WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.420 Hej kompa ,dobro dupe. POOW!! 00:00:03.420 --> 00:00:04.655 Mora da se šališ, 00:00:04.655 --> 00:00:05.941 oo mora da se šališ, 00:00:06.141 --> 00:00:07.637 ooo MORA DA SE ŠALIŠ!! 00:00:08.057 --> 00:00:08.920 Vraćaj se ovamo kujo! 00:00:08.920 --> 00:00:10.089 Vraćaj se ovamo kujo!! 00:00:10.089 --> 00:00:11.205 Vraćaj se ovamo kujo!!! 00:00:11.555 --> 00:00:13.981 VRAĆAJ SE OVAMO KUJO!!!! 00:00:13.981 --> 00:00:16.415 Ti! Ti večeras umireš! 00:00:16.719 --> 00:00:20.337 Ti i tvoja napeta prsa i tvoja lijepa guzica. 00:00:20.707 --> 00:00:21.975 Izgledaš dobro mornaru...SCHMACK! 00:00:22.695 --> 00:00:23.803 Odličan posao, idemo dalje. 00:00:23.803 --> 00:00:25.046 O što je to tamo ?! 00:00:26.276 --> 00:00:28.469 Najbolje bacanje ikada. 00:00:28.469 --> 00:00:31.041 Aww djeco, zar niste malo zabrinuti zbog ovoga ? 00:00:31.041 --> 00:00:34.521 Digni ruke u zrak i maši njima, kao da te nije briga... 00:00:42.570 --> 00:00:44.127 Kapetan na palubi! Svi na pozdrav. 00:00:44.214 --> 00:00:46.947 Dobro dupe, oo lijepo lice također. 00:00:47.248 --> 00:00:49.392 Što je sa tobom, jel imaš čvrstu stražnjicu ? 00:00:49.622 --> 00:00:50.971 SMACK!! Dobar posao! 00:00:51.238 --> 00:00:53.284 Ooookej...normalni čovjek. 00:00:53.931 --> 00:00:55.139 Ooo Bože! 00:00:55.469 --> 00:00:56.194 Normalni čovjek... 00:00:56.524 --> 00:00:58.209 Normalni, svakodnevni čovjek! 00:00:58.209 --> 00:01:00.076 Ooo normalan, normalan, normalan, normalan... 00:01:00.102 --> 00:01:01.990 Normalan sam! Normalan sam! 00:01:02.861 --> 00:01:03.841 Oprosti, normalan sam! 00:01:05.104 --> 00:01:08.236 Normalan! Normalan! Normalan! 00:01:08.236 --> 00:01:11.220 Ne želim drpati ovu kantu... 00:01:14.078 --> 00:01:15.681 Savrršš..EAAOH !! 00:01:15.691 --> 00:01:18.846 OOHH NE NE NE NE NE NE NE!! 00:01:18.960 --> 00:01:21.468 NE! NE! Samo normalno...ljudsko biće.. 00:01:21.521 --> 00:01:23.234 ...koje se drpa sa spremnikom. 00:01:23.246 --> 00:01:25.004 Errgh.. Oh ne... Ooh ne! 00:01:25.004 --> 00:01:26.002 Oh ne... Oh ne.... 00:01:26.002 --> 00:01:28.012 NE!! NEEEE!......... 00:01:35.658 --> 00:01:38.000 Upravo sam MLATNIO svoje dijete u zatiljak 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:39.000 sa galonom mlijeka.. 00:01:39.004 --> 00:01:40.931 Savršeno normalne stvari koje tate rade. 00:01:40.931 --> 00:01:42.369 Znao sam da imaš kamuflažu, 00:01:42.369 --> 00:01:44.982 Ali nisam znao da je toliko dobra...huehuehue 00:01:44.995 --> 00:01:46.831 Ovdje počiva Markiplier Ispričao je najgoru šalu ikada I zatim umro 00:01:46.831 --> 00:01:47.680 (Jesi li za ples?) 00:01:52.349 --> 00:01:56.267 Ima da izgubim svoju..BWAAAAAAAA!!! 00:01:56.267 --> 00:01:58.258 Jesam li želio ići tamo ?! 