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Hey, Kolleg.

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Schéinen Hënner.

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BOW!

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Du wëlls mech dach veraarschen.

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Oh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen.

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Ohhh, du wëlls mech dach veraarschen!

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Du kenns zeréck, du Klont!

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Du kenns zeréck, du Klont!

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Du kenns zeréck, du Klont!

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DU KENNS ZERÉCK; DU KLONT!

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Du...du stierws haut den Owend.

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Du an deng stramm Broscht an dein... lackelegen Hënner.

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Du gesais gudd aus Matrous! SMACK!

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Gudd Aarbecht! A weider!

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Ohhh! Wat ass dat doten?!

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Ahh Kanner?

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Sidd dir net en bessen beonrouegt iwert dat hei?

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Hierf deng Ärm an d Luucht!

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Wenk domat wei wann et dir egal wier!

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Kapitän un Deck!

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Scheinen Hënner, ohh och en scheint Gesiicht...

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An du? Hues du en strammen Hënner?

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SMMACK! Gudd Aarbecht!

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UUrrrrr okay, normalen Mënsch..

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Ohh Gott.. Normalen Mënsch..

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Normalen aldeeglechen Mënsch

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Ohh! Normal, normal, normal, normal!

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Ech sinn NORMAL!

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Ech sinn Normal!!

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Et deet mir leet, ech sinn normal.

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Normal!

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Normal!

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NORMAL!

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Ech well et net mat dëser Hai-Béchs dreiwen!

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Fesch sinn frenn net Iessen. Oh Yeah!

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Puuurrrrr..

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Fe-EGH! OOHH NEE!

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NURRH NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!!

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NEE NEE! Just en normalt... mënschlecht Wiesen...

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Sech reiwend un ..

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enger Hai- Béchs!

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Ohh nee! OOh NEE

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Oh nee... Oh nee...

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NEE!! NEEEEE!!......

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(laacht)

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(blubberen)

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(laacht)

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Ech hunn grad mein Kand op den Hannerrkapp geschloen..

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mat enger Fläsch Mellech..

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Ganz normal Papp-Saachen!

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Ech wosst du häss en Tarnung,

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mä ech wosst net dat en SOU gudd wier!

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(beisst laachen)

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Hei leit den Markiplier, hien huet den schlechtesten Witz seit je gezielt an as dann gestuerwen.

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"Wells du mat mir danzen?"

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(blubberen)

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Ech wärt nach mein Verstand verléieren!!

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Wollt ech doriwer goen?

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Wollt ech doriwer goen?

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Wei wär et mat nee?

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Hierf dein Aarm! Hierf dein Aarm!!

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Komm... Komm schon..!!

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Du Mammenf----

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Huel et!!

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Beweg et!!

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Okay, merci das du daat gemaach hues

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Pompel et op!.. oh yeah! Hues du gären wei ech pompelen Bëbee?

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Hues du gären wei ech dësen Fësch pompelen?

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Uaahhh ----

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Wann ech hei nëmmen géif ropp kommen!

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Zéi et!!

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(trommelt)

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Ohh krei dei schäiss Fruucht!!

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NEEEEEE!!!!

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Spull zeréck, et as nie geschitt!

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(zereckspullen)

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Hey yeah!!

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Dat as eendeiteg déi éischten Kéier wou ech dat heiten maachen

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Géi no fir!!!

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Fuuuu-----

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Komm zeréck!!

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NEEE!!!

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NEE!!

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Ech -- geet dach!

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NEEEEEEE!!!!!

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And dann geet et rem.

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NEEEEEE!!!!

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Okay, .. okay!

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NEEEEE!!! -- AAHH!AHH!

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Et as ok, denk und d' Miisercher

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Denk un d'Miisercher, haal d'Miisercher am Kapp

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Et gett alles gudd, denk un d'Miisercher!

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Denk un d'Miisercher!

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Okay!

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Nee!!!! Whoa! Whoa!

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Geet et nach?!

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Ahhh!!

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NEEE!! FUu--