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Hey, buddy.

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Nice ass.

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BOW!

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You gotta be kidding me.

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Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

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Ohhh, you gotta be kidding me.

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You get back here, you bitch.

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You get back here, you bitch.

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You get back here, you bitch.

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YOU GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!

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You...you're gonna die tonight.

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You, and your taut chest and your... Lovely butt

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You look good sailor! SMACK!

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Good Job Let's go.

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Oh what's that over there!

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♫(rock music)♫

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Ahh kids?

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Aren't you a little concerned about this?

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PUT YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR!

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WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DUN CARE!

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♫(dancy music)♫

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Captain on deck! All Hail....

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Nice ass there, ooh nice face too...

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How 'bout you, do you have a taut buttocks?

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SMMACK! Good job.

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UUrrrrrr kay.. Normal human...

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Ohh God... Normal human...

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Normal everyday human!!

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Ooohh! Normal! Normal! Normal! Normal!

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I'M NORMAL!

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I'M NORMAL!!

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Sorry I'm normal!

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(roaring)

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Normal!

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Normal!!

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NORMAL!

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I do not want!

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To grope this shark can!

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[Erotic Music]

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Puuurrrrr...

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Fe-EGH! OOHH NO!

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NURRH NOH NOH NOH NOH NOH!!

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NO NO! Just a normal... Human being...

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Grinding on...

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Shark tank....

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Errgh.. Oh No... Ooh No!

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Oh no... Oh no....

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NO!! NOOO!.........

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[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]

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[INDECIPHERABLE BLUBBERING]

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[MARK LAUGHS]

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I just BEANED my kid in the back of the head

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with a gallon of milk..

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perfectly normal dad stuff!

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I know you have camouflage,

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but I didn't know it was THAT good!

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(Mark's evil laugh)

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♫(dramatic funeral music)♫

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"Would you care for a dance?"

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[INDECIPHERABLE BLUBBERING]

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I'm gonna lose my MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNND!

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Did I wanna go over there?

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DID I WANNA GO OVER THERE?

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How about NO?

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Raise arm! Raise arm!

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NOOOO F<i>@</i><i>% F</i>$£µù% F<i>$£µù% F</i>$£µù%

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Come.. COME on!!

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YOUMOTHERF-----

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GRAAAAAB IT!

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MOOOOVE IT!!

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Okay, thank you for doin' that

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Pump it up!... oh yeah! You like how I puuump it baby?

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You like how I puuump this fish?!

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Uahhhh ~~ F#%§$&~~

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If I could juuuuuuust get up heeere

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F...@@@ $3%%^

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JUST PULL IT!

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♫(drums)♫

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Oh get the damn fruit!

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NO!!!!!!!!!

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Rewind! That never happened!

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<i>Rewinding sounds</i>

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Hey yeah!

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This is definitely the first time I ever did this one

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GA! @#%^^#@

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FA!!!!!!!! #$@$

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GET BACK!

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NOOOO!!!!!!!!

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NO!!!

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I... We go

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NO!!!!!!!!

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And.. there we go.

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NOOOOO!!!!!!

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Alright

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NO!!! Muna-(Gibberish) AH!!! AH!!

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It's ok! Think of the Kittens! Think of the Kittens!

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Just think of the Kittens! Keep the kittens in mind!

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It's gonna be ok! Think of the kittens!

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Think of the kittens!

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Ok!

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NO!!!!!!!! Whoa! Whoa!

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Aren't you something?

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AH!!!!!!

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NO!!!!! FA! $#@