00:01:58.582 --> 00:02:00.615 JESAM LI ŽELIO IĆI TAMO?!?!? 00:02:00.830 --> 00:02:01.524 Što kažeš na: NE! 00:02:01.614 --> 00:02:03.394 Podigni ruku! Podigni ruku!!! 00:02:03.455 --> 00:02:06.005 Jako bijesni Markiplier 00:02:06.063 --> 00:02:07.293 MOLIMO PRIČEKAJTE 00:02:07.313 --> 00:02:10.765 Haj..hajde..pfvmn 00:02:11.207 --> 00:02:11.959 TI KURV.... 00:02:11.965 --> 00:02:13.845 OTPUŠTANJE STRESA 00:02:13.852 --> 00:02:17.303 ZGRAAAABI GAAAA!! POMAKNI GAAA!!! 00:02:17.785 --> 00:02:19.165 Ok, hvala ti što si to napravio :) 00:02:19.173 --> 00:02:20.048 Napumpaj.. 00:02:20.271 --> 00:02:21.871 Eh oh uh... o da.. 00:02:21.881 --> 00:02:23.769 Jel ti se sviđa kako pumpam mala ? 00:02:23.769 --> 00:02:26.219 Jel ti se sviđa kako pumpam ovu ribu ? 00:02:26.231 --> 00:02:26.893 UUGGHHHH 00:02:28.059 --> 00:02:28.701 PPFFFFFF 00:02:28.712 --> 00:02:30.762 OTPUŠTANJE STRESA 00:02:30.772 --> 00:02:35.195 Urkej, ako bih se saaaaaamo moogao poooopeti ovdje... 00:02:36.649 --> 00:02:38.511 PPFFFRM! PFRM!! 00:02:38.637 --> 00:02:40.314 PPPFRRF PFFF 00:02:40.550 --> 00:02:42.180 SAMO IH POVUCIIIIIIII!!!!!!! 00:02:44.065 --> 00:02:45.393 Ooo, pogodi prokleto voće!! 00:02:45.456 --> 00:02:48.022 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 00:02:51.524 --> 00:02:52.424 Premotavanjeee... 00:02:52.430 --> 00:02:53.350 Ovo se nikada nije dogodilo. 00:02:55.547 --> 00:02:58.523 Ma da, ovo je definitivno prvi put da sam ovo radio. 00:03:00.361 --> 00:03:01.011 IDI NAPRIJEEEEE !!!!!!! 00:03:01.012 --> 00:03:05.032 TEHNIČKE POTEŠKOĆE! 00:03:05.991 --> 00:03:06.921 JJEEEB...!!!!!!! 00:03:06.931 --> 00:03:08.907 TEHNIČKE POTEŠKOĆE! 00:03:08.913 --> 00:03:11.043 Markiplier kokoš 00:03:11.386 --> 00:03:12.571 NEEEEE!!! 00:03:12.571 --> 00:03:13.337 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 00:03:13.342 --> 00:03:16.084 OTPUŠTANJE STRESA 00:03:16.087 --> 00:03:16.957 NEEEE!! 00:03:18.116 --> 00:03:20.056 Aaa e tako, idemo... 00:03:20.403 --> 00:03:21.323 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 00:03:22.109 --> 00:03:23.089 Ahh, idemo.. 00:03:24.146 --> 00:03:25.016 NEEEEEEE!! 00:03:25.125 --> 00:03:28.105 U redu! U redu.. 00:03:28.689 --> 00:03:30.737 NUUUEEEEEE!! NEE 00:03:30.737 --> 00:03:31.602 NE! NE! NE! 00:03:31.602 --> 00:03:32.862 WAA!! WAA!! WAA! 00:03:32.873 --> 00:03:34.756 U redu je, misli na mace ,misli na mace, 00:03:34.756 --> 00:03:36.035 Samo misli na mace, 00:03:36.035 --> 00:03:37.065 Samo imaj mace na umu... 00:03:37.480 --> 00:03:39.250 Biti će u redu, misli na mace, 00:03:39.376 --> 00:03:40.923 biti će u redu, misli na mace, 00:03:40.932 --> 00:03:41.582 misli na mace, 00:03:41.773 --> 00:03:42.523 misli na mace... 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:43.400 OK 00:03:43.836 --> 00:03:44.716 NEEEEEEEE!!! 00:03:44.729 --> 00:03:45.628 WOWOWOWO 00:03:45.628 --> 00:03:46.588 AAA UČINI NEŠTOOO!!! 00:03:46.594 --> 00:03:47.374 BWAAAAAA 00:03:47.400 --> 00:03:48.147 NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 00:03:48.147 --> 00:03:48.487 JEEEEBB...!!!!! 00:03:48.489 --> 00:03:50.769 STRES!