58,086 --> 00:01:00,016 Ohh! Normal, normal, normal, normal! 30 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:00,750 Ech sinn NORMAL! 31 00:01:01,317 --> 00:01:02,067 Ech sinn Normal!! 32 00:01:02,705 --> 00:01:03,804 Et deet mir leet, ech sinn normal. 33 00:01:03,804 --> 00:01:04,903 -- 34 00:01:04,903 --> 00:01:06,004 Normal! 35 00:01:06,312 --> 00:01:07,062 Normal! 36 00:01:07,414 --> 00:01:08,294 NORMAL! 37 00:01:08,294 --> 00:01:09,594 Ech well et net mat dëser Hai-Béchs dreiwen! 38 00:01:09,594 --> 00:01:11,414 -- 39 00:01:11,414 --> 00:01:14,154 Fesch sinn frenn net Iessen. Oh Yeah! 40 00:01:14,154 --> 00:01:14,714 Puuurrrrr.. 41 00:01:14,714 --> 00:01:16,794 Fe-EGH! OOHH NEE! 42 00:01:16,794 --> 00:01:18,854 NURRH NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!! 43 00:01:18,967 --> 00:01:21,257 NEE NEE! Just en normalt... mënschlecht Wiesen... 44 00:01:21,257 --> 00:01:22,227 Sech reiwend un .. 45 00:01:22,406 --> 00:01:23,136 enger Hai- Béchs! 46 00:01:23,136 --> 00:01:25,026 Ohh nee! OOh NEE 47 00:01:25,026 --> 00:01:26,096 Oh nee... Oh nee... 48 00:01:26,096 --> 00:01:28,016 NEE!! NEEEEE!!...... 49 00:01:29,594 --> 00:01:31,324 (laacht) 50 00:01:31,433 --> 00:01:32,673 (blubberen) 51 00:01:32,687 --> 00:01:35,627 (laacht) 52 00:01:35,627 --> 00:01:38,057 Ech hunn grad mein Kand op den Hannerrkapp geschloen.. 53 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,207 mat enger Fläsch Mellech.. 54 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:40,767 Ganz normal Papp-Saachen! 55 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,233 Ech wosst du häss en Tarnung, 56 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:44,284 mä ech wosst net dat en SOU gudd wier! 57 00:01:44,284 --> 00:01:45,311 (beisst laachen) 58 00:01:45,311 --> 00:01:46,886 Hei leit den Markiplier, hien huet den schlechtesten Witz seit je gezielt an as dann gestuerwen. 59 00:01:46,886 --> 00:01:49,081 "Wells du mat mir danzen?" 60 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:52,136 (blubberen) 61 00:01:52,136 --> 00:01:56,389 Ech wärt nach mein Verstand verléieren!! 62 00:01:56,389 --> 00:01:58,832 Wollt ech doriwer goen? 63 00:01:58,832 --> 00:02:00,657 Wollt ech doriwer goen? 64 00:02:00,657 --> 00:02:01,764 Wei wär et mat nee? 65 00:02:01,764 --> 00:02:03,074 Hierf dein Aarm! Hierf dein Aarm!! 66 00:02:03,076 --> 00:02:06,066 --- 67 00:02:07,272 --> 00:02:09,312 Komm... Komm schon..!! 68 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:12,651 Du Mammenf---- 69 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,300 Huel et!! 70 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,645 Beweg et!! 71 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,352 Okay, merci das du daat gemaach hues 72 00:02:19,352 --> 00:02:23,522 Pompel et op!.. oh yeah! Hues du gären wei ech pompelen Bëbee? 73 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,982 Hues du gären wei ech dësen Fësch pompelen? 74 00:02:26,126 --> 00:02:29,222 Uaahhh ---- 75 00:02:30,968 --> 00:02:35,460 Wann ech hei nëmmen géif ropp kommen! 76 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:40,682 F--------- --- 77 00:02:40,732 --> 00:02:41,884 Zéi et!! 78 00:02:42,564 --> 00:02:44,394 (trommelt) 79 00:02:44,394 --> 00:02:45,672 Ohh krei dei schäiss Fruucht!! 80 00:02:45,672 --> 00:02:48,136 NEEEEEE!!!! 81 00:02:51,396 --> 00:02:52,920 Spull zeréck, et as nie geschitt! 82 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,772 (zereckspullen) 83 00:02:55,772 --> 00:02:56,401 Hey yeah!! 84 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:58,611 Dat as eendeiteg déi éischten Kéier wou ech dat heiten maachen 85 00:02:59,786 --> 00:03:01,236 Géi no fir!!! 86 00:03:05,721 --> 00:03:06,731 Fuuuu----- 87 00:03:08,952 --> 00:03:11,152 Komm zeréck!! 88 00:03:11,342 --> 00:03:13,542 NEEE!!! 89 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:17,561 NEE!! 90 00:03:17,988 --> 00:03:19,138 Ech -- geet dach! 91 00:03:20,127 --> 00:03:21,677 NEEEEEEE!!!!! 92 00:03:22,127 --> 00:03:23,177 And dann geet et rem. 93 00:03:24,089 --> 00:03:24,869 NEEEEEE!!!! 94 00:03:24,995 --> 00:03:28,745 Okay, .. okay! 95 00:03:28,745 --> 00:03:32,865 NEEEEE!!! -- AAHH!AHH! 96 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,754 Et as ok, denk und d' Miisercher 97 00:03:35,762 --> 00:03:37,588 Denk un d'Miisercher, haal d'Miisercher am Kapp 98 00:03:37,588 --> 00:03:40,915 Et gett alles gudd, denk un d'Miisercher! 99 00:03:40,915 --> 00:03:43,316 Denk un d'Miisercher! 100 00:03:43,316 --> 00:03:43,883 Okay! 101 00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:45,863 Nee!!!! Whoa! Whoa! 102 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:46,914 Geet et nach?! 103 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:47,674 Ahhh!! 104 00:03:47,697 --> 00:03:48,517 NEEE!! FUu--