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Hej kompa ,dobro dupe. POOW!!

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Mora da se šališ,

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oo mora da se šališ,

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ooo MORA DA SE ŠALIŠ!!

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Vraćaj se ovamo kujo!

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Vraćaj se ovamo kujo!!

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Vraćaj se ovamo kujo!!!

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VRAĆAJ SE OVAMO KUJO!!!!

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Ti! Ti večeras umireš!

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Ti i tvoja napeta prsa i tvoja lijepa guzica.

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Izgledaš dobro mornaru...SCHMACK!

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Odličan posao, idemo dalje.

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O što je to tamo ?!

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Najbolje bacanje ikada.

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Aww djeco, zar niste malo zabrinuti zbog ovoga ?

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Digni ruke u zrak i maši njima, kao da te nije briga...

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Kapetan na palubi! Svi na pozdrav.

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Dobro dupe, oo lijepo lice također.

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Što je sa tobom, jel imaš čvrstu stražnjicu ?

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SMACK!! Dobar posao!

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Ooookej...normalni čovjek.

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Ooo Bože!

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Normalni čovjek...

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Normalni, svakodnevni čovjek!

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Ooo normalan, normalan, normalan, normalan...

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Normalan sam! Normalan sam!

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Oprosti, normalan sam!

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Normalan! Normalan! Normalan!

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Ne želim drpati ovu kantu...

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Savrršš..EAAOH !!

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OOHH NE NE NE NE NE NE NE!!

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NE! NE! Samo normalno...ljudsko biće..

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...koje se drpa sa spremnikom.

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Errgh.. Oh ne... Ooh ne!

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Oh ne... Oh ne....

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NE!! NEEEE!.........

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Upravo sam MLATNIO svoje dijete u zatiljak

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sa galonom mlijeka..

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Savršeno normalne stvari koje tate rade.

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Znao sam da imaš kamuflažu,

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Ali nisam znao da je toliko dobra...huehuehue

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Ovdje počiva Markiplier[br]Ispričao je najgoru šalu ikada[br]I zatim umro

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(Jesi li za ples?)

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Ima da izgubim svoju..BWAAAAAAAA!!!

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Jesam li želio ići tamo ?!

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JESAM LI ŽELIO IĆI TAMO?!?!?

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Što kažeš na: NE!

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Podigni ruku! Podigni ruku!!!

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Jako bijesni Markiplier

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MOLIMO PRIČEKAJTE

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Haj..hajde..pfvmn

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TI KURV....

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OTPUŠTANJE STRESA

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ZGRAAAABI GAAAA!! POMAKNI GAAA!!!

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Ok, hvala ti što si to napravio :)

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Napumpaj..

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Eh oh uh... o da..

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Jel ti se sviđa kako pumpam mala ?

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Jel ti se sviđa kako pumpam ovu ribu ?

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UUGGHHHH

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PPFFFFFF

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OTPUŠTANJE STRESA

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Urkej, ako bih se saaaaaamo moogao poooopeti ovdje...

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PPFFFRM! PFRM!!

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PPPFRRF PFFF

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SAMO IH POVUCIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

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Ooo, pogodi prokleto voće!!

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Premotavanjeee...

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Ovo se nikada nije dogodilo.

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Ma da, ovo je definitivno prvi put da sam ovo radio.

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IDI NAPRIJEEEEE !!!!!!!

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TEHNIČKE POTEŠKOĆE!

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JJEEEB...!!!!!!!

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TEHNIČKE POTEŠKOĆE!

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Markiplier kokoš

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NEEEEE!!!

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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OTPUŠTANJE STRESA

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NEEEE!!

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Aaa e tako, idemo...

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Ahh, idemo..

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NEEEEEEE!!

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U redu! U redu..

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NUUUEEEEEE!! NEE

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NE! NE! NE!

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WAA!! WAA!! WAA!

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U redu je, misli na mace ,misli na mace,

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Samo misli na mace,

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Samo imaj mace na umu...

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Biti će u redu, misli na mace,

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biti će u redu, misli na mace,

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misli na mace,

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misli na mace...

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OK

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NEEEEEEEE!!!

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WOWOWOWO

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AAA UČINI NEŠTOOO!!!

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BWAAAAAA

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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JEEEEBB...!!!!!

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STRES!